Are you a real man?

[Louis VI the Fat]

What I don't understand is how all you bearded cavemen manage to apply your facial lotion and moisturizer with all that hair getting in the way?

[Azathoth]

lol, I actually remember reading a study that said that facial hair 'excites' women, if you know what I mean. So it does not matter what their preferences are, because there is something biological going on that is gonna make them prefer the 'real men'.

When they're ovulating, I think.

[naut]

Beards are awesome. Until they get itchy (especially in summer), then it is shaving time.

[Vuk]

Heard that. Also baldness supposedly affects them the same way, for the supposedly same reason. Since I'm bald already and have to fight them off with a stick, growing a beard would be pointless in my case...

lol, you and me both pal.

Beards are awesome. Until they get itchy (especially in summer), then it is shaving time.

I don't understand that. My beard never gets itchy in the summer.

[Centurion1]

Psycho lives in austrailia you live in Pennsylvania. Its really hot down there in summer

[seireikhaan]

I tried a goatee earlier this year, but my facial hair just has an odd color, sort of a dirty blond color to it that just struck me as off. So, for now, it stays shaved.

[Rhyfelwyr]

I've always shaved before I got any real growth. I could never do the dodgy mustache thing some teenagers do because for some reason my facial hair started at my chin and then down the sides.

One day I may grow a big ginger(ish) beard though...

[Fragony]

What I don't understand is how all you bearded cavemen manage to apply your facial lotion and moisturizer with all that hair getting in the way?

Indeed. And a real man doesn't just shave his beard I might add.

[Vuk]

Indeed. And a real man doesn't just shave his beard I might add.

Fragony, you girly man! The only thing that a real man is allowed to shave is his head!

[Cute Wolf]

I'm a man with long wavy hair, clean face, and some who first saw my face (my face alone), will think that I was a girl...

but I was still a man, I'm fairly muscular afterall...

[vartan]

I'm a man with long wavy hair, clean face, and some who first saw my face (my face alone), will think that I was a girl...

but I was still a man, I'm fairly muscular afterall...

My sister is more muscular than you, and she's super-feminine. But it might be a regional thing?

[a completely inoffensive name]

My beard is thin and patchy right now. My brother who is two years older then me however, is about 75-80% of the way to a full Billy Mays beard. Hopefully, I will be at that stage in two years.

[Subotan]

I would if I could. I can only grow a weak moustache, scraggly sideburns and two very strange clumps at the side and bottom of my chin.

Facial hair is for savages. Civilized men prefer to groom themselves, plus the majority of women prefer cleanshaven men


* why catamite you ask? Well when you throw down a statement like that you gotta throw words like that around.

As well a list of greats with no facial hair.
John wayne
Alexander the great
Julius caesar
Winston churchill
George washington
Nelson mandela
Ghandi

And of course........ ronald reagan

People who did have facial hair
Hitler
Stalin
Fidel castro
Lenin
Rasputin
Not john wayne

I rest my case

Bah, women just dislike men who have messy/dirty beards. That's why the Hollywood stubble look never works outside of Hollywood.

I do like the list though.

There is a *ahum* huge difference between looking like Rasputin and BEING like Rasputin http://motherboards.infopop.cc/group...putin-cock.jpg

That explains so much

[Monk]

I've had the same beard since I turned 19. It has served me well, it's a little messy right now though. Probably should clean it up.

[Fragony]

Fragony, you girly man! The only thing that a real man is allowed to shave is his head!

HA not doing it myselve. Things aren't so bad, no real metroman haven't bleached my anus for example.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Beards are verbotten in my line of work.

[Lemur]

Beards are verbotten in my line of work.

What's the logic behind that, Hosa?

[Martok]

What's the logic behind that, Hosa?

I'm curious as to this myself. While I'm aware that many folks in your profession are clean-shaven, Hosa, I confess I wasn't aware it was an actual requirement.

[Hosakawa Tito]

What's the logic behind that, Hosa?

You can't get a good seal on a gas mask if you have a beard. The grooming standards for the Shock Incarceration program are almost as high and tight as the military and applies to staff as well as inmates. Long hair provides one's opponent with a handle in a physical altercation.