Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

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Originally Posted by miotas

Ay! Don' be gittin so down in the dumps mate! 'av another swig o rum and all'll be right! Anyways, by my count you only be needin a coupla votes ter be gitten ther captaininin. 'ow could I 'bandon ther scurvy dog who got me in ter this mess.

Select: ACIN

Now where'd I put that bottle o rum?

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YEAH! Me and Miotas together, through thick and thin, not even the most beautiful women or the most delicious rum will ever break us apart!

Hold on! Hold on!

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You be talkin 'bout the most delicious rum there...

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Originally Posted by miotas

Hold on! Hold on!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You be talkin 'bout the most delicious rum there...

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We'd be splittin that rum, boy. 50/50 as loyal parters be doin.

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Originally Posted by miotas

You be talkin 'bout the most delicious rum there...

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Oh, you be talkin' about Havana Club 7 year old then.

Arr, my lucky doubloon says that CR will be treasure aplenty for us all!

Select: Crazed Rabbit

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Why do you offer your services, but aim for second rank?

Does your role prevent you from performing all the duties of first mate? Is the killing of suspects or the investigation of suspects incompatible with your role?

Why do you seek the lesser position that allows you to role block or protect? To protect your accomplices?

Have we found our first suspect...?

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Being quartermaster is nostalgic for me as I used to be one... In the Navy the equivalent for Sergeant is called Kvartermester (Norwegian) (Petty Officer - English/American).
On a smaller ships, 3rd in command (3K) is usually a Kvartermester (Sergeant) even though there are other officers on board with higher ranks. 3K is responsible for the discipline like a drill sergeant. He also drills the seamen in the different tasks like battlestations and camoflaouging the ship as two examples.

You will be reading a lot of yelling and threatening if I am Quartermaster. Of the trio of officers - it will be the most fun to role play.
I will be the one responsible to get you lazy backs aloft - and quickly, when the time to sail has come.
Famous quartermasters from the (fictional) pirate world would be Long John Silver serving under Captain Flint. It was the only man Flint ever feared.

Jarrr, you lousy landlubbers the crown of thorns belongs to me...

Select: Khazaar

Argh, argh.

Select : Andres

Jarrr, argh, argh.

Select: Andres

Well my good sir, I believe you have the utmost instincts needed to lead these brutish welps to glory, good sir! I have my utmost pride in supporting you, my Lord!

It just occurred to me. These officer roles will not be publicly announced will they?

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Originally Posted by Sigurd

It just occurred to me. These officer roles will not be publicly announced will they?

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You just revealed your a Pro-town:laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Yaropolk

By Neptune's glass testicle, the next person to call me name without a good reason best start looking for a second eye patch.

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Originally Posted by gibsonsg91921

Yarr

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Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly

Yarr!

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You're on The List

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

You just revealed your a Pro-town:laugh4:

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Pro-town as in wanting to kill the English - Aye pal, ye got me right.

I thought the Crewman who swabbed the decks are the "townies"?:inquisitive:

Then again you could just be a "Wise Guy-like role":shrug:

Arrrr! He's from the Maven! Deck him!

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Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

I thought the Crewman who swabbed the decks are the "townies"?:inquisitive:

Then again you could just be a "Wise Guy-like role":shrug:

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:stare:

Easy there, me mates. The Quartermaster be a position the captain be choosin', and revealin' only to those that get chosen.

If I be elected the new captain, I'll keep the names of me officers secret so that our enemies will not know who they be.

CR

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Originally Posted by Jolt

Select: Andres

Well my good sir, I believe you have the utmost instincts needed to lead these brutish welps to glory, good sir! I have my utmost pride in supporting you, my Lord!

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"good sir," "brutish welps," "good sir," "my Lord"... That be not soundin' very piratical to me ears. That be sounding like a Britisher... :inquisitive:

Yaaaar! There's a brit aboard!

Now let's go kill... err... throw a party for him!

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Originally Posted by TinCow

"good sir," "brutish welps," "good sir," "my Lord"... That be not soundin' very piratical to me ears. That be sounding like a Britisher... :inquisitive:

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How inconsistent of you, herr TinCow.

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

This will undoubtedly be a very good game--every thing denotes it--very much a good game indeed!--but when it comes time to vote again, if this bandwaggoning continues, I will be on my guard not to encourage it--It would be most inexcusable to do otherwise, as my own mind is quite made up about the quality of such methods. I do not look upon you to be quite that sort of pirates-- I do not altogether build upon your arbitrariness or constancy. Your feelings are warm, but I can imagine them rather changeable. Such is, at least, my hope.

