Chatroulette destroyed my ego...

**pevergreen** · 04-26-2010, 14:29

Originally Posted by Beskar

Not really, Secura was being kind. Average man can most likely do it in 30 seconds if we are to believe the media and comedy shows.

I feel sorry for the people that are like that in real life.

**Lemur** · 04-26-2010, 14:40

Originally Posted by pevergreen

I feel sorry for the people that are like that in real life.

I suspect that men who cannot last an entire minute are extremely rare. Almost as uncommon, we can but hope, as women who believe that laying as still as a corpse and emitting the occasional grunt of pleasure is the be-all and end-all of sexual performance.

**Secura** · 04-26-2010, 16:05

Originally Posted by Lemur

Almost as uncommon, we can but hope, as women who believe that laying as still as a corpse and emitting the occasional grunt of pleasure is the be-all and end-all of sexual performance.

You'd rather an Academy Award-nominated faker? At least with the quiet one, you know you're not doing something right...

**Myrddraal** · 04-26-2010, 16:50

Never bothered me. I have such an enormous ego that I know the satisfaction to be genuine. [/Ixtoc]

**drone** · 04-26-2010, 17:13

Originally Posted by Secura

You'd rather an Academy Award-nominated faker? At least with the quiet one, you know you're not doing something right...

I think he means he prefers women that actually move and participate in the deed. With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.

On-topic, I think ChatRoulette is an awesome idea. It's like Hot or Not, with video and chat (and onanism). Of course, I wouldn't be caught dead on it, but still a great idea.

**Strike For The South** · 04-26-2010, 17:58

You probably saw my genitals panzer,

you're welcome

**Lemur** · 04-26-2010, 18:57

Originally Posted by drone

With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.

But as I said, thank goodness they're rare. The vast majority of women understand that sexytime is a participatory event.

**PanzerJaeger** · 04-26-2010, 19:33

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

You probably saw my genitals panzer,

you're welcome

Well, as they say, most sexual assaults are committed by people you know.

Also, completely unrelated to the topic at hand, I'm guessing you wear a size 6 or 7 shoe. Am I close?

**Strike For The South** · 04-26-2010, 19:35

Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger

Well, as they say, most sexual assaults are committed by people you know.

Also, completely unrelated to the topic at hand, I'm guessing you wear a size 6 or 7 shoe. Am I close?

This guy with his jokes and there pertinence

**Husar** · 04-26-2010, 19:50

Originally Posted by drone

I think he means he prefers women that actually move and participate in the deed. With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.

Actually I would think it's plus two hands...