Haiku Mafia [Concluded]

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

Thats Four Syllables
How could you, fellow player
make such a mistake!

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Correcting syntax
Of non-player Diamondeye
It is acceptable

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Originally Posted by Secura

Eight syllables. :P

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Secura my dear
You have broken the big rule
Five, seven, and five.

A brush through the heart
Red ink dripping a poem
Renata lies dead

It is now the day phase. Night begins in 36 hours.

Niklas, tickle us
Why did you leave me alive?
Tell us your story.

Vote: Niklas

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Tell us your tale.

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AHEM

Subotan, my friend
I beat you to it for sure
So there is no foul.

:bounce:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Secura my dear
You have broken the big rule
Five, seven, and five.

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Askthepizzaguy
Your first line has all six parts
I give up on all


vote: ATPG

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Niklas, tickle us
Why did you leave me alive?
Tell us your story.

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I will not suffer
any of your silly WIFOM,
you should get the rope.

vote: ATPG

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

Askthepizzaguy
Your first line has all six parts
I give up on all


vote: ATPG

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Mercury you fool
A foolish foolish fool, you
I am no scumbag.

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Originally Posted by Niklas

I will not suffer
any of your silly WIFOM,
you should get the rope.

vote: ATPG

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Niklas, evermore
you shall rue this very vote
I shall have revenge.

:mellow:

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Mercury you fool
A foolish foolish fool, you
I am no scumbag.

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Why Repetition?
Your vocabulary hurts
It really is bad

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

Why Repetition?
Your vocabulary hurts
It really is bad

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Why? So you will learn
I am a scapegoat, you fool
You foolish fool, you!

In fact sir, the word
'Dear' is sometimes said as
One whole syllable.

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Originally Posted by Secura

In fact sir, the word
'Dear' is often said as
One whole syllable.

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"Secura, my dear"
-That is five whole syllables.
Now lynch Niklas please!

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Originally Posted by Niklas

Hmm, to break the tie
or not to break the tie here?
That is the question...

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A sudden vote change
From the top hat wearing one
Most suspicious, no?

vote: Niklas

Niklas, he is scum!
How do I know this? Listen:
He votes... for pizza.

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

Why Repetition?
Your vocabulary hurts
It really is bad

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Thermal Mercury
You like to skate through minis
Say more, guilty scum!

:bounce:

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Originally Posted by Secura

In fact sir, the word
'Dear' is sometimes said as
One whole syllable.

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De-ar quite clearly
Don't defend pepperoni
He's full of fail

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

De-ar quite clearly
Don't defend pepperoni
He's full of fail

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Merriam-Webster
look it up and you will see
one syllable, "dear"

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

He's..... full..... of..... fail

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Oh, sir, I should say
The one who is full of fail
Is you this fine day!

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Merriam-Webster
look it up and you will see
one syllable, "dear"

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Merriam-Webster
can go to hell, I know more
than that bad trash could!

Dear, you have much fail
For each word that you see here
is one beat per word.

:bounce:

It makes you happy
So I'll let the big naughty
grammar nazi drone

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

It makes you happy
So I'll let the big naughty
grammar nazi drone

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Let me spell it out
Niklas and Thermal are scum
Help, AVSM!!!

The choices we make
May all fall into their place
In a grand game plan

Vote: Nilkas

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

De-ar quite clearly

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Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I don't like to break the whole immersive aspect, but I feel I must point out that words such as "dear" are open to interpretation as to how they are pronounced due to accents, whether English is the mother tongue and other factors.

In some cases, "dear" is pronounced as a two-syllable word, in others it is pronounced in such a fashion that the second syllable isn't really a syllable at all but a demi-syllable. On occasion it can be a single syllable.

Yada, yada, yada... back on topic.

I like reading this,
The errors are amusing.
Are people counting?

Your trapped in Pizza
Hes covered you in thick cheese
you'll be baked alive.

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Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury

Your trapped in Pizza
Hes covered you in thick cheese
you'll be baked alive.

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Doom and gloom says he...
When Skynet was my system
That was a scum tell.

Pizza sets the game:
Mafia -- if you spare me
I will vote Niklas

Then he votes Niklas
For sparing him. But any
scum would do that, no?

He called his shot. So --
Pizza: why accuse the Swede
Yesterday? Please say.

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Originally Posted by Renata

Pizza sets the game:
Mafia -- if you spare me
I will vote Niklas

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If Niklas is scum
Then they fear my death because
I'll call for his head.

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Originally Posted by Renata

Then he votes Niklas
For sparing him. But any
scum would do that, no?

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If Niklas is scum
Then they fear my innocence
Here, I'm a scapegoat.

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Originally Posted by Renata

He called his shot. So --
Pizza: why accuse the Swede
Yesterday? Please say.

