The Cadaver Calculator
http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator
Descritption.
I took it and my body is worth, $4840.So you've bitten the big one and instead of pushing up daisies your loved ones decided it would be best to sell your body to science. This survey will tell you approximately how much money they'd get for it. Cadaver values are primarily based on overall health and the level of interest your corpse holds to the medical research industry.
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5050!
Let's see how much I can get it up to.
-edit- $10,440 is the best so far. But that means I'm a 7-foot tall albino that's a vegetarian.
-edit again- $11375.
Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 07-20-2007 at 17:21.
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4925!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
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3625
Must be the cigarettes
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$5750
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That's about what it would cost to put your dead self in the ground though. So instead of your family paying out they get a payday.Originally Posted by Andres
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4925!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
VENI, VIDI, NATES CALCE CONCIDI
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$3890 answering honestly. (Must be the age thing).
But, surprise!!
$5385, trying to pick the most obviously bad choices. Maybe they'd like to study my cirrosissed liver, or how, at age 71+ I'd survived multiple surgeries, diabetes, and daily over-exposure to sun and toxic substances.
edit: I keep trying to guess the most worthless cadaver (i.e. less than $1,000), but can't break the seeming $2500 threshold. Is that the going rate for 'ho-hum' average cadavers, I wonder? GH seems to have found the upper limit of $11,000+
Last edited by KukriKhan; 07-21-2007 at 03:47.
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5050,
Stange test, good to know I'm worth something thou I never plan to cash in on it.
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$4925!
I hope that my family would haggle a bit and get it at least into the 5k range. Kinda sad that my body is worth as much as my used car.
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4025!
...but the womenfolk say my live body is priceless.
Yeah baby!
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3900$ It seems its better to stay alive since selling my corpse doesnt sound like business.
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My body is worth: $4975
I'm not really impressed.
I think I'm going to convince my girlfriend to mummify me and tour the countryside whith my remains when I kick the bucket. I, I mean she, ought to get at least that tenfold. (Isn't ego a wanderful thing?)
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4325!
Damn you, cigerettes
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