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11-10-2009, 04:20
Strike For The South

Re: Girlz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Centurion1

just for anyone who is wondering, Megas is a chubby chaser. And whenever these girls look at him he is eating.

Myself on the other hand, High School, Football Captain.
I don't think i need to say anymore on this topic.

#3. Although I did like the joke.
11-10-2009, 04:32
Monk

Re: Girlz.

Quote:

Myself on the other hand, High School, Football Captain.
I don't think i need to say anymore on this topic.

https://i182.photobucket.com/albums/...eneverseen.jpg
11-10-2009, 04:39
Centurion1

Re: Girlz.

i actually am...... however we aren't that amazing in our league and as a resident of the east coast lacrosse is the sport of choice where i live.

(to explain my team has never won the league, because we are a relatively new team and a few of the other teams in the league are nationally ranked, so people dont get their hopes up about football. But we may go 4-6 this year which is actually sort of good for us)

True i dont have girls slipping me their hotel cards..............

really the suspicion hurts.
11-10-2009, 04:48
Megas Methuselah

Re: Girlz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

Dont let less fortunate people drag you down :)

They see me rollin', they hatin'... :crowngrin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Have I fallen off that badly?

You left a power vacuum.
11-10-2009, 07:52
a completely inoffensive name

Re: Girlz.

Best thread of the year right here. Another fine job at masterful trolling Meth. Bonus posts for getting past the moderators and getting SFTS to question himself.
11-10-2009, 08:08
Csargo

Re: Girlz.

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Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

Best thread of the year right here. Another fine job at masterful trolling Meth. Bonus posts for getting past the moderators and getting SFTS to question himself.

:yes: :laugh4:
11-10-2009, 08:25
Husar

Re: Girlz.

Oh yeah, I know that, This customer at work, who told me I was so shiny and smiled at me , visually undressing me. The other guy at the uni who gave me that nice smile across the room, the many guys in the city who walk around with their girlfriends giving me that look as if they wanted me to rescue them. The other day there was this cute guy at the mall who poked me in the ***, his smile was so beautiful as well. And then when I went to the doctor and he controlled my bowel, love was in the air, I could smell it...

life is great and people like us should really appreciate it, great thread.
11-10-2009, 08:46
Kadagar_AV

Re: Girlz.

If one is both exceptional and honest, many people often missunderstand it as bragging.

Just like there are girls who can cause car crashes and have men drooling, there are guys who can do the same.

BOOM-CHICKA-WAU-WAU
11-10-2009, 09:00
Csargo

Re: Girlz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

If one is both exceptional and honest, many people often missunderstand it as bragging.

Just like there are girls who can cause car crashes and have men drooling, there are guys who can do the same.

BOOM-CHICKA-WAU-WAU

I once caused a car crash humming that same tune....coincidence? I think not
11-10-2009, 09:03
Samurai Waki

Re: Girlz.

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Originally Posted by Csargo

I once caused a car crash humming that same tune....coincidence? I think not

Were you driving a hummer?
11-10-2009, 09:05
Csargo

Re: Girlz.

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Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Were you driving a hummer?

Nope, was standing in the middle of the road.
11-10-2009, 09:23
Owen Glyndwr

Re: Girlz.

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Yea 7th grade was fun for me to.

I was thinking more along the lines of High School freshman.

"That senior totally acknowledged my presence. She's SO into me."
11-10-2009, 09:34
Kadagar_AV

Re: Girlz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owen Glyndwr

I was thinking more along the lines of High School freshman.

"That senior totally acknowledged my presence. She's SO into me."

I only think a girl is into me if I get her to bed...
11-10-2009, 09:45
Fragony

Re: Girlz.

That's usually when I am into her
11-10-2009, 09:57
Kadagar_AV

Re: Girlz.

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Originally Posted by Fragony

That's usually when I am into her

:2thumbsup: :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
11-10-2009, 10:13
pevergreen

Re: Girlz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragony

That's usually when I am into her

Nice. :beam:

I'm waiting for one to be into me >_> (not in that way...:sweatdrop:)
11-10-2009, 10:52
Andres

Re: Girlz.

Getting attention happens to me all the time.

When I'm wearing my banana costume.
11-10-2009, 10:58
Fragony

Re: Girlz.

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

Nice. :beam:

I'm waiting for one to be into me >_> (not in that way...:sweatdrop:)

Ask Megas Methuselah how his status as an alpha male came to be, I want to know as well. I bet his grandfather one day took him aside and told him about this herb that only grows in the valley of the ancient spirits.

I am onto you
11-10-2009, 11:02
Subotan

Re: Girlz.

"Son, beyond the Valley of the Thunderbear, high upon the Mountain of the Fire-eagle, there lies the source of our power. A mystical herb whose properties transform even the limpest specimen into a hardened alpha male. It is called...The Viagra Bush!"
11-10-2009, 11:24
Hax

Re: Girlz.

Reminds me, I met this incredibly beautiful pure young maiden this sunday.

And no, I did not look into a mirror.
11-10-2009, 11:26
Kadagar_AV

Re: Girlz.

Actually, just carry some green stuff around and you can pretty much get laid by whoever, whenever...
11-10-2009, 11:29
Fragony

Re: Girlz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hax

And no, I did not look into a mirror.

Indeed you weren't, replaced it with a window, like my style?
11-10-2009, 11:53
Hax

Re: Girlz.

Replaced it with binoculars.
11-10-2009, 12:43
Fisherking

Re: Girlz.

This looks like a thread for those who want to talk about girls rather than talk to them.

I am just wondering where you all go to meet girls?

Do you go to bars where there are about 40 other guys waiting for one to walk in?

Do you go to the Mall where they travel in packs for protection?

Do you go to the Laundry-mat and just watch them wash clothes?

Where is it you go if you want to find single or at least unaccompanied women?

And I don't mean in a cooking class!
11-10-2009, 12:48
pevergreen

Re: Girlz.

I went online.

Srs. thats where I got my last gf of 10 months (crazy ex now) and possibly my next one.

Freak encounters out of nowhere, funny stuff.
11-10-2009, 12:54
Fragony

Re: Girlz.

Work school friends party's. I am usually the approached which is convenient, got one of these faces girls like.
11-10-2009, 13:03
Hax

Re: Girlz.

Festivals and stuff, man. I usually take me 'zouk with me and play a romantic ballad. They like it, I think.
11-10-2009, 14:01
Fragony

Re: Girlz.

There is something wrong with your sense of humor get it fixed asap
11-10-2009, 14:36
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus

Re: Girlz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fisherking

This looks like a thread for those who want to talk about girls rather than talk to them.

I am just wondering where you all go to meet girls?

Do you go to bars where there are about 40 other guys waiting for one to walk in?

Do you go to the Mall where they travel in packs for protection?

Do you go to the Laundry-mat and just watch them wash clothes?

Where is it you go if you want to find single or at least unaccompanied women?

And I don't mean in a cooking class!

At parties, on the street 9not like that), in bookshops.

It's easy to talk to women. Also, just to further dent Meth's ego; if you smile at a woman she'll ususally smile back, so it's likely he simply walks around with an idiot grin all the time.
11-10-2009, 15:48
Hax

Re: Girlz.

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There is something wrong with your sense of humor get it fixed asap

Wait, what?

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