The fight for Inishmore [Concluded]

Dammit he/she's taking too long.

:laugh4:

I'm just doing the roles anyway.

Beefy...I don't want to say too much but...meow.

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Originally Posted by F.C is the bees knees

Dammit he/she's taking too long.

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His not online atm so I can't do much more. My fault for waking up soo late :wall:

Start when your ready pever :2thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

Can you wait for one more?

Theres a new player who wants to join some game

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Just a remainder... new patrons need to apply for membership to the user group: gameroom.
They can't post until either I or Andres lets them in.

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Originally Posted by Sigurd

Just a remainder... new patrons need to apply for membership to the user group: gameroom.
They can't post until either I or Andres lets them in.

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I forgot about that :sweatdrop:

His name is
Publius Aelius Hadrianus, although I would rather if he apply him self.

I'll just send a pm to him to remind that.

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woo el diablos back, where were you?

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Ha ha I was hanging out in the fires of hades... you know us diablo's!

Nah, just had loads on in real life.

Nothing serious or bad just busy.

Any reason for moving the 7's to either side of the name there Ares? Were they not getting on or just a move around for the sake of it?

A boy rides his red bike down a country road. It is a gentle decline, perfect for gaining speed at a comfortable rate. Shouts of joy are heard as this boy races along. Then, silence.

"Ah :daisy: What the hell is this then?"

The young boy scoops something off the ground...a dead cat. Looking quickly around, he sees a house right next to him, so he dashes inside.

"Hello? This cat, I think its :daisy: dead!"

"What the :daisy: Davey! What did you do! You ran him over! Oh this is just :daisy: brilliant!"

"I did not Donney! It was there, in the middle of the :daisy: road!"

"You did so, you lying :daisy:! Look, I can see the track marks on the body! See? Theres a line of black on the whit..." Donney goes silent, staring at the cat.

"It was like that when I found him Donney. Donney? What you :daisy: looking at then?"

"This cat...its Wee Thomas."

"Its :daisy: dead, thats what it is."

"No you don't understand Davey. Its Wee Thomas. This sorry excuse for a cat has been my sons only friend for the last 15 years."

"Just get him a new one!"

"No you don't :daisy: understand. Its my son. Its...Padraic."

Davey's jaw drops.

"Wha...bu....sha....:daisy::daisy: :daisy::daisy::daisy: :daisy::daisy::daisy:"

"And what you said, thats just putting it lightly Davey. You better call him. Tell him that his cat is poorly, that way we can break the news to him gently, and we might live."

"Call him? :daisy: off, I'm not doing that!"

"You'll do it or I'll do it and say you killed Wee Thomas."

Davey whimpers.

"ok, I'll call him."

To be continued...

Waiting on PMs back and then the Night 0 will begin.

(thats just so I can have rounds starting/ending at a decent time for me. Nothing will happen Night 0, so the game will start with a day phase.)

i never got a pm

What PMs?

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What PMs?

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It's a private message - a sort of .org internal email. pever will send you one to tell you your role, be it mafia or town or whatever.

I also have not got one yet. :whip: :laugh4:

Well, yeah, thats what I meant. No PMs seem to have been sene out yet.

Sorry I misread your post :wall:

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

Ha ha I was hanging out in the fires of hades... you know us diablo's!

Nah, just had loads on in real life.

Nothing serious or bad just busy.

Any reason for moving the 7's to either side of the name there Ares? Were they not getting on or just a move around for the sake of it?

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seven 2 and seven 5 were having bitchy cat fights, not good. :no: I separated them and watered them more, there growing well :yes:

Townies do not receive PMs, however, not all roles have been assigned. I am still waiting on the Godfathers choices. After that, I still have to assign the remaining roles, then I can begin.

So we already have some very likely confirmed townies?

Not at all. It's a very obvious tactic to claim that you haven't got a role PM yet.

I know I certainly got mine. It's a long one, too.

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Originally Posted by 777Ares777

So we already have some very likely confirmed townies?

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:laugh4:

Even if you were all to confirm that you don't have PMs yet, I still have to send...8 out. So anyone could become mafia.

Ignore me.. So the townies don't get pms

Well that is a relief, I thought that was just not welcomed! :laugh4:

Let us know when we are good to go then pever!

You'll know when. The screams will tell you when.

Can you guess what the intro story to the game is Beefy? :evilgrin:

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

You'll know when. The screams will tell you when.

Can you guess what the intro story to the game is Beefy? :evilgrin:

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Oh yea :laugh4:

Now the fun begins

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I know I certainly got mine. It's a long one, too.

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And here it is:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

Askthepizzaguy:

You are the Grandmaster of the Irish Republican Army. Your task is to recruit as many people to the cause of Ireland as possible.


Irish Republican Army

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The Irish Republican Army (IRA) (Irish: Óglaigh na hÉireann[1]) was an Irish republican revolutionary military organisation descended from the Irish Volunteers, established 25 November 1913 and who in April 1916 staged the Easter Rising.[2] The Irish Volunteers were recognised in 1919 by Dáil Éireann (its elected assembly) as the legitimate army of the unilaterally declared Irish Republic, the Irish state proclaimed at Easter in 1916 and reaffirmed by the Dáil in January 1919. Thereafter, the IRA waged a guerrilla campaign against British rule in Ireland in the Irish War of Independence from 1919–1921.

The original IRA split in 1922. After the signing of the Anglo-Irish Treaty in 1921, members of the IRA who supported the Treaty formed the nucleus of the National Army founded by IRA leader Michael Collins. However, a high proportion of the IRA was opposed to the treaty. The anti-Treaty IRA fought a civil war with their former comrades in 1922–23, with the intention of creating a fully independent all Ireland republic. Having lost the civil war, this group remained in existence, with the intention of overthrowing both the Irish Free State and Northern Ireland and re-establishing the Irish Republic declared in 1919.

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Should you fail in your task to save Ireland, they will either revolt and go to the peasants, or they will be conquered by England. Inishmore is in your hands.

Please select two people to be your loyal henchmen. You have 48 hours to respond. Remember, if you are killed in battle, Ireland is finished. Hence the title of the game: Inishmore, a combination of Ireland and Finish. Plus more, not sure why I put that in there. Probably for authenticity. I will remind you that you aren't allowed to post this PM in the thread, because if you do, it will be considered WIFOM and you will be lynched in the very first round, thus causing Ireland to be defeated before they can even destroy any English or rebels.

By the way, I've always been your biggest fan, and I think you're very witty and clever and deserving of all the fame, praise, and adulation you get. You're the original Blitzmaster, your jokes always tickle me pink, and then green, and then back to pink, and then green again. I love your mafia games, you're the best host evar, and everyone should really join the Capo de Tutti Capi III game by following the link in your signature line.

Give em heck, Master Pizzaguy. No one would ever suspect you're the Godfather anyway.

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While I appreciate the sentiment, my friend pevergreen, I must decline your magnificent offer to make me the leader of all of Ireland. I am too much of a loyal townie who would never, ever betray the town* no matter what happens** and I'm a really trustworthy person who would never use such obvious WIFOM***
:bow:

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Irish Republican Army. But I didn't say anything about England though. I'm probably the Godfather of that, or at least a henchman. Blatant Capo III ad, in my signature.

Damn pizza...now I have to find another Godfather.

huh? was that just pizza refusing to be mafia?

Yeah... Of all the players here, I am the most likely to turn down a Godfather role. :bounce:

but.... doesnt that defeat the whole point of mafia? you're meant to play to the best your abilities as your given role, pro-town or not

:inquisitive:

*goes off to pout*

I have a handful of daisies to handout after learning this was up for signups but I missed it...*grumbles and goes to say something, but a torrent of daisy makes him gag, forcing him to the ground in agony of the sheer volume of flowers as he slowly suffocates to death*

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Sad that he is not ingame ~:mecry:

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Originally Posted by taka

but.... doesnt that defeat the whole point of mafia? you're meant to play to the best your abilities as your given role, pro-town or not

:inquisitive:

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Hey taka.. I think ATPGs joking :smash:

No, Beefy, he's right. I am the Irish Godfather. This is just WIFOM, my friend. You sooo won't lynch me now.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

No, Beefy, he's right. I am the Irish Godfather. This is just WIFOM, my friend. You sooo won't lynch me now.

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Your Pm doesn't sound right so I'm 98 percent sure your not :smash:

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Give em heck, Master Pizzaguy. No one would ever suspect you're the Godfather anyway.

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This kills it Atpg :laugh4:

What didn't sound right? The part where the host of the game is a total pizzaguy fanboy? Or the part where he lavishes enormous, self-serving praise on me? Or the part where I just basically stole from wikipedia to fill in the blanks? Or how it's written in my sloppy, choppy paragraph format? Or perhaps the blatant ad for Capo... or the breaking of the fourth wall.... or how it talks about not posting it in the thread... or how it discusses WIFOM and being lynched on the first round... or how pevergreen refers to his constant name changing from pevergreen to peverpink to pevergreen to peverpink... or perhaps there was that part where he calls me Master Pizzaguy?

