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Cum on guys, you should be glans that you dint semen the whole picture.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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there as been a real rush to Darwin Award nominations this past month.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
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Teen sells kidney for Ipad 2..now regrets it.
In other news, Steve Jobs is showing up back to work at Apple.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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I thought Jobs needed a pancreas.Originally Posted by Ronin
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
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every little bit helps dude... :P
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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Not exactly News of the Weird more News of Cheap Beer.
Tesco mistake leads to beer rush, police called to bring order to Beer 'stampede'
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
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Small wonder there wasn't a riot. So, how many cartfuls did you get IA ?
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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None.
I'm gutted, absolutely gutted.
Mind you I'd have had to drive for about 5 hours and possibly need two tank fulls to get to Greenock and back.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CEAQ8gEwAA
Cos I live around here...
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CC0Q8gEwAA
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Oh come on. Darwin sailed halfway round the world and wasted gobs of cash to collect a bunch of weeds and dead animal carcasses. We're talking 3 crates of BEER for 11 quid man.
None.
I'm gutted, absolutely gutted.
Mind you I'd have had to drive for about 5 hours and possibly need two tank fulls to get to Greenock and back.
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CEAQ8gEwAA
Cos I live around here...
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?client...ed=0CC0Q8gEwAA
Gutted indeed.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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LOL@ the English intelligence agency.
You all heard of the 'make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom' probably, English spooks hacked and put a recept for cupcakes instead. For 2 weeks
The mental image of a jihadi making a cupcake is just too funny where is Leslie Nielson when you need him
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And to think people used just do it for Fava beans and some Chianti China: Teenager 'sells kidney for iPad'
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy
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dude...that's just 3 or 4 posts above.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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I know
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy
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We may have to quarantine this thread to prevent spreading the current outbreak of Lemur's disease.
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Fail is all the worse because he ate the liver. Kidneys are best with brandy, orange skin and sour apples(optional)
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Bah neighbour of mine used eat liver raw straight out of the butchers shop right on the side of the street, he was is the toughest man I know.
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy
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Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Pah! I eat my way to his warm convulsing liver straight through a live goose.
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Pah! I eat my way to his warm convulsing liver straight through a live goose.I like to see you try Louis, honestly I seen him do things that would put you off your dinner.
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy
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Sweet justice!
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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That link is so full of win.
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
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Oh yes please, more of this...So, how did it end with bank being foreclosed on? After more than 5 months of the judge's ruling, the bank still hadn't paid the legal fees, and the homeowner's attorney did exactly what the bank tried to do to the homeowners. He seized the bank's assets.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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The Gas Mines of Uranus. I wonder if beans were involved? What a title!
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You know, when I was about eleven, like most kids in 1971 I wanted to be an astronaut, (closely followed by train driver), so I got into Astronomy big time. Paddy Moore was my hero. Anyroad, I took delight in informing all my paters workmates that Uranus is 32, 000 miles in diameter.The Gas Mines of Uranus. I wonder if beans were involved? What a title!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Was just about to post this.... but then thought I should check the News of the Weird to see if someone beat me to it.... and someone did.
This story is pure liquid awesome.
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-Abraham Lincoln
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Police cannot arrest flasher 'cause they can't decide if she is aroused
Voyeuristic Berlin flasher Annette Kaiser, who comes and goes in the blink of an eye, is flaunting a loophole in the law which says she can't be prosecuted for her 'crime' unless she gets turned on in the act.
Police are at a loss as to how they can prosecute 34-year-old Kaiser because, in Germany, simply flashing some flesh isn't a crime - authorities must prove the perpetrator is sexually aroused.
Officers say that catching men is easy because its pretty obvious if they're excited.
Women, though, are different, the German police cleverly observed.
'If a man drops his trousers, it is easy to see he is excited, but with a woman that is not possible,' a spokesman explained.
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If these poor people cannot tell when a woman is aroused, then I pity them.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
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police officers will start getting assigned talcum powder dispensers..... :P
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-Josh Homme
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- Calvin
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Beer toting man robs bank. Armed robbery - something to do with your other hand while drinking a beer. He didn't spill a drop either so I guess he had his priorities straight..
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