I do not say, exert yourself, fellow pirates, for my sake; think more, talk more for my sake; because for your own sake rather, I would wish it to be done, for the sake of what is more important than my wishes, a habit of self-command in you, a consideration of what is your duty, an attention to propriety, an endeavour to avoid the suspicions of others, to save your health and credit, and restore tranquillity to this ship. These are the motives which I have been pressing on you. They are very important--and sorry I will be if you cannot feel them sufficiently to act upon them. My being saved from pain is a very secondary consideration. I want you to save yourself from greater pain.

Select:Crazed Rabbit

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The above sounded strangely familiar. And lo and behold! It is: it is an excerpt from Jane Austen's 'Emma'.

Jane Austen is the literature of those with a petty loyalty to merry old England....


Off to the shark's with this perfidious English traitor, says I!

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

How inconsistent of you, herr TinCow.

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I be herrier than some, but not as herry as others.

Actually, I had planned on making the names of the First Mate and Quartermaster public. They're provided with a decent amount of innate protection at night, so I figured it wouldn't hurt anyone.

If there's a consensus in leaving it a secret, then I won't reveal them unless the Captain wants me to.

Also, the round will end in approximately 23 hours.

Arr, me be supposin' it makes more sense for the roles to be known to all. It be a strange ship were none o' the crew knows the first mate.

CR

Hey, I'm having lots of computer troubles so I'm going to have to pull out, sorry guys.

Best of luck with your computer, Xehh. You'll be missed. :yes:

Anybody not in the game who is keeping up with the thread, or if anybody knows anybody who wants in - there's a spot open.

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Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit

Arr, me be supposin' it makes more sense for the roles to be known to all. It be a strange ship were none o' the crew knows the first mate.

CR

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I'd say you're right! I want to know who I can complain to if hammock is broken. :furious3:

Also it is true that they are fairly protected by the 50% chance of failure and even if they should take one for the team (die), they are replaced and the power of the role won't be lost for the town, right?!

Select: miotas

Aye. Random indeed.

Select: Crazed Rabbit

Everything looks good so far!

Now I be sleeping in the hammock :Zzzz:

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Jane Austen is the literature of those with a petty loyalty to merry old England....

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And of those pirates possessing an exquisitely refined taste :bandana:

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Jane Austen is the literature of those with a petty loyalty to merry old England....

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

And of those pirates possessing an exquisitely refined taste :bandana:

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off with both o' you then :pirate:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

And of those pirates possessing an exquisitely refined taste :bandana:

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Reading Jane Austen is an inhumane method of execution. Not even pirates are that cruel.

Aye! Argh!

Jarrrr!

If Andres offers to do a group with you/be part of a group with you, and one of your members die, it means he is a Mafia. I learnt that from Rubicon. :bow:

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Originally Posted by Beskar

If Andres offers to do a group with you/be part of a group with you, and one of your members die, it means he is a Mafia. I learnt that from Rubicon. :bow:

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Argh! Lies! To the sharks with you! Yar yar!

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Originally Posted by atheotes

off with both o' you then :pirate:

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My :bandana: is cooler than your :pirate:

Sunglasses > eyepatch. I'll be staring serenely into the sun while you are squinting and shielding yourself; I'll be laughing when you can't catch the belaying pins I toss you because you have no depth perception.

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Originally Posted by TinCow

Reading Jane Austen is an inhumane method of execution. Not even pirates are that cruel.

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Think it a little over. Perhaps you are not so much aware as I am of the wonder that may, of the joy that must arise from a young man's foray into her works: occupied in this manner; oblivious to the outer world, and placed suddenly on a footing with the great minds of old. To think only of the pleasure which every reading must tend to create. It is all very good! Put yourself in the first time reader's place, TinCow. Consider what it would be to experience the novels with fresh eyes. They have a right to be felt for, because you evidently feel for yourself. Their feelings ought to be respected. Does it not strike you so, TinCow?

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Originally Posted by TinCow

I be herrier than some, but not as herry as others.

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:laugh4: ...

That would be me, pal. I am so herry that when I take a :daisy: , the herrs on my :daisy: are pulled till it hurts.

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

Think it a little over. Perhaps you are not so much aware as I am of the wonder that may, of the joy that must arise from a young man's foray into her works: occupied in this manner; oblivious to the outer world, and placed suddenly on a footing with the great minds of old. To think only of the pleasure which every reading must tend to create. It is all very good! Put yourself in the first time reader's place, TinCow. Consider what it would be to experience the novels with fresh eyes. They have a right to be felt for, because you evidently feel for yourself. Their feelings ought to be respected. Does it not strike you so, TinCow?