Sounded perfectly normal to me.

actually, i didnt read all of the pm, just the first part and the very last, so i was like errrr.....

:laugh4:

wifom?! i dont buy that kinda rubbish, Vote:pizza!

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

What didn't sound right? The part where the host of the game is a total pizzaguy fanboy? Or the part where he lavishes enormous, self-serving praise on me? Or the part where I just basically stole from wikipedia to fill in the blanks? Or how it's written in my sloppy, choppy paragraph format? Or perhaps the blatant ad for Capo... or the breaking of the fourth wall.... or how it talks about not posting it in the thread... or how it discusses WIFOM and being lynched on the first round... or how pevergreen refers to his constant name changing from pevergreen to peverpink to pevergreen to peverpink... or perhaps there was that part where he calls me Master Pizzaguy?

Sounded perfectly normal to me.

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Except for the part that your pm didn't reflect the story of Inishmore which I suspect it would.
Otherwise its no fun :smash:

Oh and the part which said Pizza guy is great! Pizza guy rulez! kinda kills it. But hey we can lynch you anyway to make sure :laugh4:

As the only Fior Gael I have to ask what is this mafia thingy and how does one signup and play more to the point Up the Republic

Uh.. you sign up when people make threads that say "Sign-ups" in their name...


And..... I almost believed that PM. I guess I'm just easily tricked. Or not...

I can still accept sign ups...the grunts havent been chosen, and the random selection of godfather would not have been influenced by having extra people sign up.

So, these new players could still be mafia. Just waiting on choices. :wall:

The mafia have been chosen, pro town roles are being randomised now.

Never mind.

It is a dark room. A single light is focused directly downward on the body of Publius Aelius Hadrianus who is tied to a chair. Around the chair walks Padraic.

"So matey...you lead a good life do you? You think you can take away my profits by selling drugs to kiddies?"

"No Padraic, I was just giving them candy and hoping to sleep with them! I promise!"

"Thats :daisy:. You were selling drugs and not giving me the profits. How can I run my splinter group off the IRA when I don't have an income"

As Padraic says this, he squats down and picks up some pliers.

"I think I may have to convince you, friend."

Padraic, with precision, pulls out the toenail from Publius' big toe on his left foot. Publius screams in agony.

"It just isnt nice friend. How am I meant to terrorise the English when I can't even buy a decent bomb? I used my last one to blow up that fish and chip store that charged for the ketchup!"

Padriac pulls out another toenail, this time from his big toe on his right foot.

"See, I'm a nice bloke. Other people would take both toenails from one foot, and then the pain would all be on one side, but I spread it around, make it easier to bear."

"Oh yes, its very nice of you."

"Hmmm yes, it is. Now...which of your nipples do you like better?"

"What? My nipples?"

"Yeah, I'm going to cut one of them off. Its your choice though, I'd hate to deny a man of his favourite nipple."

"I don't know! I like them both!"

Padraic swings around and pulls a massive knife out from nowhere, pressing it against Publius' naked chest.

"You better choose boy, or I'm going to cut both of them off! CHOOSE. NOW."

Publius is freaking out, struggling with all his might to get away from the glinting knife. Just as Padraic begins to cut, the phone rings. He stops, and pulls the knife away looking into Publius' eyes.

"You got lucky. I'm going to take this call, and by then, maybe you will have chosen which one you're going to keep."

Padraic walks around talking on his phone inaudibly.

"Wait, did you say Wee Thomas was poorly? How bad is he? Has he eaten? Is his fur still shiny? Oh I'm coming home. :daisy: this Wee Thomas needs me! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I'M COMING FOR WEE THOMAS."

Padraic throws the phone away, before looking back at Publius.

"It looks like our time is up friend, my cat is poorly."

Publius is very scared right now, having heard of how Padraic is about his cat, so he speaks very fast:

"Could it be heartworm? My cat had heartworm a few years ago, nearly died from it too! Just give him a tablet, that'll do, and he'll be right as rain!"

"...Heartworm hey. Lets hope it is, otherwise I'll be coming for you. As for you, lets get you untied and off to the hospital, I don't want those toes going sceptic. Have you got money for a bus?"

Publius shakes his head.

