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    Ranting madman of the .org Senior Member Fly Shoot Champion, Helicopter Champion, Pedestrian Killer Champion, Sharpshooter Champion, NFS Underground Champion Rhyfelwyr's Avatar
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    I am hotter than any of you.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfhylwyr View Post
    I am hotter than any of you.
    Then we have a solution to Psychonaut's problem: move to Scotland. Become a Protestant. Possibly both.
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    Start wearing a wedding ring...
    That's what I do when they starts encircling me like velociraptors. I just hold out my hand and point at the gold with a(n) apologetic smile.
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    If you're really desperate to avoid female contact, just follow the advice of Homer Simpson. "If that doesn't work, then six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios View Post
    Then we have a solution to Psychonaut's problem: move to Scotland. Become a Protestant. Possibly both.
    FINALLY! Thank you.
    #Hillary4prism

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    But you will be ganged upon by ugly women, that are drunk. I kinda suspect you always secretly wanted to be a protestant Scotsman and were just desperate for an excuse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    But you will be ganged upon by ugly women, that are drunk.
    Back to the drawing board. =(
    #Hillary4prism

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    Guys don't be like that!

    Ok you got me good.

    So this is my advice for the OP...

    1. Live in a dump where 90% of people are chavs
    2. Work for minimum wage in a business that young women don't use much
    3. Go to a church where 99% are old people
    4. Go to a hardcore gym that women never frequent
    5. Spend the rest of your time sleeping and eating
    6. ???
    7. Profit!
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    meh, looks like I'm the only one who confortable with the fact that I'm almost daily eating my lunch break with girls together lol

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    [QUOTE=Rhyfhylwyr;2053397685]1. Live in a dump where 90% of people are chavs
    2. Work for minimum wage in a business that young women don't use much
    3. Go to a church where 99% are old people
    4. Go to a hardcore gym that women never frequent
    5. Spend the rest of your time sleeping and eating
    6. Get drunk
    7. Be the village idiot enpregnating smelly-Mary
    8. Back to point one but with crying baby

    Scotland was already mentioned, kinda overkill this. Fixed it for accuracy

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