Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

[Louis VI the Fat]

Argh, argh.

Select : Andres

Jarrr, argh, argh.

Aye! Argh!

Jarrrr!

Andres, I'm afraid you're posting in the wrong thread.

The Frontroom is where you'll find the 'Talk Dutch Thread'.

[Iskander 3.1]

(Um, Dickens and Austen weren't even born yet...and has anyone here read Ms. Austen's latest?)

[TinCow]

(Um, Dickens and Austen weren't even born yet...and has anyone here read Ms. Austen's latest?)

Actually, that's not her latest.

[Sigurd]

Andres, I'm afraid you're posting in the wrong thread.

The Frontroom is where you'll find the 'Talk Dutch Thread'.

Oh, this is going to be a great game

[Louis VI the Fat]

(Um, Dickens and Austen weren't even born yet...and has anyone here read Ms. Austen's latest?)

What's up with all these literary girlie men on this boat?

You all brought girly books about pinkypale English lasses dressed in pink flowerdresses on board or something?

The lash, all of you!

Hey, I'm having lots of computer troubles so I'm going to have to pull out, sorry.

Hey - I said the exact same thing to my wench yesterday! Except that the troubles didn't involve a computer.

[Jolt]

"good sir," "brutish welps," "good sir," "my Lord"... That be not soundin' very piratical to me ears. That be sounding like a Britisher...

Indeed that is, sailor, now go back to your brutish tasks and let us gentleman work with our superior ways on our own. Off with you!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Hey - I said the exact same thing to my wench yesterday! Except that the troubles didn't involve a computer.

...

[scotchedpommes]

it was the epoch of dross, it was the vocabulary of education, it was the plotline of drivel

Surely here's a man who must be captain.

[Centurion1]

uh argh......

[Splitpersonality]

Well spoken centuri-argh-1.

[scottishranger]

YAHAR! IT APPEARS THE GREAT GAME HAS BEEN STARTED!

WHERE BE THESE SCALLYWAGS WHO DARE ATTEMPT THEIR PERFIDY UPON OUR TREASURE?

[Centurion1]

domo split-argh-san


^ someone just woke up from a grog filled dream. A tad late to the party me hearty

[Reenk Roink]

Reenk the classy pirate is extremely perturbed as the behavior of his companions who simply reinforce negative stereotypes of people of our ilk.

To protest, I will only speak in smilies after this (the votes will be in regular format and some of the smilies will be quoted as speaking in words).

[A Very Super Market]

He be spoutin' haberdedashy and ther other ilk of it's vile maternal figure, yo!

[White_eyes:D]

Why did you always pick on me in the first round??

"don't come crying to me, when you need someone in the crow's nest"

[miotas]

Select: miotas

Aye. Random indeed.

Aye! Who be a better pirate than a man who hails from an entire iland of convicts. An I be real suited to captainin and the like cuz I's gots me letters learned good an I can got good organisioneding skills. Now which scurvy dog nicked me grog!

[Yaropolk]

Yaaaar! There's a brit aboard!

Yes, I know, you're on The List

Argh! Lies! To the sharks with you! Yar yar!

You're DEFINITELY on The List

[Sigurd]

Yes, I know, you're on The List

You're DEFINITELY on The List

Which list is that Yaropolk? We can't have crazy serial killers onboard now can we? Answer truthfully or you'll pluck sea shells from underneath the Presence.

[miotas]

Which list is that Yaropolk? We can't have crazy serial killers onboard now can we? Answer truthfully or you'll pluck sea shells from underneath the Presence.

Aaaar! He's a dirty landlubber! What kind o' pirate'd call a barnacle a sea shell?!

[Sigurd]

Aaaar! He's a dirty landlubber! What kind o' pirate'd call a barnacle a sea shell?!

Tryin to divert the issue at hand here are we? maybe you'll join him in plucking mussels from underneath the Precence? We have been layin idle here so long that ther's a full shellfish buffet under our feet.

[LittleGrizzly]

Yarr!

Walk these booky types off the plank I say!

Argh!

Any man writing lists should also be at the bottom of davey jones locker!

Yarr?

[Diana Abnoba]

Ahoy, mateys. Me name is Louis "crab louse" Flannigan. But ye can call me "Itchy Lou" or "Louse"

*standing before the crew was a fat, drunk, nasty, dirty man with a long unkept beard that had bits of food, and parrot droppings in it. He scatches his crotch, and coughs up some greenish phlegm*

Did I tells ye about the time I was in the port of Santa María and I met a wench named Bertha?

*stumbles over to the side of the ship, and pull out his long john silver and urinates over the side*

That thar was a magical night, they call her bearded Bertha, but her beard aren't as long as mine so it's okay, she had a mole on her face the size of the gold piece I had to give her for her time. Yarrr, she was so good, well, with several bottle of rum that is, and a couple a eye patches, then she was just fine.

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Smilin' Sammy started singing a sea shanty*

There once was a salt name-a' Crab louse Lou
He was a dirty old lout, wasn't worth a doubloon
Even with a beard full of grub, he makes the ladies swoon
But his shipmates would rather see that he's marooned

Yarrr! Sing along me hearties!

He will tell you a tale about a bearded wench
She was a horrifying lass, not to mention the stench
An uglier bag of bones, a sea dog couldn't fetch
Blimey! Crab Louse Lou could really make you retch

Ahoy mateys! I'm going to need a healthy mug of ale to finish this song!
Can anyone spare some coin? I'm not singing for me health, ye know.
Come to think of it, I never do anything for my health, you old sea dogs!
I'm dying of scurvy over here! Pass me the grog!

[pevergreen]

Aye! Who be a better pirate than a man who hails from an entire iland of convicts.

Raaaagh. That be me, dirty scallywag.

Me line comes from the first of fleets and me pa's pa's uncle was sent to Van Diemen's Land for selling things on the black market.

(Its true. Gotta love me dads side)

[Andres]

Andres, I'm afraid you're posting in the wrong thread.

The Frontroom is where you'll find the 'Talk Dutch Thread'.

Yarrrr! To the sharks with you! Argh, argh!

[Jolt]

Yes, I know, you're on The List



You're DEFINITELY on The List

The List (5:55)

[Double A]

Yes, I know, you're on The List



You're DEFINITELY on The List

Yaaar, that was a direct statement to ye!

[Sigurd]

Congratulations to all our new Senior Members!!

[pevergreen]

Searching, searching...

Unless one is ATPG?

Thought he was already if not, congrats.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yarr I wasn't informed of this honor, not yet
Thanks be to those who consider me a vet
My heart is warmed by the message this sends
The org is home to most of my friends