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  1. 06-22-2010, 11:59 #1
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    Always knew French food was overrated
    I might prefer eating raw human lung over watching the French football team...


    Why, I think I'd rather have my lung eaten than watching ninety minutes of that circus...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    I might prefer eating raw human lung over watching the French football team...


    Why, I think I'd rather have my lung eaten than watching ninety minutes of that circus...
    Ha!

    And again, Belgium did it better than France!

    The fearsome Red Devils of the Divine Belgium national soccer team at least...


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    had the decency not to qualify themselves to save us all the embarassement.


    On topic: Belgiums' prisons are full, so now we have to rent cells from our Dutch neighbours (and we're probably being ripped off by them)...

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    And again, Belgium did it better
    My fingers are simply aaaching to type any of the thousand pesky replies running through my mind, but I for one am going to follow the cue of my Walloon brethren, and shall smile and hug my Flemish friends!


    It's been one provocation too many. This time, the stern and disciplined Flemish overlords mean business, the flow of subsidies might stop for real actual confederacy is looming.



    So I'll bow before the magnificence of Belgium, will show nothing but a smiling face as I agree to the reasonability of each and any proposal of compromise, and shall praise the unity and friendhip of Belgium's peoples! L'union fait la force!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    My fingers are simply aaaching to type any of the thousand pesky replies running through my mind, but I for one am going to follow the cue of my Walloon brethren, and shall smile and hug my Flemish friends!


    It's been one provocation too many. This time, the stern and disciplined Flemish overlords mean business, the flow of subsidies might stop for real actual confederacy is looming.



    So I'll bow before the magnificence of Belgium, will show nothing but a smiling face as I agree to the reasonability of each and any proposal of compromise, and shall praise the unity and friendhip of Belgium's peoples! L'union fait la force!


    And this is why Loius should be Emperor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rory
    People always need some sort of narrative to distance themselves from persons who do such things as we like to think of courselves as unable of undertaking such an activity.
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    Prison inmate Nicolas Cocaign killed his cellmate, cracked his ribs, ripped open his chest with his bare hands, then ate his heart raw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathoth View Post
    It's just a pun.
    OOOOOH!! Lol. I was gonna post, "Thanks for stating the obvious," but this was good.
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