Bump.
<Spartakus> bah
<Spartakus> I always end up talking about fat women for some reason
<Spartakus> it's like an hour since last time
He's a class act.
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Bump.
<Spartakus> bah
<Spartakus> I always end up talking about fat women for some reason
<Spartakus> it's like an hour since last time
He's a class act.
Link to first thread - It's got some funny ones.
keep them coming!
<born1986> wtf isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i ****ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ****** drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that **** out tha window
. . .
<born1986> OMG i ****** did it!!!
<born1986> ****!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass> :D
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb
. . .
<born1986> ****
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass> :o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ****** disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now
. . .
<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb
:laugh4:
<Volt9000> .. WHY THE **** DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK
<Volt9000> oh wait nm
<Volt9000> there's no disk in it
This little episode is taking place right now at the .Org chat.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Guild JavaChat
^that was great while it lasted. I was Obi_Wan by the way for those of you who are curious. On another note, dont go to the chat right now, Elvis is still ranting about Godzilla and the destruction of Tokyo. (another long story.)
Motep was Darth Vader and I Skywalker.
Where are you, Motep?
That made me laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caius Flaminius
<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
:laugh4: :bounce:
<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
<Terminator> Terminator - The .org Story - By the .org chatroom - Directed by UltraWar - Actors - UltraWar, Ichigo, Sigurd, GH - This chat log is based on a true story - UltraWar is a killing machine!
A sequel be made for those who want oneCode:Setting: Jerusalem: 31AD
<UltraWar> neither the townies or the Mafia will kill me
<Cultist> are you some kind of racist
<Cultist> O_o
<Cultist> I hope you die next round UW
<UltraWar> yes, and you too ^^
<Cultist> just for that comment
<UltraWar> ok :)
<Cultist> :|
<Cultist> :\
<Cultist> :/
<Cultist> :)-|-<
<UltraWar> you know you can't kill me...
<UltraWar> I know I can kill you...
<Cultist> Kill me then
<UltraWar> ...if people actually voted for you!
*** Cultist is now known as The_Black_Knight
<The_Black_Knight> haha
<UltraWar> I wonder when the new TWC will be up...
<The_Black_Knight> When Jesus comes back
<UltraWar> yes
<UltraWar> so very soon?
<The_Black_Knight> Yes
<The_Black_Knight> I am the Anti-Christ
<UltraWar> the reason I can't be killed is because...
*** The_Black_Knight is now known as Anti-Christ
<UltraWar> ...my role in the Mafia game is "Jesus Christ"
<Cultleader> hehe
<Anti-Christ> That was my Idea
<UltraWar> hmm..PM...brb
<GH> nah, we just havven't gotten around to you yet
<Anti-Christ> I should have gotten that role
<Cultleader> the true leader of our cult
<GH> haven't*
* Cultleader hails Jesus
*** UltraWar is now known as JesusChrist
* Anti-Christ hails Jeus
* Anti-Christ hails Judas
<Anti-Christ> Jesus died way back in the day
<JesusChrist> I will now go and die for all of Mafia/Townie-kind's crimes...and to
kill...the Anti-Christ!
<Anti-Christ> NEVER
<Anti-Christ> YOU CANT DIE TWICE
<JesusChrist> Anti-Christ, I can
<JesusChrist> look at you, you've died...twice
<JesusChrist> so why can't I?
<Anti-Christ> SATAN HAS MY BACK
<JesusChrist> is he on your back?
<JesusChrist> I'd hate to be him in the morning
<Anti-Christ> I CARRY HIM AROUND
<Anti-Christ> ON MY BACK
<Anti-Christ> HE'S PRETTY HEAVY
<JesusChrist> on your back?
<JesusChrist> that's very strange
<JesusChrist> I killed Satan
* Cultleader sheds disguise
<Anti-Christ> YOU HAVEN'T KILLED MY FATHER
*** Cultleader is now known as Peter
<Anti-Christ> I AM YOUR FATHER
<Anti-Christ> JESUS
<JesusChrist> Anti-Christ, that is not true
<Peter> BE GONE SATAN
<JesusChrist> you are just a child called Damien
<Anti-Christ> DEMON
<Anti-Christ> BE GONE WITH YOU
* Peter dies
<JesusChrist> I am the one true Christ
<Anti-Christ> I AM THE ONE TRUE ANTI-CHRIST
*** Peter is now known as St_Peter
*** JesusChrist is now known as NonImportantPerson
<Anti-Christ> YOU CAN'T BECOME A SAINT THAT FAST
*** Anti-Christ is now known as Ichigo
* St_Peter morphs into:
*** St_Peter is now known as Jesus
<NonImportantPerson> hmm... Jesus is in trouble...
*** NonImportantPerson is now known as Terminator
<Terminator> Hello, I am a Cybernetic Organism from the Future
<Terminator> I am here to protect you
<Ichigo> Good
* Ichigo pulls out sword
<Terminator> Christ, Jesus
* Jesus invokes the power of God
<Terminator> come with me if you want to live
<Terminator> (Jesus isn't god-like)
<Jesus> ok
<Terminator> (Ichigo=Roman)
<Terminator> hmm...
* Terminator gets out minigun
<Terminator> #Die Roman#
<Jesus> lol
* Terminator shoots Ichigo with minigun
* Ichigo flies behind terminator
* Ichigo chops Terminator's head off
<Jesus> *A glorious light descends on Jesus
<Terminator> hmm..that Roman is a faster, more efficent model than me...
<Terminator> this is intresting...
<GH> wait, which Terminator is this?
* Ichigo and his body into little pieces
* Terminator gets out Grenade Launcher
* Ichigo runs
<GH> is it the Arnold one, the one from T2 that's liquid or the chick from T3?
* Terminator fires Grenade Launcher at Ichigo and watchs Ichigo explode
* Ichigo jumps
<Terminator> I'm the Arnolt
* Jesus hears the voice of GOD the FATHER the almighty Elloihim
<Terminator> this is the true T:3
*** Jesus is now known as Jesus_Christ
<Terminator> and if you'd like to know, I stole one of the wise men's clothes
<Terminator> hmm...
*** Jesus_Christ is now known as Eloihim
<Terminator> (GH=Judas Iscarot)
<Eloihim> MY SON!!!
* Terminator fires shotgun at GH killing him
<Eloihim> YOU SHALL BE THE SAVIOUR OF THESE MINIONS
<Terminator> (Jesus needs to revive Judas)
<Eloihim> I GIVE YOU POWERS THAT YOU MIGHT BE THIS SAVIOUR
<GH> okay, this is getting ghey
<GH> bye.
<Eloihim> hehe
<Terminator> yes
<Terminator> bye
*** GH has quit (Quit: GH)
<Terminator> (Ichigo is now Judas)
<Ichigo> TALKING TO YOURSELF GH IS SO OBVIOUSLY GUILTY
<Terminator> #Judas is dead#
<Ichigo> Can't you read
<Terminator> *Jesus: I've revive you! (revives Judas)
<Terminator> *
*** Eloihim is now known as Dragonslayer
<Ichigo> I c h i g o
<Ichigo> not
<Dragonslayer> huh what happened?
<Ichigo> J u d a s
* Terminator fires shotgun at Ichigo (Judas) again
<Terminator> Judas NOT Ichigo
<Ichigo> I can't be killed with an imaginary
<Ichigo> shotgun
<Terminator> hmm...
<Terminator> my main processor has been corrupted...
* Terminator fires rocket launcher at the KoR PBM game
* Terminator falls over Ichigo's body into a pit of lava
<Terminator> I'll be back
<Ichigo> No you won't
* Terminator makes a thumbs up sign
(Edited language - Beirut)
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Pretty funny stuff.
(Edited swearing - Beirut)
That was pretty messed up....
I'm glad I don't get drunk.
One more thing, it's Jägermeister. But that's not that important.
Gentlemen,
Please edit what you are posting.
Jagermeister and Red Bull would cost you about £5 in London. An outrageous rip-off.
Yet for some reason, it seems to be what women ask me for every time I offer to by them a drink.
You buy them drinks!? No wonder students have no money... It's as expensive here in Dublin, but I get THEM to buy me alcohol.:beam: Besides Jager and I have a complicated history.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I remember that one, I was pretty new.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoreBag
Sorry Beirut thought I got everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
Seems to me they're asking to be kept up all night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
~:smoking: "Yeah baby!"
Aahahaha, I can't believe that got posted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
From omgrawr.net, a site similar to bash.org, but hosting logs related to the MMORPG Eve Online.
adrut > buggering poopoo
Nicodiemus > ..
Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar.
Nicodiemus > You what?
Jadrut > swearing at my ship
Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing.
Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship
Nicodiemus > Fair enough.
GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it won´t go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards.
<Urban_Mongral> TomB - are you around boss?
<Urban_Mongral> When you get a chance check out those doc's I wrote for you
<TomB> am doin
<TomB> hmmm what is that pink thing?
<Urban_Mongral>????
<TomB> what is this pink stuff?
<TomB> nm chilli sauce on my screen
<@Viceroy> Aha
<@Viceroy> i added "free nude pics inside" to my petition name
<@Viceroy> and i got an answer immediatly
<@HellGremlin> Hahahaha.
<OmberZombie> lol
<Xharky> lol
unit01 > ph34r m3 for my typing skilz are leeg
unit01 > (leet
unit01 > *lkeet
unit01 > oh ****