See not that bad so far haha.
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See not that bad so far haha.
I bet we are a serial killer. :laugh4::laugh4: and this is going to get us thrown in jailQuote:
Originally Posted by Stildawn
Lets get our self cuffed. Just incase we go on Jason Bourne style rampage which will get us in even more trouble.
I think if we were a bad criminal I believe police stations share information on stuff like that, so if they dont know who we are already then I bet we are only something minor if at all.
Nah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mithrandir
We're boned. :shame:Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Why? It was only a dollar.
It would seem you are right about that, seeing as GH conveniently wrote the write up so that the part about committing a small crime was left out.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
Can we ask the officer if he is a good cop or a corrupt one?
I can play Carmen on Tuba :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
The city of Suprise is just...to full of win...I cannot stop laughing...the "Surprise Police"...
*falls down dead from asphyxiation*
I can see it now...
A man is walking down an alley, with the intention of hawking some stuff he just nabbed from the old Johnson place... when suddenly, two men with guns jump out of the shadows!
"SURPRISE! It's the police! Put your hands up!"
The man runs in the direction from whence he, came, when another jumps in front of him.
"Surprise! Hands up!"
He runs into the nearest building, and right when he enters the door a big guy hits him in the head with a 2x4.
"Surprise, [preemptive edit - GH]!"
I was thinking in a more MPish direction, but okay.
Man walks in and is greeted by a surprise party, which are then immediately tackled by police in funny outfits from various nooks and crannies, and are arrested on the grounds that they were "doing it wrong", was what was kind of going through my head. Suprise Police = Grammar Police. Just the absurdity of the notion...
You'd be surprised as to what they really do.
The pause in the write up is GH giving us an opportunity to do something else.
How's this for a potential precautionary order (if you approve I'll italicise).
"Tell the officer you're dying for a smoke and step outside the building. If nothing happens in a few minutes, cautiously go back in to where we left the officer. If the officer comes out to get us in a friendly manner (i.e. not about to arrest us) pad our pockets as if looking for something and shrug and say 'I can't find my smokes'."
This is so that, in the case that The Surprise Police might tell him to arrest us, we can make a dash for it. If they don't, we haven't lost anything.
I like it. Just be sure to add the "run like hell" part if he does try to arrest us
Yep I agreed with that .... Post it... But yeah add the run like hell bit...
Tell the officer we're dying for a smoke and step outside the building. If nothing happens in a few minutes, cautiously go back in to where we left the officer. If the officer comes out to get us in a friendly manner (i.e. not about to arrest us) pad our pockets as if looking for something and shrug and say 'I can't find my smokes'.
If he tries to arrest us, run like hell.
Should I use the 1st person singular, 1st person plural, or 2nd person when writing these?
1st person plural makes the most sense/is easisest imo. Plus it's what we have been doing so if GH had a problem with it he'd have said something by now :shrug:
Maybe instead of a smoke we could've gotten some air, but whatever tomatoes tomatoes.
Because we can't not find our air.
I like how we gone to talking to the police to save the day, to running away as fast as possible with imaginary cigs.
I think we should go to a mental asylem and admit ourselves.
That's what happens when about 30 people are all controlling 1 person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
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Originally Posted by Double A
We can stand there, wait a minute or two then go back in, and if he comes out we're still standing there breathing..
I don't understand why we need to "not find" something as a cover when we could've just aid "NEED AIR" and went to breathe.
But i'm just nitpicking now.
After reading ATPG's write up in his game, it seems like SysTech is from the Resident Evil universe. Someone else can figure it out, I'm gonna go to bed.
Catching some air isn't a very good reason to leave the cop who's helping us out. Needing a smoke is somehow more socially excusable because it's clear we are addicted and need a smoke.
What I'm trying to say is; if someone stands on a balcony in the pouring rain people think that someone is a freak. If someone stands on a balcony in the pouring rain sucking on a cigarette people don't give a second glance.
Citing the need to smoke, you excuse yourself from the station for several minutes. No officer comes to get you, so you cautiously make your way back in and resume your seat. Several more minutes pass. Eventually, Officer Purvis walks up to you.
"Sorry, friend," he says, "but Surprise PD is reporting nothing out of the ordinary. I'll tell you what I can do, though. If you want to, we can take your fingerprints and check to see if there are any matches in the database. Maybe that'll give you some answers."
Do it... Do it... If we were really wanted they would have got us by now.
We should do the fingerprint scan, but be ready to bolt if we see any sort of damning evidence... I have a feeling we might get taken into custody if something illicit is revealed about our identity.
Very guided by GH, this could be his opportunity to show us what we really are and I get the feeling it won't be positive. :juggle:Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Well we came here looking for answers, for better or for worse I believe things will work out, at least for now ;P
I say we do it :bow: