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Learn a latino dance. Merengue, salsa, whatever. Doesn't matter if she can dance them or not -- she'll love it regardless.
Oh, and style, confidence and your quick tongue are more important than your look. Okay, don't come 50 kilos overweight, but looking stylish, well-cared for, confident and expressing that last bit in words well will work just as well. You just need a bit bigger cojones, because you gotta do it yourself. But you can call yourself a real player afterwards. ~D
every other time i see this thread in the frontroom, i think it reads "Tips on how to attack a girl". :shocked3:
.. paging doctor freud! :wreck:
Oh my, case 134: unprocessed dumped syndrome.
~;)
I've done that. It didn't get me anywhere, it just made me feel like a bit of a tit for 45 minutes while I kept the braids in to avoid offending her...Quote:
Originally Posted by Steppe Merc
Hair should be worn down, so that it can sway suitably when you rock out.
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Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Tip 9: Make sure you smell fresh, and clean. No chick likes smelly guys.
Tip 10: Don't try to hard to impress, that always ends badly.
Tip 11: Be subtle. Don't make a huge deal out of asking her out. Do it casually.
Tip 12: Where clean nice clothes that fit you perfectly. It's important in the "first impressions" department
Tip 13: Don't attack them(Big_John,lol). Don't just run up to them. Do it casually and with a purpose other then simply talking to them.
get a batman costume, pierce your ear, cut of your beard, glue it to a frisbee and send it over a rainbow
One, three, four, five, seven and twelve will probably make them think you're gay. Unless you're going for the '&%-hag' girl, you might wanna go easy on the salon stuff.
Go with the Batman suit. At least it will be a funny story to your friends over beer.
Be confident, or at least seem confident. Good hygiene is a plus. If you have some flaws, be able to joke about them, a sense of humor is always good. Look them in the eyes. If you can, observe them (not stalk them ~D ) for a while, to look for some clues as to what they are interested in. Don't use cheezy lines, just try to start a normal conversation.
And don't be afraid to approach the smoking-hot women. They usually intimidate most guys, so they generally only get hit on by sleazebags. If you are moderately normal, you have a chance.
Or you can get a dog. I got a puppy 3 months ago, and she is a chick magnet. I'm spoken for already, but it's always nice when they come up to you. ~;)
Simple tell them your gay and women dont turn you on. ~D Many will try to cure you of this aflection. ~;)
I was being semi-fascitious with "show off your ass" tips, but women DO look at stuff like that. Also if you have a nice head of hair, that's a huge plus, and going to a salon is essential. BTW what's a &%-hag girl? What's that mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proletariat
Also only dissilusioned women with stereotyping tendencies would think you are gay by simply taking care of yourself. In Europe this would not be an issue since it has become the norm for males to work out, wear desent designer clothing and smelling fresh.
not smelling like a corpse do help, yes...
actually being an asho does the trick, but you have to be a total bastard to pull it off... not for me that one
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Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/Aternyde2/faghags.html
A male salon goer would be a turn off to me. I'm sure there are girls who'd disagree. *shrug*
Are you saying European males are vain, pretentious and self-absorbed? I found that as hard to believe as them being fresh smelling. (I kid, I kid.)
A man who looks like a man is a turn on. A man who looks like a flower isn't.
My 2p.
Suit yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proletariat
Nope, I'm saying they take care of themselves, almost as much if not more then women in the US.Quote:
Are you saying European males are vain, pretentious and self-absorbed?
By "flower" you mean what? A man is a man wether he wear nice clothes and takes care of his hair or not. I understand how some women might be metrophobic(lol) but I wasn't talking about extremes. I was simply naming off things a male can improve on to be more classy, not womanly. I think you misunderstood the level of extremety of my tips. *shrug* ~DQuote:
A man who looks like a man is a turn on. A man who looks like a flower isn't.
You must be talking about a different part of Europe to the one I live in. Most blokes here are just...blokes. It's the same in the other Euro countries I've visited. I'm not sure about Italy, I've never been there, but that might just be a stereotype.Quote:
Nope, I'm saying they take care of themselves, almost as much if not more then women in the US.
Well, David Beckham is a going a little far. I mean, I get called "Paris" for checking if my hair is in order at every mirror I see, but at least I look like a man... that is to say I take care of how I look and if it's stylish, and if my hair is in order, and if I smell good, but I don't shave my arms/legs...Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Smelling good does not mean wearing Jean-Claude Gaultier as your eau de toilette. Personally I alternate between Abercrombie & Fitch Fierce, Polo Blue, LaCoste Pour Homme, and good old Dior aftershave... with Axe Marine as deodorant.
And by salon I hope you don't mean getting a manicure or anything ...? I just make sure my hair doesn't get too long. As in; the barber's shop.
~Wiz
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Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Tip 1: Not everyone is as sexy as you, apparently. Some chicks don't go for sexiness. Just be yourself, girls respect and admire that.
Tip 2: Correct on this, but don't be too goody-goody. Let them know how you feel, because some girls work for improvement and they need your help.
