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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Mercury you fool
    A foolish foolish fool, you
    I am no scumbag.
    Why Repetition?
    Your vocabulary hurts
    It really is bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    Why Repetition?
    Your vocabulary hurts
    It really is bad

    Why? So you will learn
    I am a scapegoat, you fool
    You foolish fool, you!
    #Winstontoostrong
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    In fact sir, the word
    'Dear' is sometimes said as
    One whole syllable.
    Last edited by Secura; 04-18-2010 at 23:53. Reason: Syntax
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    In fact sir, the word
    'Dear' is often said as
    One whole syllable.
    "Secura, my dear"
    -That is five whole syllables.
    Now lynch Niklas please!
    #Winstontoostrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niklas View Post
    Hmm, to break the tie
    or not to break the tie here?
    That is the question...
    A sudden vote change
    From the top hat wearing one
    Most suspicious, no?

    vote: Niklas
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    Niklas, he is scum!
    How do I know this? Listen:
    He votes... for pizza.
    #Winstontoostrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    Why Repetition?
    Your vocabulary hurts
    It really is bad
    Thermal Mercury
    You like to skate through minis
    Say more, guilty scum!


    #Winstontoostrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    In fact sir, the word
    'Dear' is sometimes said as
    One whole syllable.
    De-ar quite clearly
    Don't defend pepperoni
    He's full of fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    De-ar quite clearly
    Don't defend pepperoni
    He's full of fail
    Merriam-Webster
    look it up and you will see
    one syllable, "dear"
    #Winstontoostrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    He's..... full..... of..... fail
    Oh, sir, I should say
    The one who is full of fail
    Is you this fine day!
    #Winstontoostrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Merriam-Webster
    look it up and you will see
    one syllable, "dear"
    Merriam-Webster
    can go to hell, I know more
    than that bad trash could!

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    Dear, you have much fail
    For each word that you see here
    is one beat per word.


    #Winstontoostrong
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    It makes you happy
    So I'll let the big naughty
    grammar nazi drone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    It makes you happy
    So I'll let the big naughty
    grammar nazi drone
    Let me spell it out
    Niklas and Thermal are scum
    Help, AVSM!!!
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    The choices we make
    May all fall into their place
    In a grand game plan

    Vote: Nilkas
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    WELCOME TO AVSM
    Cool store, bro! I want some ham.
    No ham, pepsi.
    They make deli slices of frozen pepsi now? Awesome!
    You also need to purchase a small freezer for storage of your pepsi.
    It runs on batteries. You'll need a few.
    Uhh, I guess I won't have pepsi then. Do you have change for a twenty?
    You can sift through the penny jar
    ALL WILL BE CONTINUED

    - Proud Horseman of the Presence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    De-ar quite clearly
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    I don't like to break the whole immersive aspect, but I feel I must point out that words such as "dear" are open to interpretation as to how they are pronounced due to accents, whether English is the mother tongue and other factors.

    In some cases, "dear" is pronounced as a two-syllable word, in others it is pronounced in such a fashion that the second syllable isn't really a syllable at all but a demi-syllable. On occasion it can be a single syllable.

    Yada, yada, yada... back on topic.
    "Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."

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    I like reading this,
    The errors are amusing.
    Are people counting?
    Days since the Apocalypse began
    "We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
    "Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."

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    Your trapped in Pizza
    Hes covered you in thick cheese
    you'll be baked alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
    Your trapped in Pizza
    Hes covered you in thick cheese
    you'll be baked alive.
    Doom and gloom says he...
    When Skynet was my system
    That was a scum tell.
    #Winstontoostrong
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    Pizza sets the game:
    Mafia -- if you spare me
    I will vote Niklas

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    Then he votes Niklas
    For sparing him. But any
    scum would do that, no?

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    He called his shot. So --
    Pizza: why accuse the Swede
    Yesterday? Please say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renata View Post
    Pizza sets the game:
    Mafia -- if you spare me
    I will vote Niklas
    If Niklas is scum
    Then they fear my death because
    I'll call for his head.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renata View Post
    Then he votes Niklas
    For sparing him. But any
    scum would do that, no?
    If Niklas is scum
    Then they fear my innocence
    Here, I'm a scapegoat.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renata View Post
    He called his shot. So --
    Pizza: why accuse the Swede
    Yesterday? Please say.
    Odds were much better
    If I accuse innocent
    Mafia kills me.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    Pizza: easy lynch
    townies will try to lynch me
    Mafia tries hard.
    #Winstontoostrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    If Niklas is scum
    Then they fear my death because
    I'll call for his head.
    You call for his head
    Anyway, don't you? You were
    always going to.

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    What I want to know
    Is whether you had a good,
    or zero, reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renata View Post
    You call for his head
    Anyway, don't you? You were
    always going to.
    Wine in front of me
    If Niklas were innocent
    Kill the pizzaguy
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renata View Post
    What I want to know
    Is whether you had a good,
    or zero, reason.

    What reason round one?
    Good guess is all I can have
    Niklas got so scared.
    #Winstontoostrong
    #Montytoostronger

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