"Ah well, here, take a twenty for a cab. Make sure the doctors take good care of you. You dont have to worry too much about infections, I make sure my pliers are sterile."

Padraic walks out and begins his journey back to Inishmore. It will take him two days.



Alive:
Andres
Beefy187
Captain Blackadder
Jolt
Askthepizzaguy
taka
shlin28
LittleGrizzly
Reenk Roink
GeneralHankerchief
Sasaki Kojiro
Psychonaut
Lord Winter
White Eyes
Seamus
CountArach
Factionheir
A Very Super Market
Polemists
serierkhaan
777ares777
yoyoma1910
Diana Abnoba
F.C is the bees knees
boudica
Sigurd
greyblades
Alexander the Pretty Good
Ituralde
El Diablo
YLC
gaelic cowboy

Dead:
Publius Aelius Hadrianus

Lynched:

Some rules and so forth:
No revealing in private. No screenshots.
Every person with a role has a name. In any kill writeups or lynches, if a player with a name features in them, their in game name will be used. (eg, If my name is Bob and I kill Beefy, the write up would say that Bob stalked beefy and killed him.)

The town must remove all threats to it to become victorious.

If you have questions, feel free to ask.

Commence Day 1.

This round shall last about 28 hours, then 24 from then on.

aw that was pretty harsh to kill someone new to the game

To clarify, Publius never actually signed up. Beefy tried to get him to, but there was no response. I needed someone to die for that storyline, so he fit the bill nicely.

o..... lol :wall:

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o..... lol :wall:

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It's clear taka is playing dumb.

I am pretty sure he is Mafia but I must stick with tradition and abstain courteously :bow:

But he didn't die...

Is that a dig at Irish healthcare?

you what? how could i know that he wasnt playing? there were like about 4 pages of randomness before the game started

anyways as usual i too vote: abstain

Vote: Askthepizza guy.

and the Lord said let the wall of text come forth...

I will vote:taka

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

The mafia have been chosen, pro town roles are being randomised now.

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I volunteer for the first lynch. Go get them, fellas. :smash:

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Gaelic Cowboy sounds like Irish to me. And his new so he deserves a welcome vote. And his on the bottom of the list and lynching from the bottom to top means I get to live longer.

Vote:Gaelic Cowboy

Welcome to mafia :beam:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I volunteer for the first lynch. Go get them, fellas. :smash:

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

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have it your way...unvote:taka, vote:Pizza

Sasaki: :bow:

With this many people, you're just going to hit an innocent or a pro-town role. Even if you got close to catching a mafia, they would just manipulate the tally and avoid it.

As such, I'm volunteering to go first. I'd like any and all votes, please.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Sasaki: :bow:

With this many people, you're just going to hit an innocent or a pro-town role. Even if you got close to catching a mafia, they would just manipulate the tally and avoid it.

As such, I'm volunteering to go first. I'd like any and all votes, please.

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Extremely counterproductive. I am determined to stop you! :stare:

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Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

Extremely counterproductive. I am determined to stop you! :stare:

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Reenk Roink: Defender of Pizzaguy?

What is the world coming to??

We need more provocation!

Vote: Askthepizzaguy :D

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Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

Extremely counterproductive. I am determined to stop you! :stare:

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Why? Why is that not a good plan? I am listening.

In this game, we have what, two mafia families? They are against one another, and the town is just caught in the middle. We need to do all we can to spare what pro-town roles we have, for as long as possible.

@Sasaki-

It's certainly topsy-turvy all right. :laugh2:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Why? Why is that not a good plan? I am listening.

In this game, we have what, two mafia families? They are against one another, and the town is just caught in the middle. We need to do all we can to spare what pro-town roles we have, for as long as possible.

@Sasaki-

It's certainly topsy-turvy all right. :laugh2:

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If your innocent
1. Well.. One less lynch we can use..
2. Creates WIFOM
3. Being lynched reduces your credibility as a townie.

If your guilty
1. "Hey I volunteered to die round 1. So listen to me"
2. Privately contact lots of players, talk about your heroic act of sacrifice and making them trust you.
3. At worst your probebly just a hench man.

Congratulations Pizza guy. Its my policy to lynch anyone including my self who creates WIFOM.

Vote: ATPG

All WIFOM have to go

VOTE ATPG

However even after you die I hope you will continue with the anlysis to get the british and the IRA out of our town.

I will kill anyone who votes for Atpg. Dead serious. Try me.