Tip 3: I'd recommend NOT doing that. I dunno how you attract girls where you're from, but in the civilised world, we don't do that.
Tip 4: Not everybody is that fit, and it may make her think you're rude and you have an ego to top that of Jay Leno ~;)
Tip 5: Somewhat correct. Specifically, ignore her for a bit, it'll get her a bit fumed and make her think "Hey, what's the deal? I thought he liked ME?"
Tip 6: Great plan. Agree fully.
Tip 7: Hair salons aren't necessary, but don't look a total slob. They don't like that.
Tip 8: If you do it first, it'll make you seem manly. ~D
Why do you guys get hung up on the salon thing? It's not like it's every week, and it's not like you are gonna ask anyone out right there!
Plus it's not that obvious that you had yuor hair done, it just looks a little better styled. Not something you can't accomplish by yourself provided you have managable hair.
And yes bgin fit is important. Not that I'm a model, but I know what I need to do to be more attractive in general. Of course there are girls that don't give a crap, but in general they are not forgivin if you have a big stomache.
Yep, Chris, girls'll find your ass on their own. Just like me the other way 'round. ~;)
I'm not talking beer gut, but I'm saying you don't have to look like Bruce Lee (in body) to be attractive. Maybe in a TV show looking for the hottest guy, but not IRL. I maintain that how you talk is far more important. My body is far from Bruce Lee's but I get plenty play.
~Wiz
Just plow along being your violent self and hope someone will come that will make the first move. Then ask them out.
This actually worked the one time it actually mattered(not that it turned out well....)
Hehe, I´m happy to have no problems with a beer gut, I´m 1,85m weighing around 65kg, I don´t want to eat until I got more weight, I want to get more weight in muscles if possible(not too much, some 70-75kgs would be nice).
If I may ask, what would you do with a girl that makes fun of you?
I got my very own story about this running, and I9 was pretty succesful in making her and her friends say they´d hate me. ~D I just have this problem of not being able to dislike them myself and it would be interesting to see if there is a possibility to turn it around again. Maybe not, but that wouldn´t be a big deal, Iknow, Iknow, I´ve got too much time for getting on other people´s nerves, but I think I can´t stop my heart from loving her although I don´t even knowing any good side of her character. I like to ride on my bike and for several reasons(not all connected to her) my route goes through her village. ~;) She likes me so much, that people in the neighboring village already know my name. ~;) Someone I haven´t seen before even tried to spit at me for some reason(sunno if he knows her is if he´s just against foreigners ~D ). To some degree I see this as a psychological experiment I make because I got too much time. Maybe it´ll end as soon as I get to study. Before i asked a girl out, she said "no!"(very clearly) and i forgot about her within a week, this story now lasted for more than half a year.
Ok, I feel like hijacking the thread with my story, don´t want that. ~D
Maybe my story is unclear, I just wrote what came to mind, but perhaps it shows that I have my very own methods to "punish" girls that make fun of me. ~D ~;)
I think going on their nerves is a 1 percent chance of success situation..
that might work if you've just been in the hair salon and are showing off your ass ~DQuote:
Just plow along being your violent self and hope someone will come that will make the first move. Then ask them out.
It did work, and I did not go to a hair salon nor was I showing off my ass. I also called her stupid for not knowing where Baltimore is, before she showed signs that she liked me. Course, if said person hadn't made equally violent remarks I probably wouldn't care.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScionTheWorm
5 steps that always work....
1:Start many threads like this
2:tell them about the .org and your .org name
3:Wait about a week. then...
4:tell them that they are very ugly but you are kind enough to like them any
way
5:Yell "TELL WHAT BARTIX!?!?!?" right in her face
just try it :devil:
Great tips all of you.....
Great topic BTW.... ~D
Sometimes I forget my age and that some of my dear fellow patrons are only about to hit it off for girls for the first time, or that they are struggling at the very beginning. So, this time, I’ll give you some real advice (though the twenties stack does work!)
1. Be self-confident. That compensates for so many things, you would not believe me! When you see an ugly guy dating hottest girls, ask yourself; if he is not rich or in a band (I was in a band, and got far more after I quit it and cut my hair! ~D), then he must have self-comfidence. Women fall for that. Deep within, they are still in search for a stronger, protector type, but will fight a long time with you before they roll over and submit to your domination.
Btw, self-confidence doesn’t work for guys only, it works for girls as well. I knew a girl in the high school, and she was…well, ugly is not the real word. She was modern art combined with a Picasso seizure. No matter how cruel this sounds, it’s a fact that she had one eye lower than the other and always half closed, one side of her mouth was kind of lamed, so she would speak with the other side, and often she would have a string of mucus hanging from the upper teeth to the lower teeth. I shit you not!
