I always do the cleaning, but otherwise I do very little other than dish up the cooked food onto the plates.
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I always do the cleaning, but otherwise I do very little other than dish up the cooked food onto the plates.
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Originally Posted by Beirut
Yes, exactly. It's indeed her with the whip. It's going to be my doom. Can anyone remind why was it exactly we stop using slaves?
It depends if home means where I live most of the year or where I live with my parents during the holidays.
If the former, I've got none this year, but I am meant to clean up the brew room. Nobody notices. Next year will be waking up and getting people to do dining room.
For the latter, pretty much nothing.
I tend to clean up and hoover my Dad's place whenever I bring a girl over... Although sometimes I get back for the weekend and it's just so horrific I clean up anyway.
During the week there is a cleaner. Plus I'm not trusted with cooking. :(
Seeing as she's working today and I'm not, I have sterilized the kitchen. Floor (sitting down scrubbing with a sponge and spray bottle), oven (sides, back, under), shelves (most), garbage can, counter, windows, everything.
The caveat is that the kitchen's atmosphere is now more like one of the outer planets than Earth's. The air is a chemical soup of cleaners and cleansers. Somewhat Chernobylesque, but not without a hint of pine.
She's going to pass out as soon as she walks through the door.
He says he does all that... but I know better... you sneaky... All my teachers wonder why I can't get up in the morning to go to school... Now I ask you...
:inquisitive: you do believe me... right?... c'mon... do i look like i'm lying... what's wrong with you... why are you looking to me like that... no... don't... keep that sharp blunt pointy dangerous whateveritisthingawayfrommeeeeeeee
Would that be toxic shock......Quote:
She's going to pass out as soon as she walks through the door
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Originally Posted by The Stranger
No trees today, just more housework.
Cleaned the front hall. Good Lord...
That meant taking out all the boots, rubber mats, carpet, cat box, dog food pail, assorted junk, everything, then sitting down and scrubbing each tile with toxic goop and handfuls of paper towel. Good paper towel, not the cheap stuff.
Washed the rubber mats in the bathtub, then of course had to wash the bathtub again. Emptied the cat's box, cleaned it outside with more toxic goop and paper towel, Barf! A mountain of dog feces does not equal in disgusting horribility a single serving of the vile filth that emanates from a the back of a cat.
Still have a few critical areas to clean, but once they're done, I'm good for a solid month of guilt free laziness.
Gah! Wear gloves or just make the dog have a "nasty accident" involving a falling tree and you will never have to do that again :san_laugh:
*disclaimer: this post is a joke. Do not participate in killing your dog with a falling tree :san_grin:*
I would strongly suggest not to mention about doggy killing in front of me and Beirut. For your own good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avlvs Libvrnivs Britannicvs Maximvs
Me? Housework. Hmmm, what's that?
No cooking, and I barely clean up my room. When my brain rings, I'll do the stuff in my room, but one thing I never do: clean the dust.
No, no. I have no problem with dog poop. It's the cat's leftovers that are disgusting. Bleah! And I had plastic bags on my hands while I cleaned the cat box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Avlvs Libvrnivs Britannicvs Maximvs
Picture it, sitting outside on a rock in -10, wearing snow boots and shorts and a t-shirt, plastic bags on my hands, wretching as I peel layers of filth off the bottom of the cat box.
James Bond has nothing on me.
*points and laughs :san_laugh:*
I am really glad I don't have any pets.
Stop bragging about my work now will you... pff... james bond havin' nothin' on you... like HELL YEAH!!!