But I will know. As a matter of honour I will report any kills you make on me. :bow:
You are very welcome, fellow Orgah.
Make sure you update your Battlefield version as well by downloading from the
Battlefield official site the
latest cumulative patch for your version, which is 1.4 or maybe 1.41. Look at the descriptions before you download. Plan to take a walk or spoil your GF while the file is loading because these are huge patches.
After all the downloading, updating and patching you should consult Koroush Ghazi's superb
BF2 tweak guide to fine-tune your settings. It says it better than I could.
You can also consult
this guide for further lag reduction.
Then go to this
Secrets of Battlefield Guide to learn the finer touches of the game. The map tricks section is very informative, it tells you where that *** spawn-killing sniper is probably hiding, as well as where you should plant your mines or C4 for maximum effect, etcetera.
What can I say, playing BF2 is a day job...
Relief is at hand on YouTube though, where you can find great BF2 spoofs and ingame footage. Look for vids on 'cartillery' (an old exploit that allowed for massive vehicle drops on enemy soldiers, very funny), on 'bunny hopping' (some really absurd video clips) or on 'choppers' (where you can see the most convoluted helicopter stunts).