This girl had been getting some each weekend, when she would go out. And that is true! There were times when even I would stare at her, the post-modern Quasimodo, and wonder what was so special about her… Akhm… Perhaps if I myself gave it a try…
See!?! SEEEE!?! ~D
2. Hygiene always helps.
3. Next to being a self-confident, be a decent loser. Being the greatest guy doesn’t mean you can get any girl. I’ve had my share of refusals, but what I did was something no girl ever expected; I’d just say “ok, hun, have a better one”, smiled at her, greeted her warmly and strolled off. I would still say hallo to her in passing, I’d be as cool as possible because I didn’t really care. Plenty fish in the sea.
That would drive them wild. I have so often received an initial “no” and then strolled away to the other that would say “yes”; my complete and utter indifference is what made them practically mad! They start to question their own value, why aren’t you crushed to ground and crying, wonder if they made a mistake… The slimiest thing is a guy that gets brushed off and goes “you damn bitch, you are not worth my time, yaddda yadda yadda” and then they go spilling poison to anyone who wants or doesn’t want to hear what a bitch that girl is. I never did that. There are plenty fish in the sea, my friend. I treat a no like a businessmen; ok, thank you for your time, have a pleasant day. And I mean it! Most of those girls that have said no in the beginning came back, but my policy was not to diminish myself, and even if I stayed polite and nice, I refused their approach. Take that, haha!
4. Do not concentrate on one girl. On a party or in a disco you can fly like a busy bee around about 6-7 flowers, I managed a dozen in my better days. ~D No matter how many say no to you, there will always be one that will say yes, and start acting on it. Better to get five “no” and one “yes” in a night then to stick to the same flower all night and be sent home under great pressure. Please, don’t do that.
I just remembered a party me and another girl threw in one summer; a beautiful night at the sea, nice easy going music, pretty girls, house for us alone. I was sitting with a girl on the couch, cannot remember her name, but I know that on another party several months ago she was dancing with me as she was practically sitting on my crotch, I shit you not. (Btw, she was engaged at the time with her first and only boyfriend; so much about decent women. That, of course, I didn’t know, I found only later.) So I sit and talk to people around, nip on my beer, listen to the music and caress the girls legs and back next to me. She wears this thin summer dress the weighs about the weight of a dream and looks even prettier. So, that dark-haired beauty turns around to me, smiles and asks:
“What do you think you are doing?”
I smile back and reply “What does it look like?”
“Don’t do that.” She says laughing, and I swear to you, you’ve never heard a “don’t do that” that sounds more like “keep going”. I knew it from our dance together from before, as well. So, things keep going as they did, I still make jokes and talk to people, while my left hand is still mapping her body. Not aggressively, just as you would, say, stroke your dog that would lie next to you. Again she turns around to me with her smile and a horny look in her eyes.
“Didn’t I tell you to stop?”
Me, being the frickin’ maharajah I was back then, reply calmly, not too loud, but not silently either, and everyone in the room can hear me if they wanted to pay attention.
“Woman,” I said smiling from my half-sitting and half-lying position , “you don’t honestly think you gonna sit there, smelling like spring, with your pretty legs and tush only an inch away from me and not to expect I won’t take a grab?”
“Yeah, that’s how I want to have it.” But her eyes lie.
I, on the other hand, am not even up for playing that game.
“Woman, if you don’t like what I’m doing, why did you sit next to me? See, there is some free place over there, at the table.”
So I got her cornered, but she won’t give up that fast. She really gets up, sits at the table and her eyes go “aaaa-HA! Thought I wouldn’t, hehe…”
To which I simply reply: “Damn, I am alone now here at the sofa, and I’m dying. Is there no girl that would like to join me here?”
Hold on for a second. Can you get any lamer than this? Probably, but this is already hard bottom of lameness. ~D
But another girl stands up and comes over to me. I just met her that evening, and she had the nicest smile and the biggest breasts of all attended.
“Much better.”, I replied, while the first girl looked like she was going to explode. Now, she got none that evening, I can tell you that. ~D Me and the girl number two, on the other hand, had great time, both on the sofa and on the beach later on in the early hours, we were seeing each other for year and a half (I was in my first engagement back then, so we weren’t exactly a “couple”…yeah, I know, instant karma’s gonna get me!) and had a lot of fun and good times.
Huh, this got long. Damn, I love talking about myself! Don’t do that too much before a girl, another good advice.
Good hunting, gents!
Be as smooth as silk, be a gentleman. They are rare nowadays and easily make girls curious. Put all her needs above your own. If she isn't a total slut, she'll probably like that.
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Originally Posted by King Henry V
Unless you are into S&M.
Why would you go to a hair salon? Oh wait, I guess to cut your hair... hmm...
No, I agree, I also felt like an idiot. I wasn't really being serious... ~;) I felt like an idiot, though I was high at the time, so that helped...Quote:
I've done that. It didn't get me anywhere, it just made me feel like a bit of a tit for 45 minutes while I kept the braids in to avoid offending her...
Hair should be worn down, so that it can sway suitably when you rock out.
Join a band ~D
Why should I?!
I'm very good the way I am, no need to join a band ~D