Chatroulette destroyed my ego...

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Originally Posted by Beskar

Not really, Secura was being kind. Average man can most likely do it in 30 seconds if we are to believe the media and comedy shows.

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I feel sorry for the people that are like that in real life.

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

I feel sorry for the people that are like that in real life.

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I suspect that men who cannot last an entire minute are extremely rare. Almost as uncommon, we can but hope, as women who believe that laying as still as a corpse and emitting the occasional grunt of pleasure is the be-all and end-all of sexual performance.

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Almost as uncommon, we can but hope, as women who believe that laying as still as a corpse and emitting the occasional grunt of pleasure is the be-all and end-all of sexual performance.

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You'd rather an Academy Award-nominated faker? At least with the quiet one, you know you're not doing something right...

Never bothered me. I have such an enormous ego that I know the satisfaction to be genuine. [/Ixtoc]

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Originally Posted by Secura

You'd rather an Academy Award-nominated faker? At least with the quiet one, you know you're not doing something right...

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I think he means he prefers women that actually move and participate in the deed. With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.

On-topic, I think ChatRoulette is an awesome idea. It's like Hot or Not, with video and chat (and onanism). Of course, I wouldn't be caught dead on it, but still a great idea.

You probably saw my genitals panzer,

you're welcome

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Originally Posted by drone

With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.

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But as I said, thank goodness they're rare. The vast majority of women understand that sexytime is a participatory event.

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

You probably saw my genitals panzer,

you're welcome

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Well, as they say, most sexual assaults are committed by people you know.

Also, completely unrelated to the topic at hand, I'm guessing you wear a size 6 or 7 shoe. Am I close? :nice:

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Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger

Well, as they say, most sexual assaults are committed by people you know.

Also, completely unrelated to the topic at hand, I'm guessing you wear a size 6 or 7 shoe. Am I close? :nice:

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This guy with his jokes and there pertinence

~:)

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Originally Posted by drone

I think he means he prefers women that actually move and participate in the deed. With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.

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Actually I would think it's plus two hands...

Silence is beautiful...a dream for two in the hands of one...