They must be enlightened like Western Europe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
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They must be enlightened like Western Europe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
Oh, we lock up loads of people. Just doesn't really do a lot as oddly mixing up loads of petty criminals with each other is a great way to disseminate certain skills and compare techniques.
Shorter, nastier conditions would act as a greater deterrent for re-offenders, and for most mundane crimes unpleasant but required community orders are preferable.
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Move to France instead!!
Prison inmate Nicolas Cocaign killed his cellmate, cracked his ribs, ripped open his chest with his bare hands, then ate his heart raw.
Or so he hoped, he mistakenly started eating his left lung first.
https://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7939/984552.jpg
This after last week the man who allegedly murdered a lesbian couple, hung himself in his cell. No surprise what with the highest prison suicide rate in Europe. Dreadful.
http://tempsreel.nouvelobs.com/actua...en-prison.html
I know we've had some prison riots over bad food here in the USA, but this takes the issue to a whole new level....Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Wouldn't wanna live in France. Or anywhere in Europe, for that matter.
It's quite nice here actually, not too hot this time of year either. I'm sure you'd love it.Quote:
European Prisons
He must have been on something. Some kind of drug.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis
He probably told him "If you do x, I'll eat your heart out!" and he was a man of his words...Quote:
Originally Posted by Azathoth
Always knew French food was overrated :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
I might prefer eating raw human lung over watching the French football team...Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Why, I think I'd rather have my lung eaten than watching ninety minutes of that circus...
Ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
And again, Belgium did it better than France!
The fearsome Red Devils of the Divine Belgium national soccer team at least...
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On topic: Belgiums' prisons are full, so now we have to rent cells from our Dutch neighbours (and we're probably being ripped off by them)...
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My fingers are simply aaaching to type any of the thousand pesky replies running through my mind, but I for one am going to follow the cue of my Walloon brethren, and shall smile and hug my Flemish friends! :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
It's been one provocation too many. This time, the stern and disciplined Flemish overlords mean business,the flow of subsidies might stop for realactual confederacy is looming.
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So I'll bow before the magnificence of Belgium, will show nothing but a smiling face as I agree to the reasonability of each and any proposal of compromise, and shall praise the unity and friendhip of Belgium's peoples! L'union fait la force! :beam: :belgium: :beam:
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People always need some sort of narrative to distance themselves from persons who do such things as we like to think of courselves as unable of undertaking such an activity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azathoth
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And this is why Loius should be Emperor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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Originally Posted by rory
It's just a pun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis
OOOOOH!! Lol. I was gonna post, "Thanks for stating the obvious," but this was good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azathoth