Mini Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread) [Concluded]

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(I cant get the hang of my role...I am bad at playing a drunk...)

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Ha ha I am very good at doing that.

I will often go home to the wife and "pretend" to be drunk.
Oten to get me in character I will have a beer or seven(teen) - works well...

Okay back IC..

*dang* flux capaistors aren't real. Curse you Micheal J Fox!!!!

(yes...ok)

Do not trust this technology...it weill only hurt ya.

(I suck at this...:shame:)

Okay who is Fat Tony? Don't be scared to reveal yourself, we won't bite you. ~D

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Originally Posted by Motep

Vote: Quintus

Cause I wanted to be flanders...

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I don't think that's a good idea, if he really is Flanders I think it would be highly unlikely he is mafia, though what ED said could be true, and ATPG has used relatively friendly townies as the real murderers to confuse us...

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

I don't think that's a good idea, if he really is Flanders I think it would be highly unlikely he is mafia, though what ED said could be true, and ATPG has used relatively friendly townies as the real murderers to confuse us...

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It would be likely. Besides...I could pull off flanders...

Do you want some pointers?

I've got cripplin arthritis in me index fingerrrrrrrssss!!!!

moved to update.

I will not try to roleplay my character. Is for the best, I fear.

I don't think he has any of the mafia under the most supcious characters it would be a dead give away and hand so many confirmed innoccents that it would just unbalance the game.

Vote: Sarathos

Just a presure vote for now.

Just so everyone knows,

I could come up with a reason why anyone would want to be mafia or serial killer.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Just so everyone knows,

I could come up with a reason why anyone would want to be mafia or serial killer.

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It's the simpsons. That would be sooo hard...

Yeah. Pretty much everyone is dysfunctional.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Yeah. Pretty much everyone is dysfunctional.

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:grin2:
Thats the beauty of it.

Hey, sorry for the late post, damn Migurd...

Well being round one I will go for a classical random Vote:Beefy18

tally moved and updated

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Originally Posted by Warmaster Horus

Vote:Beefy
Alphabetical first round vote FTW!

Can we try to keep a tally? I'll have one up in an hour or so.

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Aww I hate my life. Im gonna rename my self in to Z-Beefy:beam:

(Forgive me for lurking.. I only get to play during english class:sweatdrop:)

Anyway

Vote: Sarathos

Sarathos you have a sacred quest. Buy me cigger and alchol and I will forgive you.


(Btw someone lend me a simpson eppies.. I dont even know who my character is:wall:)

And ATPZ.. They like lynching me round 1.. Just coz I believe in the holy Llahma

Official tally-

Craterus, Sarathos, Warmaster Horus - Beefy (3 votes)
Lord winter, Beefy- Sarathos (2 votes)
Tratorix- Motep (1 vote)
Ibn-Khaldun- El Diablo (1 vote)
Elite Ferret- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Motep- Quintus.JC (1 vote)
El Diablo- Warmaster Horus (1 vote)
Fenring- (no vote)
Quintus.JC- (no vote)

Fenring, still lurking around here somewhere... be sure to vote. And for god's sakes, don't tie it up or I'll kill both. :evilgrin:
And Quintus.JC, good activity but still no vote.

You can always look up your character on wikipedia.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

And Quintus.JC, good activity but still no vote.

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Okily-dokily.
Vote: Ferning
Say somthing. ~:)

Official tally-

Craterus, Sarathos, Warmaster Horus - Beefy (3 votes)
Lord winter, Beefy- Sarathos (2 votes)
Tratorix- Motep (1 vote)
Ibn-Khaldun- El Diablo (1 vote)
Elite Ferret- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Motep- Quintus.JC (1 vote)
El Diablo- Warmaster Horus (1 vote)
Quintus.JC- Fenring (1 vote)
Fenring- (no vote)

Just one more vote needed.

Vote: Beefy

Just so that you won't be even more suspicious of me when I reveal later, I'm Montgomery Burns. I have a rather unconventional ability but I'll keep that secret for now.

If no one wants to change their votes, we can proceed to the night phase. Perhaps 48 hours is too many this time?

Unless there are any objections, that's what I'm gonna do. I think everyone has had a chance to vote, or change their vote. Beefy is pretty much toast anyway.

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CLICK THE SPOILER!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"This is Kent Brockman with an Action News Report:

The town has gathered in front of Springfield Retirement Castle, armed with pitchforks, torches, and signs that say "give peace a chance". The crowd looks bloodthirsty, as usual. They seem to be chanting "We want Moleman! We want Moleman! We want Moleman!"

It seems an elderly man has exited the facility, he appears to be walking with a cane. The crowd appears to be racing towards the gentleman... yes... now they appear to be TEARING HIS LEG OFF! Oh mercy. They are beating the poor man to death with his own leg.

Wait, the crowd has stopped. The old man appears to be speaking, let's have a listen."

Jasper:
"Is this about the money I owe in back taxes?"

Police Chief Quimby:
"Aha! So you're a mass murderer AND a tax cheat. You're going to get twice as much jail time, now!"

Jasper:
"Can I have my wooden leg back?"

Quimby:
"Wooden leg? The file doesn't say you have a wooden leg. You are mister Hans Moleman, aren't you?"

Jasper:
"I could be. My name is hardly ever mentioned in the show. But I'm pretty sure Moleman is inside, flossing his gums."

Quimby:
"Let's get him, boys!"

Jasper:
"Hey, what about my leg?"

