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1. Guy under hind foot of elephant: All right. We'll call it a draw.
2. Each one convinced it was his personal delirium-related pachyderm sighting, none of the swordsmen wanted to let their mates suspect that they had noticed the obviously unnatural beast falling to the ground in their midst.
3. Eric: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beierhund das oder die Flipperwald gehrsput.
I can't make this stuff up.
Yes, it's true! I must proclaim my undying love for thee! :iloveyou:Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Harvest
LMAO!!! ~D
Seriously though, when you consider the city I live in and the industry I work in (no, it's not fashion related) then it's easy to see how I have an uncanny ability to portray and mock those we can consider 'heterosexually challenged' within the confines of a simple post. They're all around the office!
Funny thing is I'm excellent with voices and can do a fantastic imitation of a flaming... err... homosexual, but it's something best left to friendly circles.
Eric (thinking) "If I keep running along, maybe no one will notice..."
German (thinking) "Whats he doing dressed a briton, of course he can't actually be a briton, someone would have said something by now..."
3rd: Eric finnaly realized that barbarian had the same face and hair
Another one for the 3rd pic, sorry for double post.
German1: Should we fo anything about that guy? he look just like us i hope he is a German
German2: Nah! he's just a head hurler, he came here to collect unused head, he
won't do any harm, and of course he is a German look at his style of hair and his face, he is definetly German
German1: =.= i hope so
German2: allright let's go and kick some a55
Eric : Wow my act really do trick, thx to my mate for lending me his clothes.
May i just ask, but how come the name 'eric' ended up catching on?
When Catholic Germans meet Prodestant Britons...
Well Mikeus Caesar, it all started with the first reply to the image, as seen here.
Then it just kind of snowballed into what it is today. Yes, Eric has indeed become a pop-icon of the RTW world. Why just last week, he was struggling for his life in the fields of Tribus Saxones, but now, he has upcoming interviews with Jay Leno and Conan O'brien (whome he wishes to behead... Irish bastard...). Indeed Eric's success story is not one often duplicated. From the backwoods of Britannia Inferior to the Hollywood limelight, it is truly an inspiration to all the hard fighting warriors to keep on truckin' and maybe, just maybe someday they'll make it too...Quote:
Originally Posted by Quietus
Three cheers for Eric!
Hip hip! HOORAY! ~:cheers:
Hip hip! HOORAY! ~:cheers:
Hip hip! HOORAY! ~:cheers:
His life, of course, will be made into a feature langth movie...
From his birth on the family dirt farm. All the way to the battle seen in the pic. And back to the wonderious halls of Lundinium.
It will have action...
suppence...
drama...
and most importantly, hot Celtic chicks... ~D
So remeber. Watch the most anticipated movie of the year...
ERIC THE HEADHURLER! ~D ~:cheers:
And you know that for historically challenged directors/producers there are only two choices of actors to take on the role of "Eric the Wrong Pants." So will it be Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?
Did anyone happen to catch the interview with Conan? For those of you who missed it, here's a short review.
Before Eric came out, they showed a couple of clips of him head-bowling.
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/9571/eric3ju.th.jpg
Then Eric came out. All seemed well.
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/6338/conanneric2te.th.png
Conan asked a couple of questions about his days in battle, how many head's he's collected over the years, what his plans are for the future.
Then he made the mistake of bringing up Eric's father...
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/4311/ericsfather8ws.th.jpg
...and making fun of him for his funny clothes.
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/7564/conan30lc.th.jpg
Eric became angry and stormed off stage...
After the commercial break, Conan was getting set to introduce the band that would play that night, The Emoticons, when suddenly...
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/8151/con...shed6ju.th.jpg
...Eric rushed on stage and attacked him. After an extensive beating, he proceeded to remove Conan's brain and force him to eat it.
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/8355/con...rain8eg.th.gif
He then decapitated the lovable talk-show host, and ran off.
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/3223/eri...head5vr.th.jpg
Eric is now being sought after by the FBI.