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It was the best of writing, it was the worst of writing, it was the product of creativity, it was the product of an unrelatable society, it was the epoch of literature, it was the epoch of dross, it was the vocabulary of education, it was the plotline of drivel, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, Austen had everything before her, Austen put nothing before us, we were all going direct to sleep, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the writing was so far like Dickens and Bronte, that some of the noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

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Originally Posted by Andres

Argh, argh.

Select : Andres

Jarrr, argh, argh.

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Originally Posted by Andres

Aye! Argh!

Jarrrr!

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Andres, I'm afraid you're posting in the wrong thread.

The Frontroom is where you'll find the 'Talk Dutch Thread'. :book:

(Um, Dickens and Austen weren't even born yet...and has anyone here read Ms. Austen's latest?)

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Originally Posted by Iskander 3.1

(Um, Dickens and Austen weren't even born yet...and has anyone here read Ms. Austen's latest?)

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Actually, that's not her latest.

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Andres, I'm afraid you're posting in the wrong thread.

The Frontroom is where you'll find the 'Talk Dutch Thread'. :book:

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:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Oh, this is going to be a great game :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Iskander 3.1

(Um, Dickens and Austen weren't even born yet...and has anyone here read Ms. Austen's latest?)

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What's up with all these literary girlie men on this boat?

You all brought girly books about pinkypale English lasses dressed in pink flowerdresses on board or something?

The lash, all of you!

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Originally Posted by Xehh II

Hey, I'm having lots of computer troubles so I'm going to have to pull out, sorry.

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Hey - I said the exact same thing to my wench yesterday! Except that the troubles didn't involve a computer.

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Originally Posted by TinCow

"good sir," "brutish welps," "good sir," "my Lord"... That be not soundin' very piratical to me ears. That be sounding like a Britisher... :inquisitive:

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Indeed that is, sailor, now go back to your brutish tasks and let us gentleman work with our superior ways on our own. Off with you!

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Hey - I said the exact same thing to my wench yesterday! Except that the troubles didn't involve a computer.

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Originally Posted by TinCow

it was the epoch of dross, it was the vocabulary of education, it was the plotline of drivel

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Surely here's a man who must be captain.

uh argh......

Well spoken centuri-argh-1.

YAHAR! IT APPEARS THE GREAT GAME HAS BEEN STARTED!

WHERE BE THESE SCALLYWAGS WHO DARE ATTEMPT THEIR PERFIDY UPON OUR TREASURE?

domo split-argh-san


^ someone just woke up from a grog filled dream. A tad late to the party me hearty

Reenk the classy pirate is extremely perturbed as the behavior of his companions who simply reinforce negative stereotypes of people of our ilk.

To protest, I will only speak in smilies after this (the votes will be in regular format and some of the smilies will be quoted as speaking in words).

He be spoutin' haberdedashy and ther other ilk of it's vile maternal figure, yo!

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

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Why did you always pick on me in the first round??:laugh4:

"don't come crying to me, when you need someone in the crow's nest:furious3:"

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Originally Posted by Psychonaut

Select: miotas

Aye. Random indeed.

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Aye! Who be a better pirate than a man who hails from an entire iland of convicts. An I be real suited to captainin and the like cuz I's gots me letters learned good an I can got good organisioneding skills. Now which scurvy dog nicked me grog!

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Originally Posted by Double A

Yaaaar! There's a brit aboard!

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Yes, I know, you're on The List

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Originally Posted by Andres

Argh! Lies! To the sharks with you! Yar yar!

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You're DEFINITELY on The List

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Originally Posted by Yaropolk

Yes, I know, you're on The List

You're DEFINITELY on The List

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Which list is that Yaropolk? We can't have crazy serial killers onboard now can we? Answer truthfully or you'll pluck sea shells from underneath the Presence.

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Originally Posted by Sigurd

Which list is that Yaropolk? We can't have crazy serial killers onboard now can we? Answer truthfully or you'll pluck sea shells from underneath the Presence.

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Aaaar! He's a dirty landlubber! What kind o' pirate'd call a barnacle a sea shell?!

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Originally Posted by miotas

Aaaar! He's a dirty landlubber! What kind o' pirate'd call a barnacle a sea shell?!

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Tryin to divert the issue at hand here are we? maybe you'll join him in plucking mussels from underneath the Precence? We have been layin idle here so long that ther's a full shellfish buffet under our feet.

