Approached By Too Many Women

Printable View

Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

11-10-2011, 00:11
Hosakawa Tito

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...nVOuOOOE#t=23s

A one, and a two, and a three...
11-12-2011, 01:52
classical_hero

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

Great. Now I've got men chasing after me as well.

I'm not chasing you, I just want physical evidence that you can back up your boasting. If you have no proof, then you've got no game.
11-12-2011, 02:12
Husar

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by hero di classico

I just want physical evidence that you can back up your boasting.

:inquisitive:

:creep:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Just kidding, I already know that Psycho is a handsome young man. If I weren't straight I'd love him too!
11-12-2011, 08:44
a completely inoffensive name

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by hero di classico

I'm not chasing you, I just want physical evidence that you can back up your boasting. If you have no proof, then you've got no game.

Internet tough guy over here.
11-12-2011, 09:13
Fragony

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by hero di classico

I'm not chasing you, I just want physical evidence that you can back up your boasting. If you have no proof, then you've got no game.

His face is KNOWN to us and he's quite the looker :sweetheart:
11-12-2011, 12:10
classical_hero

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Well I am rather new here and I have not seen his face. :tongue:
11-12-2011, 14:05
Fragony

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by hero di classico

Well I am rather new here and I have not seen his face. :tongue:

Maybe that's for the better, he made me mildly bi-curious at least and I'm sure I am not alone
11-12-2011, 20:34
Tellos Athenaios

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

I always get approached out in public by every woman and her dog, and it's starting to get on my nerves.

Get a pet tiger. When the dog approaches, the tiger will defend you in the pursuit of the nice bite sized snack and promptly chase the both of them off. They will never trouble you again.
11-12-2011, 21:07
Husar

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragony

and I'm sure I am not alone

See my spoiler above! ~;)
11-13-2011, 09:42
classical_hero

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

https://img141.imageshack.us/img141/...dcompletet.jpg

http://209.85.12.231/2135/53/emo/worthless.gif
11-13-2011, 09:53
Fragony

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Already thought about how you are going to explain to your parents that you suddenly feel different? What has been seen cannot be unseen just sayin'
11-13-2011, 10:02
classical_hero

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

https://img32.imageshack.us/img32/74...een0518271.jpg

Personally I don't see what the fuss is about Psycho. Yeah I found pictures of him, but I don't see why we are making such a fuss about his looks.
11-13-2011, 10:55
Fragony

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

I understand, I personally feel Husar is prettier as well. He has that whole German stable-boy thing going for him I agree, Psycho is a bit too metro
11-13-2011, 14:34
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

I am hotter than any of you.
11-13-2011, 17:58
Tellos Athenaios

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhyfhylwyr

I am hotter than any of you.

Then we have a solution to Psychonaut's problem: move to Scotland. Become a Protestant. Possibly both.
11-14-2011, 13:58
Sigurd

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Start wearing a wedding ring...
That's what I do when they starts encircling me like velociraptors. I just hold out my hand and point at the gold with a(n) apologetic smile.
11-14-2011, 17:18
classical_hero

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

If you're really desperate to avoid female contact, just follow the advice of Homer Simpson. "If that doesn't work, then six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
11-15-2011, 06:40
naut

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios

Then we have a solution to Psychonaut's problem: move to Scotland. Become a Protestant. Possibly both.

FINALLY! Thank you. :2thumbsup:
11-15-2011, 09:40
Fragony

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

But you will be ganged upon by ugly women, that are drunk. I kinda suspect you always secretly wanted to be a protestant Scotsman and were just desperate for an excuse
11-15-2011, 09:56
naut

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragony

But you will be ganged upon by ugly women, that are drunk.

Back to the drawing board. =(
11-15-2011, 16:27
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Guys don't be like that! ~:mecry:

Ok you got me good.

So this is my advice for the OP...

1. Live in a dump where 90% of people are chavs
2. Work for minimum wage in a business that young women don't use much
3. Go to a church where 99% are old people
4. Go to a hardcore gym that women never frequent
5. Spend the rest of your time sleeping and eating
6. ???
7. Profit!
11-15-2011, 19:20
Cute Wolf

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

meh, looks like I'm the only one who confortable with the fact that I'm almost daily eating my lunch break with girls together lol
11-15-2011, 19:58
Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

I see this is more like seixsim. You guys should be happy! It's not like I get girls to talk me all the time! No girl talks to me. Well apart from my family, you are extremly lucky to have this, you're throwing it away for no damn reason. It's not annyoing! Is there a problem in talking with a girl? So what? Even if she appears a bit moody or wants to talk, then talk. I wouldn't mind at all. And Subton is the feminist protector isn't he? I haven't seen his reply.

But you're just throwing it away, sorry If I appear rude, but this is not something I would never throw away. This is a golden opportunity. I can't believe you guys are just....throwing it! You're not going to get much at this rate.
11-15-2011, 20:55
A Nerd

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

This is all in jest Marshall! A thread just to goof around a bit, very light hearted! :)

Though on a more serious note, my girl skills and attraction techniques could use some polish as well! :O
11-16-2011, 11:32
Subotan

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Feminist protector reporting in.

I'm just sitting back and quitely enjoying this thread. I'll comment when I see the need to.
11-16-2011, 11:58
Fragony

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

[QUOTE=Rhyfhylwyr;2053397685]1. Live in a dump where 90% of people are chavs
2. Work for minimum wage in a business that young women don't use much
3. Go to a church where 99% are old people
4. Go to a hardcore gym that women never frequent
5. Spend the rest of your time sleeping and eating
6. Get drunk
7. Be the village idiot enpregnating smelly-Mary
8. Back to point one but with crying baby

Scotland was already mentioned, kinda overkill this. Fixed it for accuracy
11-16-2011, 13:18
Andres

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Subotan is a woman???
11-16-2011, 16:13
Subotan

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

No. Rosie the Riveter came to mind when I was described as a "feminist protector", as I've never heard of anyone described like that ever.
11-16-2011, 16:49
Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subotan

No. Rosie the Riveter came to mind when I was described as a "feminist protector", as I've never heard of anyone described like that ever.

Ok, but I think you said that, oh well never mind.
11-16-2011, 16:50
Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout

Re: Approached By Too Many Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuJuBee

This is all in jest Marshall! A thread just to goof around a bit, very light hearted! :)

Though on a more serious note, my girl skills and attraction techniques could use some polish as well! :O

Wait, you're a woman?

Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page