underage does not mean virgin m8 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gifQuote:
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underage does not mean virgin m8 http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
Games don't give you crabs. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif But BKS, watch out fo those pigs and sheep. Give you some filthy cross-species hybrids they will.
Sex is still better. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Yeah, but I reckon most of the under 16s here are. Well, BKS and his animals don't count http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...nquisitive.gifQuote:
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Yay I win
-Capo http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/wacko.gif
Well it's bad if games suck... it's better if... i think you can figure out the rest, you pervs http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Man, oh man, do you have a LOT to learn about women Hell, you can always reboot your game. Not now, ####### shuts down your entire operating system. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/frown.gifQuote:
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Can be a terrible strain on you hardwear though http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gifQuote:
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The two are linked. You have to play games to get sex.
That's what USB ports are for.Quote:
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Let's face it folks. If you have a significant other, you are going to prefer their company to playing games. If you don't, I would question your attachment to the person in question.
Flossy doesn't mind. So long as I shear her once a year, she's cool with me playing MTW late.
ROFL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...-2thumbsup.gifQuote:
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I wouldn't be in a relationship where I'd rather play video games than have sex. I would much rather be having sex with someone I appreciate rather than playing a video game, anytime.
What an absurd question ? Is there actually someone on the planet who'd play video games rather than be in bed with a woman he's attracted to ?
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Apparently at least six. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif
The question wasnt Games or sex with someone you find attractive was it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif Maybe its an ugly chick, in which case I'd rather play http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-computer.gif And then theirs always the possibility that the girl you are attracted to doesnt want to have sex with you http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-wall.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-argue.gif But in the case that she does, then sex all the way http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif Not that I've ever had the problem of a girl not finding me attractive... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-oops.gif
I'm 13 i.e underage and a virgin http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Does anyone do both at the same time
Hello, Ah_Dut, welcome to the club. Haven't seen you around before.
-Capo
Sex all the way.
Yeah baby http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif
im worried about the 7 ppl who said games
Well right now I would have to go with games. I can't remember the last time we had sex http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/mecry.gif
*thinks*
when did I get my wife pregnant.........and he's 3 weeks old...........but was born 3 weeks early.....so thats 9 months http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
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Still, only another 3 weeks to go and sex is back on the menu boys http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif
I would also like to congratulate those members of the forum mature enough to admit to being a virgin. Its nothing to be ashamed of.
They are geeks who spend their time on some forums.Quote:
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What do you think?
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The fact that some people prefer games worries me as well. There shouldnt be an argument here , sex all the way, if you dissagree and you are not a virgin then you are propably doing something wrong http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-dizzy2.gif . You see, sex is like games sometimes , if you dont get the entertainment you expected chances are you didnt read the manual. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-jester.gif
Concerning sex AND games at the same time. It can be done. Oh hell yeah it can be done It will make that bridge attack bery dificult but its worth your trouble :D
no contest, sex..
It's easy to put yourself in a win-win situation.
Listen to the expert... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/smokin.gif
First, get a beer, open the beer, and drink some of the beer.
Second, on your hands and knees, with a look of pure malicious perversion on your face, still holding your beer, crawl on your hands and knees across the room towards your woman.
Third, make physical contact with your woman by placing one hand on her knee while resting the beer on her other knee, look her deeply in the eyes and say; Hey woman, want to tear one off and do things your momma never told you 'bout?
She will either smile and find the irresistable urge too irresistable to ignore, in which case you win, or she looks at you in contemptuous disgust, and you and your beer crawl back to your computer and you play to your heart's content without her peering at you like an idiot for playing games and ignoring her, in which case you win.
Been there - done that. I speak from experience and all should heed the advice of an expert.
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-balloon.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-computer.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-balloon.gif or http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-curtain.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-dizzy2.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/gc-zzz.gif
Either way you win.
Anyone who says sex is an idiot.
And then people wonder why all these U.K girls are taking vacations to the meditteranean every year http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-jester.gifQuote:
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Games but i'm a virgin so don't know, stick with what you do http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-jester.gif
Sexgames...
I picked can't decide, because I haven't experienced both
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Care to elaborate on that? i assume you have experianced both to say that? Seems i touch odd and would be interested to know your reasons....