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Cum on guys, you should be glans that you dint semen the whole picture.
there as been a real rush to Darwin Award nominations this past month.
Teen sells kidney for Ipad 2..now regrets it.
In other news, Steve Jobs is showing up back to work at Apple.
I thought Jobs needed a pancreas. :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin
every little bit helps dude... :P
Not exactly News of the Weird more News of Cheap Beer.
Tesco mistake leads to beer rush, police called to bring order to Beer 'stampede'
Small wonder there wasn't a riot. So, how many cartfuls did you get IA ?Quote:
Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
None.
I'm gutted, absolutely gutted. :bigcry:
Mind you I'd have had to drive for about 5 hours and possibly need two tank fulls to get to Greenock and back.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CEAQ8gEwAA
Cos I live around here...
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CC0Q8gEwAA
Oh come on. Darwin sailed halfway round the world and wasted gobs of cash to collect a bunch of weeds and dead animal carcasses. We're talking 3 crates of BEER for 11 quid man.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Gutted indeed.:shame:
LOL@ the English intelligence agency.
You all heard of the 'make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom' probably, English spooks hacked and put a recept for cupcakes instead. For 2 weeks
The mental image of a jihadi making a cupcake is just too funny where is Leslie Nielson when you need him
And to think people used just do it for Fava beans and some Chianti China: Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad'
dude...that's just 3 or 4 posts above.Quote:
Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy
I knowQuote:
Originally Posted by Ronin
We may have to quarantine this thread to prevent spreading the current outbreak of Lemur's disease.
Fail is all the worse because he ate the liver. Kidneys are best with brandy, orange skin and sour apples(optional)
Bah neighbour of mine used eat liver raw straight out of the butchers shop right on the side of the street, he was is the toughest man I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Pah! I eat my way to his warm convulsing liver straight through a live goose. http://matousmileys.free.fr/mampf2.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy
:laugh4: I like to see you try Louis, honestly I seen him do things that would put you off your dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Sweet justice! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
That link is so full of win. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Oh yes please, more of this...Quote:
So, how did it end with bank being foreclosed on? After more than 5 months of the judge's ruling, the bank still hadn't paid the legal fees, and the homeowner's attorney did exactly what the bank tried to do to the homeowners. He seized the bank's assets.
The Gas Mines of Uranus. I wonder if beans were involved? What a title! :laugh4:
You know, when I was about eleven, like most kids in 1971 I wanted to be an astronaut, (closely followed by train driver), so I got into Astronomy big time. Paddy Moore was my hero. Anyroad, I took delight in informing all my paters workmates that Uranus is 32, 000 miles in diameter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
:7astronaut:
Was just about to post this.... but then thought I should check the News of the Weird to see if someone beat me to it.... and someone did. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
This story is pure liquid awesome.
Police cannot arrest flasher 'cause they can't decide if she is aroused
Voyeuristic Berlin flasher Annette Kaiser, who comes and goes in the blink of an eye, is flaunting a loophole in the law which says she can't be prosecuted for her 'crime' unless she gets turned on in the act.
Police are at a loss as to how they can prosecute 34-year-old Kaiser because, in Germany, simply flashing some flesh isn't a crime - authorities must prove the perpetrator is sexually aroused.
Officers say that catching men is easy because its pretty obvious if they're excited.
Women, though, are different, the German police cleverly observed.
'If a man drops his trousers, it is easy to see he is excited, but with a woman that is not possible,' a spokesman explained.
If these poor people cannot tell when a woman is aroused, then I pity them.
police officers will start getting assigned talcum powder dispensers..... :P
Beer toting man robs bank. Armed robbery - something to do with your other hand while drinking a beer. He didn't spill a drop either so I guess he had his priorities straight..:laugh4: