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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Lemur
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
Things just haven't been the same since Monty Python. :beam:
Never wear any clothes that don't have the Manly label.
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Craterus
Leaving the seat up.
:sweatdrop:
(Actually, having been in womens clothing for over 15 years, I got a feel of the psyche, just a feel you understand. Anyway, I decided to turn the tables and rant and rave first thing about the **** ******* **** who left the toilet seat down!)
Try it.
No. It didn't work for me either.
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If I told any of you, you'd all feel like women.
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I ate chuck norris for breakfast.... raw.
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Shave with a rusty spoon.
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Wakizashi
Shave with a rusty spoon.
https://jimcee.homestead.com/Beard3.1.jpg
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Wear A MAN BAG :balloon2:
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I drive trucks and eat steaks made of trucks. Wearing mail-order Realman shirts ("shot through with a large-caliber handgun") is reserved for important occasions.
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Wear boots and tuck my jeans in. :smash:
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Husar
Wear boots and tuck my jeans in. :smash:
I do this too, should one of us be worried? :wink:
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
Probably getting on a motorcycle not made for long rides and riding from one corner of Washington State to the other, over the Cascade mountain range, in early November, and back. Twice.
CR
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I brush my teeth while taking a crap.
I am also building a TruckBoatTruck.
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I belch while farting and picking my nose and coughing up the bones of those who I've slain in glorious battle.
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I can drink an entire fifth of Old Granddad in a night.
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Shooting at an Iraqi while his RPG sailed a half-foot over my head.
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Hooahguy
ok thats just stupid.
What's so stupid about hard workouts?
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Reverend Joe
I can drink an entire fifth of Old Granddad in a night.
Not sure if that's "manly" or "severe alcoholic," though.
Sometimes they're one and the same.
:yes:
CR
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Crazed Rabbit
Sometimes they're one and the same.
:yes:
CR
I'm learning.
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
CrossLOPER
What's so stupid about hard workouts?
Yeah, he didn't say he keeps working out until he tears a muscle.
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Snite
Shooting at an Iraqi while his RPG sailed a half-foot over my head.
I think you win. :beam:
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[Pleasuring] every hot woman i see.
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Husar
Wear boots and tuck my jeans in. :smash:
That's 3 of us then.... :laugh4:
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I think the implication is that the Stranger is so manly that every woman wants him on sight. [A bit crude for the Frontoom, sorry, Lemur] If any girls are included in the conversation I turn to them and deadpan "Now you know why."
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
The Stranger
[Pleasuring] every hot woman i see.
Wow, it must be hard to walk if you trip so much. ~;p
CR
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Re: What is the Manliest Thing You Do?
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Originally Posted by
Snite
Shooting at an Iraqi while his RPG sailed a half-foot over my head.
Yes, I believe the thread has a winner. Doesn't get any manlier than shooting and being shot at.
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I got shot. But I didn't shoot back. I ran like a little ***** because I was unarmed. Can I get like 4th runner-up?