Not to mention that it stifles any discussion we will get this round, and that also goes at this bandwagon that has sprung up against your perfectly in character yet still poor townie move.

Unvote: Pizza
Vote: A very super market

Unhelpful bandwagoning.

I'm not sure how you could be unhelpful by voting for someone who is volunteering to get lynched. Its the first day, and no one knows anything. Still, it was a joke vote, I will retract it.

Unvote: Askthepizzaguy

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Originally Posted by Lord Winter

Not to mention that it stifles any discussion we will get this round, and that also goes at this bandwagon that has sprung up against your perfectly in character yet still poor townie move.

Unvote: Pizza
Vote: A very super market

Unhelpful bandwagoning.

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Not only you voted Pizza to start with but changing your votes using the reason of unhelpful bandwagoning is fishy.

At least bandwagoners are doing what the man asked for.

I thought it was a good idea. I am sorry. :shrug:

I will continue to assist the town in any way I can after I die, of course. If several people want me to unvote myself, I will.

Tally:

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abstain: 3 (Reenk Roink, Taka, A Very Super Market)
Askthepizzaguy: 4 (Askthepizzaguy, Sasaki, Beefy187, Captain Blackadder)
A very super market: 1 (Lord Winter)

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

Not only you voted Pizza to start with but changing your votes using the reason of unhelpful bandwagoning is fishy.

At least bandwagoners are doing what the man asked for.

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I voted pizza before the bandwagon started as a random start vote. Once the bandwagon got going it was serving a useless function. I was just trying to generate more discussion.

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Originally Posted by Lord Winter

I voted pizza before the bandwagon started as a random start vote. Once the bandwagon got going it was serving a useless function. I was just trying to generate more discussion.

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Ah my bad. Should've been more careful..

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

I volunteer for the first lynch. Go get them, fellas. :smash:

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

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Ah, a volunteer.

Vote : ATPG

But then again, if ATPG is the masochist who wants to get hurt and I'm the sadist, wouldn't it be more cruel not to hurt him?

Unvote : ATPG

We will not lynch you! Muahahahaha :devil:

Vote : Sasaki

First mafia game in a long time. Time to get back in the loop.

I'll go with

vote: ATPG

for creating WIFOM. He's obviously not a godfather because then he wouldn't joke about being a godfather, but then what if he is the godfather. Killing him now seems the easy way out.

Vote: Polemists

Random, with a hint of intuition.

pever, can I get a role PM please?

I tried to generate discussion, but I don't see much discussion happening. I'm not the Godfather, because that would completely bury my team mates. I'd be ballsy/dumb enough to do this as a regular mafia, perhaps not on the first round, but it would be downright selfish to try such a prank if I were a Godfather. I am not any such thing. Were I a Godfather, I would have to answer to my teammates for letting them down, and seriously, no player would sabotage other people's fun by suiciding an entire team. What I set out to do has been accomplished, now I shall use my vote for more productive things. I'm quite happy being lynched, still enough votes on me to keep me near the lead, but let's try to get some lurkers talking.

unvote: Askthepizzaguy
vote: Polemists

Just to get him talking. Couple of pressure votes ought to do it.

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pever, can I get a role PM please?

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Classic. :yes:

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He's obviously not a godfather because then he wouldn't joke about being a godfather, but then what if he is the godfather

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Then I would be stupid, something I am not. Ballsy yes, stupid no. What if I were Martha Stewart? Wouldn't that just BLOW your MIND!?!? :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by FactionHeir

pever, can I get a role PM please?

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I'd love to create a role for my favourite modder, but townies don't get role PMs, and all storyline characters have their roles. No more to be had. :no:

Vote:FactionHeir

For old times sake.

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

Gaelic Cowboy sounds like Irish to me. And his new so he deserves a welcome vote. And his on the bottom of the list and lynching from the bottom to top means I get to live longer.

Vote:Gaelic Cowboy

Welcome to mafia :beam:

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Not Beefy like.
vote Beeefy

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Originally Posted by FactionHeir

Not Beefy like.
vote Beeefy

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Change!

Yes We Can!

Ach, what an easy round for the mafia to hide in. :no:

Vote: Captain Blackadder

I believe the backroom is the door to your left. :wink:

What a fitting start day!


GH: Seconded. Not much of a pattern to this one as yet. At this juncture with this much fragmentation, however, I don't think we can expect much of a shift. Still, we ought to take note of who does NOT participate -- Paddy doesn't arrive for a couple of days, no?


And to all of you and yours: Slainte! Éirinn go bráth!