Mini Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread) [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Official thread for the first ATPG-hosted Mini Simpsons Mafia game.

See Link: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...86#post1970986

Current cast of characters I have in mind:

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Ned Flanders
Reverend Lovejoy
Chief Wiggum
Hans Moleman
Groundskeeper Willie
Apu Nahassapeemapetilon
Monty Burns
Wayland Smithers
Krusty the Clown
Moe the Bartender
Professor Frink
Fat Tony

Kent Brockman- Narrator (Askthepizzaguy)

Current list of potential victims:

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Quintus JC
Eliit Tuhkur
Sarathos
Motep
Lord Winter
Warmaster Horus
Tratorix
Fenring
Ibn-Khaldun
Craterus
El Diablo
Beefy 187

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...1&postcount=24 More official rules.

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Warning: This is my very first time, either as a host or a player. However I am a big fan of the mafia games played in the past and I have learned the rules of the game.

With such a small group, I've given almost everyone a special ability designed to extend the game to prevent an early town or early mafia victory. I am considering revealing to everyone which character they are, but not revealing to everyone the special abilities of all the characters.

1. There is at least one scummy character, so no practical joke game here. There is an evil side and a good side.

2. There is something in place to prevent the end of the game when the scummy character dies, but the game is winnable by Town.

3. Town has a number of characters with special abilities. Nothing too extravagant; certain characters will be able to withstand a lynch or a murder attempt, for example.

4. You do not want to lynch certain characters.

5. You do not want to murder certain characters.

NOTICE:

I would prefer to be contacted via email rather than private message.

Askthepizzaguy@yahoo.com

You may also contact me at windows live messenger at that same ID, and askthepizzaguy is my yahoo messenger ID.

I do not approve of monitoring other player's private messaging activities, as this is both unsportsmanlike AND unreliable. Double whammy.

If anyone becomes inactive or drops out, I would like to substitute a player in their place. I dont want dropouts to kill a fun game. They will take on the same role the first player had.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 AD, in the year of our Lord.
...20 AD, in the year of our Donut.

742 Evergreen Terrace,
Springfield, Springfield
USA (and parts of Canada)

4:20AM.

Not quite breakfast time yet.

Except for truckers.

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Police Chief Clancy Wiggum is investigating the grisly murder of the entire Simspon family. Well, the immediate family, anyway. Not counting the pets, or the non-canon characters, or the extended family, or the one-shot characters. But, you know, the main dudes. And besides, most of the pets have already been killed off by the show's writers. In an interesting sidenote, during the writer's strike....

GET ON WITH IT!!!!

...Right. So anyways, Wiggum is investigating the grisly murders of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.

"Ok boys, search the entire residence for evidence of pizza, pastrami, hot dogs, or any member of the pastry family. And if there's beer in the fridge, I want it on my desk by sunrise."

Officer Lou:
"Okay chief. But you may want to take note that all of the victims appear to have been killed by pies to the face."

Wiggum:
"That's some good work, Lou. I am kind of hungry for dessert. What kind of pies are they?"

Lou:
"Three are banana creme pies, one is custard, and the final one is a cherry pie."

Wiggum:
"Awww... they didn't have any blueberry pies? I'm kind of hungry for blueberry."

Lou:
"I'd also like to point out, chief, that cherry pies are never thrown at people's faces for comic effect, because the cherries are usually baked inside the pie crust, whereas custard and banana creme pies are mostly pie filling, and therefore messier."

Wiggum:
"Okay, Lou, you've done some good work, but we aren't concerned with attention to detail. We're police officers, not mystery writers. The audience is going to get bored if you drone on and on about the kind of pies the victims were killed with. Certainly these details aren't clues which will be used later on to determine the killer."

Lou:
"Right, chief."

Wiggum:
"Now give me the custard pie and call it a night, Lou."

Lou:
"Don't you want me to collect and document the pies as murder evidence?"

Wiggum has already easten most of the custard pie;
"No, that's some good work Lou. Allow me to finish collecting the evidence myself. And have a pizza delivered, it's going to be a long night."

Lou:
"Sir, no pizza place is open at 4:30AM"

Wiggum:
"That's it, Lou, I'm demoting you back down to lieutenant."

Lou:
"I am already a lieutenant, chief."

Wiggum:
"That's some good work Lou. Less paperwork that way."

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The Simpsons have been murdered, and it's up to the secondary characters to determine who among them is the serial killer. Everyone who has signed up, please say "present" and we will begin the game and you will be assigned your roles.