Girlz.

[Strike For The South]

just for anyone who is wondering, Megas is a chubby chaser. And whenever these girls look at him he is eating.


Myself on the other hand, High School, Football Captain.
I don't think i need to say anymore on this topic.

#3. Although I did like the joke.

[Monk]

Myself on the other hand, High School, Football Captain.
I don't think i need to say anymore on this topic.

[Centurion1]

i actually am...... however we aren't that amazing in our league and as a resident of the east coast lacrosse is the sport of choice where i live.

(to explain my team has never won the league, because we are a relatively new team and a few of the other teams in the league are nationally ranked, so people dont get their hopes up about football. But we may go 4-6 this year which is actually sort of good for us)

True i dont have girls slipping me their hotel cards..............

really the suspicion hurts.

[Megas Methuselah]

Dont let less fortunate people drag you down :)

They see me rollin', they hatin'...

Have I fallen off that badly?

You left a power vacuum.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Best thread of the year right here. Another fine job at masterful trolling Meth. Bonus posts for getting past the moderators and getting SFTS to question himself.

[Csargo]

Best thread of the year right here. Another fine job at masterful trolling Meth. Bonus posts for getting past the moderators and getting SFTS to question himself.

[Husar]

Oh yeah, I know that, This customer at work, who told me I was so shiny and smiled at me , visually undressing me. The other guy at the uni who gave me that nice smile across the room, the many guys in the city who walk around with their girlfriends giving me that look as if they wanted me to rescue them. The other day there was this cute guy at the mall who poked me in the ***, his smile was so beautiful as well. And then when I went to the doctor and he controlled my bowel, love was in the air, I could smell it...

life is great and people like us should really appreciate it, great thread.

[Kadagar_AV]

If one is both exceptional and honest, many people often missunderstand it as bragging.

Just like there are girls who can cause car crashes and have men drooling, there are guys who can do the same.

BOOM-CHICKA-WAU-WAU

[Csargo]

If one is both exceptional and honest, many people often missunderstand it as bragging.

Just like there are girls who can cause car crashes and have men drooling, there are guys who can do the same.

BOOM-CHICKA-WAU-WAU

I once caused a car crash humming that same tune....coincidence? I think not

[Samurai Waki]

I once caused a car crash humming that same tune....coincidence? I think not

Were you driving a hummer?

[Csargo]

Were you driving a hummer?

Nope, was standing in the middle of the road.

[Owen Glyndwr]

Yea 7th grade was fun for me to.

I was thinking more along the lines of High School freshman.

"That senior totally acknowledged my presence. She's SO into me."

[Kadagar_AV]

I was thinking more along the lines of High School freshman.

"That senior totally acknowledged my presence. She's SO into me."

I only think a girl is into me if I get her to bed...

[Fragony]

That's usually when I am into her

[Kadagar_AV]

That's usually when I am into her

[pevergreen]

That's usually when I am into her

Nice.

I'm waiting for one to be into me >_> (not in that way...)

[Andres]

Getting attention happens to me all the time.

When I'm wearing my banana costume.

[Fragony]

Nice.

I'm waiting for one to be into me >_> (not in that way...)

Ask Megas Methuselah how his status as an alpha male came to be, I want to know as well. I bet his grandfather one day took him aside and told him about this herb that only grows in the valley of the ancient spirits.

I am onto you

[Subotan]

"Son, beyond the Valley of the Thunderbear, high upon the Mountain of the Fire-eagle, there lies the source of our power. A mystical herb whose properties transform even the limpest specimen into a hardened alpha male. It is called...The Viagra Bush!"

[Hax]

Reminds me, I met this incredibly beautiful pure young maiden this sunday.

And no, I did not look into a mirror.

[Kadagar_AV]

Actually, just carry some green stuff around and you can pretty much get laid by whoever, whenever...

[Fragony]

And no, I did not look into a mirror.

Indeed you weren't, replaced it with a window, like my style?

[Hax]

Replaced it with binoculars.

[Fisherking]

This looks like a thread for those who want to talk about girls rather than talk to them.

I am just wondering where you all go to meet girls?

Do you go to bars where there are about 40 other guys waiting for one to walk in?

Do you go to the Mall where they travel in packs for protection?

Do you go to the Laundry-mat and just watch them wash clothes?

Where is it you go if you want to find single or at least unaccompanied women?

And I don't mean in a cooking class!

[pevergreen]

I went online.

Srs. thats where I got my last gf of 10 months (crazy ex now) and possibly my next one.

Freak encounters out of nowhere, funny stuff.

[Fragony]

Work school friends party's. I am usually the approached which is convenient, got one of these faces girls like.

[Hax]

Festivals and stuff, man. I usually take me 'zouk with me and play a romantic ballad. They like it, I think.

[Fragony]

There is something wrong with your sense of humor get it fixed asap

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

This looks like a thread for those who want to talk about girls rather than talk to them.

I am just wondering where you all go to meet girls?

Do you go to bars where there are about 40 other guys waiting for one to walk in?

Do you go to the Mall where they travel in packs for protection?

Do you go to the Laundry-mat and just watch them wash clothes?

Where is it you go if you want to find single or at least unaccompanied women?

And I don't mean in a cooking class!

At parties, on the street 9not like that), in bookshops.

It's easy to talk to women. Also, just to further dent Meth's ego; if you smile at a woman she'll ususally smile back, so it's likely he simply walks around with an idiot grin all the time.

[Hax]

There is something wrong with your sense of humor get it fixed asap

Wait, what?