The rise and fall of Hollywood superstars... so quick these days... *sigh*
Colourblindness sucks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonderland
ROFL Wonderland!!!! ~D
That was great! :balloon2:
Thank you Kraxis ~:)
You'll have to excuse the crudeness though... first attempts at editization.
And I love the balloon. I've named him Napoleon.
The following preview is rated "A" for anyone... and awesome.
(all pics are thumbnails. click to see bigger image.)
http://img162.exs.cx/img162/3418/winter2ew.th.jpg
Eric was a peaceful man, living in his beautiful home province of Bluemidia...
http://img162.exs.cx/img162/8900/hum...ings7ep.th.jpg
Untill one day, his homeland was attacked by a foreign army. He didn't care about war, but war cared about him. With no other alternative, Eric had to take up the heads of fallen foes past, step out of his protected gates and peaceful life, and fight to save his home and his womenfolk.
http://img162.exs.cx/img162/4308/chased5vs.th.jpg
But the opposing forces proved to be too much. Most of Eric's brothers and countrymen were killed... Eric himself however was able to escape....
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and was chased out of his own lands.
http://img162.exs.cx/img162/4940/cityview5ut.th.jpg
After many months of traveling through unfamiliar areas, towards an unknown destination, Eric finds himself in a strange and confusing land.
http://img162.exs.cx/img162/3866/running23na.th.jpg
After a series of unusual events, Eric suddenly finds himself a fugitive from the law, following the decapitation of a certain talk-show host. He has nowhere to go...
http://img162.exs.cx/img162/9113/runningaway1ps.th.jpg
nowhere to hide...
http://img162.exs.cx/img162/9195/poster4wl.th.jpg
This is the epic story of one man, one mission. His only chance for survival lies in himself. Based a true story, Eric of Bluemidia stars in...
...coming Fall, 2008...
Also most people seem to be calling the Gauls 'Guy'. Why not 'Pierre'?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
Because everyone knows Pierre is not a Galic name... silly man...
:bow: But Guy was common? I was joking, btw, which is not to say I was funny. According to my research most stone age Frenchies were called Pierre, while some were referred to as Guy, Lucy or Tonton.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonderland
Anyway, I stand corrected.
My new version of my caption suggestion is now thusly worded:
1. Sillicardtrix under hind foot of elephant: All right. We'll call it a draw.
lol, perhaps I should have added a smiley face or something at the end of my last post because it isn't easy to distinguish sarcasm from seriousness online. I knew you were joking, and I counterjoked... we both phail... ~:)
I kind of suspected as much, thinking that the "silly man" bit hinted at a jocular tone. However, I thought that English speakers might not automatically get the "Guy is a French name" thing.
I too sometimes use smilies too sparingly, but I like a good argument anyway. ~;) ~;) ~;)
Not to be totally off topic:
3. Günther (behind Eric): Let's see: wan, too, sree, four, fife, siks... He's not a fifth columnists... or are vee in hort formation?
Muahahahahaha :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Peru
...and this... :knight:... just cause it looks cool
That was great Wonderland ~D
Good job :balloon2: (heres another ballon to keep the first company) ~:)
Aww shucks... you shouldn't have... lol thanks
Wow. Just for that, this thread should be stickied. Eric is a legend. Someday, years from now, the wrong pants will be made right. Justice shall be done. And a man named Eric will return home.
Or will he...?
dun dun duuuhnnn...
*sniff sniff* What? Wha'ts that? Do I smell... sequel??
:smoking:
I wonder if Eric's travels will ever cross paths with the always cunning and charming Akhaenniut Philopater.
~:cheers:
I personally think that would be a quite interesting story indeed! :book:
Why yes... yes that would be quite interesting indeed wouldn't it... we can only hope...
Personally, i think the story of Eric's life and any future sequels should be left to the master of RTW stories: Maltz!!! After all, you all saw his short stories, didn't you?
Well, kind of breaking away from Eric for a moment here... here's a new pic for possible captions.
http://img133.exs.cx/img133/3927/waterneedwater9cu.jpg