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Odds were much better
If I accuse innocent
Mafia kills me.

Pizza: easy lynch
townies will try to lynch me
Mafia tries hard.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

If Niklas is scum
Then they fear my death because
I'll call for his head.

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You call for his head
Anyway, don't you? You were
always going to.

What I want to know
Is whether you had a good,
or zero, reason.

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Originally Posted by Renata

You call for his head
Anyway, don't you? You were
always going to.

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Wine in front of me
If Niklas were innocent
Kill the pizzaguy

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Originally Posted by Renata

What I want to know
Is whether you had a good,
or zero, reason.

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What reason round one?
Good guess is all I can have
Niklas got so scared.

Niklas, Mercury:
No other suspects have they
Not even trying.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Wine in front of me
If Niklas were innocent
Kill the pizzaguy

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No, this is quite wrong.
The motive is otherwise.
Just think about it.

If Niklas is town:
Kill Pizza -- then lynch Niklas.
Good for mafia.

If he's mafia:
Kill Pizza -- Niklas is lynched.
Bad for mafia.

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Originally Posted by Renata

No, this is quite wrong.
The motive is otherwise.
Just think about it.

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Proven innocent,
Pizzaguy says "lynch Niklas"
And mafia wins.

However, also:
Leave Pizza alive -- dead Niklas
Bad for mafia.

If Niklas is bad,
You've proved nothing doing this.
Smart Pizza knows this.

Mafia knows it
as well. If Niklas is town:
Kill me. Mislynch twice.

Game over. Pizza,
you let this happen. Think please,
or you are not town.

Niklas is guilty
See the Chinese game: Methos
I left him alive.

Either way, big risk
but mafia plays "chicken"
to confuse Pizza.

Either I mis-lynch
Or I become the scapegoat
two ways they can win.

Look at all their posts.
Tell me they aren't focused now
On Pizza alone.

If Niklas is guilty,
No good outcome is likely
For the mafia.

But if he is not,
Then you enabled the win
And not for the town.

The question for me:
Was this deliberate by you?
Or an accident?

Or are you just right,
Niklas a scared mafia?
Right now, I think not.

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Originally Posted by Renata

If Niklas is guilty,
No good outcome is likely
For the mafia.

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That is why they fear
And must hope you all waver
they'll win "chicken" game.

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Originally Posted by Renata

But if he is not,
Then you enabled the win
And not for the town.

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Prefer to choose lynch
Townie Pizza does, most times.
No bandwagon, here.

I see you goading
Niklas last night -- set up "cause"
to point a finger.

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Originally Posted by Renata

The question for me:
Was this deliberate by you?
Or an accident?

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With two scumbags here
Unless all townies 'wagon
We lose. Pizza: good.

Are there two killers?
If so, one mislynch right now
Ends the game. Correct?

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Originally Posted by Renata

Or are you just right,
Niklas a scared mafia?
Right now, I think not.

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Respect your viewpoint
I do Renata, but here
Lynch Pizza is loss.

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Originally Posted by Renata

Are there two killers?
If so, one mislynch right now
Ends the game. Correct?

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Niklas, Mercury
They only want Pizza dead
That's your mis-lynch, friends.

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Originally Posted by Renata

I see you goading
Niklas last night -- set up "cause"
to point a finger.

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Set up "chicken" game
Mafia cannot resist
townies always flinch.

Living pizzaguy
two mafia votes on him
One mistake loses.

Mafia game is:
Let pizzaguy talk and talk
soon, he looks scummy.

:laugh4:

I do see that, but
The set-up reeks of scummy
And that points to you.

I've said my piece, and
I need to sleep now. Good night.
Have fun arguing.

Two votes for Pizza,
And two more for Niklas, yes?
Market must decide.

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Originally Posted by Renata

I do see that, but
The set-up reeks of scummy
And that points to you.

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That is the whole point.
No logic on pizza's side
beats town fear of him.

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Originally Posted by Secura

Two votes for Pizza,
And two more for Niklas, yes?
Market must decide.

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Secura, Market
Are you innocent? Think how
Two scums must vote now.

Market voted third
The tally is three to two
Secura my friend.

:bow:

If Pizza is clean
odds are 2 in 3 that scums
are voting as one

...Not standing apart
There's no reason to do so
they'd just lynch Pizza

So if Secura
or AVSM are clean
Bet: other is too.

On the other hand
If Niklas and Merc are clean
Both scums follow me.

But they don't seem clean
Only focused on Pizza
No other suspects.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

That is the whole point.
No logic on pizza's side
beats town fear of him.

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The logic, you see
Is not so much on your side
That is my whole point.

Logic is indeed
not a friend of Pizza guy,
which he likely knows.