Kent Brockman:
"The crowd appears to be trampling the old man to get inside the building. There appears to be a lot of commotion, and the crowd is.... yes, they are returning with the filthy mass murderer in tow. It seems the horrifying reign of darkness in Springfield has been lifted, as the man who murdered the entire Simpson family is carried off to the town square to be hanged!"

Moleman:
"Hung!"

Kent Brockman:
"No, that's hanged. It appears this cold blooded killer needs a lesson in grammar. They are stringing him up now... and... Hans Moleman has been executed by a violent mob for the crime of mass murder."

Moleman:
"Ouch, that hurt."

Kent Brockman:
The crowd appears to be dispersing now.... yes, they are just leaving the criminal mastermind known as Mole Man to be devoured by vultures.

Moleman:
"Can I go home, now?"

Kent Brockman:
"Astounding. In 20 years of covering the news, I have never seen someone survive being hanged."

Moleman:
"It's not so amazing. I once survived being inside a car that exploded for no reason. It hurt, a lot."

Kent Brockman:
"So the master criminal known as Moleman has escaped and is still at large. Or perhaps, the one known as Hans Moleman is just a really lucky innocent bystander. But in the court of public opinion, he's the most wanted man in Springfield. Let's ask this local man what he thinks.

Sir, are you afraid that the mass murderer Hans Moleman is still at large?"

Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel:
"There's a moleman out there? That's purty neat. Imma geet my shotgun and make some Mole stew tonight!"

Kent Brockman:
"How revolting. Good luck to you sir."

Official tally-

Craterus, Sarathos, Fenring, Warmaster Horus - Beefy (4 votes)
Lord winter, Beefy- Sarathos (2 votes)
Tratorix- Motep (1 vote)
Ibn-Khaldun- El Diablo (1 vote)
Elite Ferret- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Motep- Quintus.JC (1 vote)
El Diablo- Warmaster Horus (1 vote)
Quintus.JC- Fenring (1 vote)

Beefy 187 is identifed as Hans Moleman, and lynched by the town. However, he miraculously survives... for now.

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Still alive:

Quintus JC
Elite Ferret
Sarathos
Motep
Lord Winter
Warmaster Horus
Tratorix
Fenring
Ibn-Khaldun
Craterus
El Diablo
Beefy 187

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Okay, mafia members, send in your murder to askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com.

End of Day One. Begin Night One.

The write up's excellent and makes sense. so Han's Moleman's ability is to survive a lynch (mulitiple lynches?). I think that kinda of clears Beefy off his crime, he's probably innocent.

I won't confirm or deny that.

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He could have assigned all the abillities first then done an random draw for mafia.

Craterus is going to be away next week, so if we arent wrapped up by then, I'd like someone to replace him.

I'd rather not WOG anyone or have one less suspect, town or mafia. So if anyone knows someone to take his character's place, we can continue as usual.

We can continue without him, but I'd rather find a replacement anyway.

I already have the kills in. So, imagine that, night phase is over already!


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CLICK THE SPOILER:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"This is Kent Brockman, in the channel 6 helicopter with Ernie Pye. But this is no mere traffic report..."

Pye:
"Hey!"

Kent Brockman:
"Face facts, Ernie. We are hovering over Burns Manor, where Charles Montgomery Burns is in critical condition. It appears that Burns was intended to be another victim of the mass murderer, who is still unidentified. Set this helicopter down, Ernie!

Police were called as soon as the culprit entered the premesis by shattering a window. It appears that the masked villain smashed an antique vase over his head and attempted to poison him with alcohol. Mister Burns, do you have anything to tell reporters about this incident?"

Burns:
"That cowardly brute was after my precious money, I am sure of it. I managed to swallow my gold tooth, and my Rolex watch before the villain could intoxicate me. The sadistic freak actually managed to force me to drink an entire glass of Cold Duck before I passed out from the awful taste."

Kent Brockman:
"How did you manage to alert police?"

Burns:
"Well, the silent alarm released the hounds, and also contacted police for me. Luckily, Smithers was here to clean up the broken glass and the vase, and also give me a sponge bath and a brain massage before police showed up."

Kent Brockman:
"Fascinating. Well, there have been two near-deaths in Springfield tonight. I sincerely hope that whomever is behind all of this is getting a good laugh, because I do not find it at all amusing. This is ratings week, and people want to see blood and gore."

Burns:
"Excellent. Now get off my property before I have you arrested for trespassing, newsie."

Kent Brockman:
Are we still being broadcast on Fox, Ernie?

Ernie:
"Of course"

Kent Brockman:
"Go :daisy: yourself, Mister Burns."

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In a surprise twist, it appears Mister Burns (Fenring) was not successfully murdered. So no additional victims tonight.

Everyone is still alive. And yes, people can and will die in this game.


Still alive:

Quintus JC
Elite Ferret
Sarathos
Motep
Lord Winter
Warmaster Horus
Tratorix
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt.
Ibn-Khaldun
Craterus
El DiabloBeefy 187- survived one lynch.

Begin Day Two.

Bad hosting move, if you do that then we know that the mafia must have been online/active in the last 2 or 3 hours...

This is getting suspicious...

Well, to do an FH imitation: who was on for those two hours and a half?

@EF Wrong. I get the lynches by email.

That line of thinking doesn't hold up. They could be specifically avoiding being active on this site during that time.

Well in that case I officially declare myself illiterate and stupid, my apologies :bow: