3900$ It seems its better to stay alive since selling my corpse doesnt sound like business.
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3900$ It seems its better to stay alive since selling my corpse doesnt sound like business.
My body is worth: $4975
I'm not really impressed.
I think I'm going to convince my girlfriend to mummify me and tour the countryside whith my remains when I kick the bucket. I, I mean she, ought to get at least that tenfold. (Isn't ego a wanderful thing?)
$4350
Now i have to figure out how to transfer my brain into the body of another person, so i can sell my body and buy a new PC.
Why not sell the body of the other person?Quote:
Originally Posted by currywurry
That also solves Kage's business problem...:sweatdrop:
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3425!
But!
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4325!
Damn you, cigerettes :sadg:
Early 20's, never smoked, never drank, no tanning, serious surgery or diseases, no chemical exposure, no psychosis, no diabetes, and I've even got a decent head of hair . . .
A measly $4290
Where did I go wrong? What have I done to my poor corpse? Is it all in the poor eyesight? The mediocre diet?
Ajax
Did you lie about having elephantitis?
The eyes are actually one of the more expensive organs on this calculator, so yes, perfect eyesight helps increase your dollar amount.Quote:
Originally Posted by ajaxfetish
We have the same profile, except that I'm almost 30, drink alcohol on a regular basis, have bad eyes and have had a hernia.Quote:
Originally Posted by ajaxfetish
Yet my body is worth $ 635 more than yours... :inquisitive:
Whoo, I got a new high score! $8,275! I picked out a gigantic, bodybuilding albino with perfect vision, a healty diet, minimal drinking, and otherwise perfect medical record.
If it's for a medical school they'll probably like to see some strange things to study them. What occasional drinking does to you liver, your eyes, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Actually, that calculator is pretty simple. Drinking, smoking, tanning, etc. ruin the "integrity" of your body and lowers its value (not to mention its condition) -- presumably medical researchers can't do much with a ruined body affected by too many external factors to accurately measure "you." However, disorders and rare(ish) diseases and conditions increase it. If you have an extreme body structure (very small, very large, bodybuilder...) it also increases its value; "exotic animal," simply put.
I think it's just an arbitrary random quiz though. Not to mention I totally worth more than 5000$ ~;)
Ah, figured it was something like that. Thanks for clearing that up.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntiochusIII