Are you a real man?

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06-19-2010, 10:50
Husar

Re: Are you a real man?

I shave, only my face, like it clean for now but don't mind if there's a bit of a shade.
I think if I let it grow it would mostly be a goatee and mustache as well, there's a bit on the sides but probably not enough for a full beard.
06-19-2010, 13:50
Lemur

Re: Are you a real man?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit

I don't have a beard now, but in the winter I often grow one [...] And if I do say so myself, it can be quite impressive.

Must. Share. Pics.
06-19-2010, 13:56
Vuk

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Facial hair is the work of the devil.

Me, I even groom my eyebrows, to maintain my suave looks.

lol, I actually remember reading a study that said that facial hair 'excites' women, if you know what I mean. So it does not matter what their preferences are, because there is something biological going on that is gonna make them prefer the 'real men'. :beam:
06-19-2010, 16:03
Sarmatian

Re: Are you a real man?

Heard that. Also baldness supposedly affects them the same way, for the supposedly same reason. Since I'm bald already and have to fight them off with a stick, growing a beard would be pointless in my case...
06-19-2010, 17:33
Louis VI the Fat

Re: Are you a real man?

What I don't understand is how all you bearded cavemen manage to apply your facial lotion and moisturizer with all that hair getting in the way? :huh:
06-19-2010, 17:35
Lemur

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again

lol, I actually remember reading a study that said that facial hair 'excites' women, if you know what I mean.

Maybe, but do you want to know what really excites women? I mean, gets them so crazy aroused that they can't control their urges?

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.../3wolfmoon.jpg
06-19-2010, 17:37
Azathoth

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Vuk

lol, I actually remember reading a study that said that facial hair 'excites' women, if you know what I mean. So it does not matter what their preferences are, because there is something biological going on that is gonna make them prefer the 'real men'.

When they're ovulating, I think.
06-19-2010, 17:50
naut

Re: Are you a real man?

Beards are awesome. Until they get itchy (especially in summer), then it is shaving time.
06-19-2010, 20:58
Vuk

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Sarmatian

Heard that. Also baldness supposedly affects them the same way, for the supposedly same reason. Since I'm bald already and have to fight them off with a stick, growing a beard would be pointless in my case...

lol, you and me both pal. ~;)

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Originally Posted by Psychonaut

Beards are awesome. Until they get itchy (especially in summer), then it is shaving time.

I don't understand that. My beard never gets itchy in the summer.
06-19-2010, 21:24
Centurion1

Re: Are you a real man?

Psycho lives in austrailia you live in Pennsylvania. Its really hot down there in summer :laugh:
06-19-2010, 21:54
seireikhaan

Re: Are you a real man?

I tried a goatee earlier this year, but my facial hair just has an odd color, sort of a dirty blond color to it that just struck me as off. So, for now, it stays shaved.
06-19-2010, 23:10
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Are you a real man?

I've always shaved before I got any real growth. I could never do the dodgy mustache thing some teenagers do because for some reason my facial hair started at my chin and then down the sides.

One day I may grow a big ginger(ish) beard though...
06-20-2010, 04:36
Ibrahim

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Azathoth

Braid and post pics.

love to do so, but I first have to let my hair grow (I typically crop it to about 5/8 of an inch). then I have to let my bear grow.

but if all goes according to plan, I'll be a golden-haired verison of this guy:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...inadshburn.JPG
06-20-2010, 04:40
Hooahguy

Re: Are you a real man?

i can grow a full-on beard, but girls dont seem to like it so i shave. :no:
but if we are judging a man by beard capability, then I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
06-20-2010, 04:41
Ice

Re: Are you a real man?

I can grow a full beard. I do occasionally around this time a year if I'm not working nor have to look professional. I usually shave every couple days though.
06-20-2010, 08:33
vartan

Re: Are you a real man?

I look like the guy in the spoiler when I have a beard, plus on the cheeks + shave the hair on top, but this dude had hair on side and back of his head!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_1466/lenin.jpg
06-20-2010, 08:55
Fragony

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

What I don't understand is how all you bearded cavemen manage to apply your facial lotion and moisturizer with all that hair getting in the way? :huh:

Indeed. And a real man doesn't just shave his beard I might add.
06-20-2010, 14:17
Vuk

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Fragony

Indeed. And a real man doesn't just shave his beard I might add.

