Originally Posted by
Reverend Joe
*hrumph* The next time you call beer drinkers uncouth or boorish, you should consider this:
-Wine is made from rotten grapes; even animals know how to get smashed from eating rotten fruit and do so in the wild.
-Beer, on the other hand, requires sophistication and actual technology, not just some old ladies walking around on a bunch of grapes and sullying the juice with their overripe feet. In fact, there is a theory that one of the major contributions to civilization was the invention of beer and beer-like products (such as Sake) which require sterilized water, and therefore were the primary source of both clean water and calories for people for millennia.
So: which is really better, rotten fruit mixed with smelly old lady feet or one of the founding pillars of civilization? Me, I put it forward that beer is the more sophisticated.