Yarr!

Walk these booky types off the plank I say!

Argh!

Any man writing lists should also be at the bottom of davey jones locker!

Yarr?

Ahoy, mateys. Me name is Louis "crab louse" Flannigan. But ye can call me "Itchy Lou" or "Louse"

*standing before the crew was a fat, drunk, nasty, dirty man with a long unkept beard that had bits of food, and parrot droppings in it. He scatches his crotch, and coughs up some greenish phlegm*

Did I tells ye about the time I was in the port of Santa María and I met a wench named Bertha?

*stumbles over to the side of the ship, and pull out his long john silver and urinates over the side*

That thar was a magical night, they call her bearded Bertha, but her beard aren't as long as mine so it's okay, she had a mole on her face the size of the gold piece I had to give her for her time. Yarrr, she was so good, well, with several bottle of rum that is, and a couple a eye patches, then she was just fine.

*Smilin' Sammy started singing a sea shanty*

There once was a salt name-a' Crab louse Lou
He was a dirty old lout, wasn't worth a doubloon
Even with a beard full of grub, he makes the ladies swoon
But his shipmates would rather see that he's marooned

Yarrr! Sing along me hearties!

He will tell you a tale about a bearded wench
She was a horrifying lass, not to mention the stench
An uglier bag of bones, a sea dog couldn't fetch
Blimey! Crab Louse Lou could really make you retch

Ahoy mateys! I'm going to need a healthy mug of ale to finish this song!
Can anyone spare some coin? I'm not singing for me health, ye know.
Come to think of it, I never do anything for my health, you old sea dogs!
I'm dying of scurvy over here! Pass me the grog!

:pirate2:

:2cents: :2cents: :2cents: :2cents: :2cents:

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Originally Posted by miotas

Aye! Who be a better pirate than a man who hails from an entire iland of convicts.

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Raaaagh. That be me, dirty scallywag.

Me line comes from the first of fleets and me pa's pa's uncle was sent to Van Diemen's Land for selling things on the black market.

(Its true. Gotta love me dads side)

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Andres, I'm afraid you're posting in the wrong thread.

The Frontroom is where you'll find the 'Talk Dutch Thread'. :book:

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Yarrrr! To the sharks with you! Argh, argh!

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Originally Posted by Yaropolk

Yes, I know, you're on The List



You're DEFINITELY on The List

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The List (5:55)

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Originally Posted by Yaropolk

Yes, I know, you're on The List



You're DEFINITELY on The List

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Yaaar, that was a direct statement to ye!

Congratulations to all our new Senior Members!!

Searching, searching...

Unless one is ATPG?

:laugh4: Thought he was already if not, congrats.

Yarr I wasn't informed of this honor, not yet
Thanks be to those who consider me a vet
My heart is warmed by the message this sends
The org is home to most of my friends

:bow:

For we all love a Pizzaguy!

Congrats babe!!! :balloon2::balloon2:

From our gameroomers I believe a congratulation is in order to:
Askthepizzaguy
Reenk Roink
Beefy187

BEEFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEENNKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats, Reenk and Beefy!! :balloon2::balloon2:

Congratulations are in order to all our new senior members. :balloon:

You all most certainly deserve it! :bow:

Ahh me hearties I believe I should be Captain look I allready have Captain in me name and Blackadder sounds a lot like Blackbeard mosrt feared of all pirates. We need to get these englanders and other scum otherwise we will Dance the Hempen Jig.

select Captain Blackadder

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Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder

Ahh me hearties I believe I should be Captain look I allready have Captain in me name and Blackadder sounds a lot like Blackbeard mosrt feared of all pirates. We need to get these englanders and other scum otherwise we will Dance the Hempen Jig.

select Captain Blackadder

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The "Captain" in your name is exactly why you shouldn't be Captain. You'd be Captain Captain Blackadder.

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Originally Posted by TinCow

The "Captain" in your name is exactly why you shouldn't be Captain. You'd be Captain Captain Blackadder.

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And what would be wrong with that landlubber a freind of mine in the dutch army is Major Major Major Major and there is noth'n wrong with his name

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Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder

And what would be wrong with that landlubber a freind of mine in the dutch army is Major Major Major Major and there is noth'n wrong with his name

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What's a pirate doing with a friend in the Dutch Army? Real pirates kill landlubbers, they don't befriend them... especially not foreign military types whose job is generally to shoot at men like us. Next you'll say you've got a friend in the Royal Navy. :stare:

Vote for TinCow for Captain! I've got no friends at all!