Fragony, you girly man! ~;) The only thing that a real man is allowed to shave is his head!
06-20-2010, 14:38
Cute Wolf

Re: Are you a real man?

I'm a man with long wavy hair, clean face, and some who first saw my face (my face alone), will think that I was a girl...

but I was still a man, I'm fairly muscular afterall...
06-20-2010, 14:39
Subotan

Re: Are you a real man?

I would if I could. I can only grow a weak moustache, scraggly sideburns and two very strange clumps at the side and bottom of my chin.

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Originally Posted by Centurion1

Facial hair is for savages. Civilized men prefer to groom themselves, plus the majority of women prefer cleanshaven men

* why catamite you ask? Well when you throw down a statement like that you gotta throw words like that around.

As well a list of greats with no facial hair.
John wayne
Alexander the great
Julius caesar
Winston churchill
George washington
Nelson mandela
Ghandi

And of course........ ronald reagan

People who did have facial hair
Hitler
Stalin
Fidel castro
Lenin
Rasputin
Not john wayne

I rest my case

Bah, women just dislike men who have messy/dirty beards. That's why the Hollywood stubble look never works outside of Hollywood.

I do like the list though.

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Originally Posted by Fragony

There is a *ahum* huge difference between looking like Rasputin and BEING like Rasputin http://motherboards.infopop.cc/group...putin-cock.jpg

That explains so much :no:
06-20-2010, 20:10
Monk

Re: Are you a real man?

I've had the same beard since I turned 19. It has served me well, it's a little messy right now though. Probably should clean it up.
06-21-2010, 06:47
vartan

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Cute Wolf

I'm a man with long wavy hair, clean face, and some who first saw my face (my face alone), will think that I was a girl...

but I was still a man, I'm fairly muscular afterall...

My sister is more muscular than you, and she's super-feminine. :laugh4: But it might be a regional thing? :sweatdrop:
06-21-2010, 09:24
a completely inoffensive name

Re: Are you a real man?

My beard is thin and patchy right now. My brother who is two years older then me however, is about 75-80% of the way to a full Billy Mays beard. Hopefully, I will be at that stage in two years.
06-21-2010, 09:58
Fragony

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again

Fragony, you girly man! ~;) The only thing that a real man is allowed to shave is his head!

HA not doing it myselve. Things aren't so bad, no real metroman haven't bleached my anus for example.
06-21-2010, 10:45
Hosakawa Tito

Re: Are you a real man?

Beards are verbotten in my line of work.
06-21-2010, 14:36
Lemur

Re: Are you a real man?

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Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito

Beards are verbotten in my line of work.

What's the logic behind that, Hosa?
06-21-2010, 16:04
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

Re: Are you a real man?

A beard is for........ ugly people. :laugh:
06-21-2010, 16:46
ajaxfetish

Re: Are you a real man?

Sometimes I'll grow a goatee and mustache for a while. I don't get too much density, so I keep 'em trimmed short to avoid looking terrible. My facial hair's too patchy elsewhere to get anything to work. And on top of all that, the wife prefer's kissing me when I'm cleanshaven, so that's some good motivation to not grow it out too often. So does that put me at 'semi-man,' or just 'androgynous'?

Ajax
06-21-2010, 17:00
Vuk

Re: Are you a real man?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajaxfetish

Sometimes I'll grow a goatee and mustache for a while. I don't get too much density, so I keep 'em trimmed short to avoid looking terrible. My facial hair's too patchy elsewhere to get anything to work. And on top of all that, the wife prefer's kissing me when I'm cleanshaven, so that's some good motivation to not grow it out too often. So does that put me at 'semi-man,' or just 'androgynous'?

Ajax

lol, I will give you the 'man' rating. Just so you all know, you don't HAVE to have a beard to be a real man. You just need to want one and be able to grow it. Some people (me for instance) are not allowed beards in their line of work, so we are forced to shave them off.
06-21-2010, 17:00
Azathoth

Re: Are you a real man?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hosa

Beards are verbotten in my line of work.

Ah, you're the man in the grey flannel suit.

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