bah, I actually got some kind of warnings and infraction points... you two never on the backroom, right :clown:
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It's as dark as Fragony is Marxist.
Kurando, you are an inspiration! :laugh4: :bow:
[QUOTE=Kurando;2501925]I screamed "April Showers!" really loud and with reckless abandon did a cannonball into the kids wading pool, and after eventually getting kicked out my friends and I threw a barrage of beer bottles at the security guard's golfcart in the parking lot. In hindsight, I feel 10 a year ban was probably justified.
In that same era I also got a lifetime ban from a local petting zoo for wrestling a goat, but I feel I was not wrong in the instance; the goat WAS trying to hypnotize me! Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? They have snake eyes... Just a warning, incase you're ever in a similar situation: goats are also amazingly heavy for their size; when I tried to pick it up I couldn't even get it off the ground.
I always found it interesting that in both of those completely separate instances the people who handed down the bans said the exact same thing "you're old enough to know better..."
Heh leave a trail of destruction wherever you go, got banned from a pony-club
This thread was made for me, Meth and AP to brag if AP had not been perma banned. I have 19 infractions so far, none this year though. I have been banned once, for a month because of my reaction to what the moderators did to the Tavern. I think Meth has 20 something infractions if I remember correctly.
Who wants to race me to 30 warning points?
On your mark get set, go!
Seamus is an ugly name
Lemurs are ugly
Psychonaut can't hold his liquor
Tosa inu is a girly dog
France sucks
The red pagoda blows
Monks a monk cause he can't get any!
Banquo???? Hmm banquos a nice enough chap
Do I. Win?
It's not my fault I don't feel like dancing.
Why would that warrant a ban? :huh:
You are perfectly factual and correct: Study shows French women give more oral sex than Americans.
(More worryingly, French women are even more likely to receive oral sex than American ones. Get to it, lads!)
I'm banned from Saudi Arabia.
Jerks.
I have been banned from the Backroom more times than I care to admit, generally for rather contraversial views mixed with an inability to play well with others. The last one was for well over a year, and there won't be another. It is nothing to be proud of or to brag about, as it highlights immaturity more than "rebel" status.
I find it much more challenging to attempt to make every post respectful, well thought out, and actually contribute meaningful content to the discussion. Even after such a long ban, it is difficult not to fall into old patterns, but the rewards are more worthwhile than getting the last word in a flame war before the thread is closed.
My step-son & I are on the verge of getting banned from the local China King buffet. Our mug shots are on the wall behind the cash register. "Two Plate Limit" scribbled in Chinglish over the pics.
I got kicked out of a buffet once....... proudest moment of my life. Ever.
Damn you moderators rebutting my insults
Oh before I forget, if I ever set a foot on Lloret a Mar I will be arrested on sight. I am a permanent persona non gratta.
I've only had one pair of Ray Bans, but I still got em.
... Oh wait, I guess I read that wrong.
At least I still got my shades, yo.
Never been banned form a forum.
As for this one, I have plenty of warnings, but aside from a few nastier ones years ago, they basically all result from me swearing like a *************.
I think Monk deserves at least one point for this. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monk
Im the very definition of a rebel without a cause, Authority hating, underdog loving... but I can't be overly nasty to others (a personal flaw that will take some work) and I have matured a bit in my twenties (an irreversable trend i fear) At best I can manage to be a little sarcastic and harsh with my choice of words and even then I feel stupid for lowering myself to petty human emotions...
Also like to add that scottish guy with the funny name is now my favourite poster thanks to this thread and the world cup one...
I recant part of my first post. I now have an infraction, the first of this year.
Join the club :yes: