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Statistically speaking, there is an 82% chance a joke will be continued well past the point it is funny.
So much hate, so much statistics, even before the game has started! What is this!
No, please no.Quote:
Originally Posted by SoulBlade
By the way, khaan, I tried to badger Double A into playing and he said he'd signed up by pm, but I don't see him in your list.
This is madness!Quote:
Originally Posted by SoulBlade
(Cue continue lame jokes)
No worries, he's in. Just a bit of uncertainty at first as to his schedule at the very beginning, but that looks like it won't be a problem now.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
Alright, well, I suppose 39 is pretty close to 40. Give me about 2 to 3 hours and I'll start getting role pms sent. Game will be beginning tonight. Any last second signups, this is pretty much the last second.
One fencer nails the other in the nuts during a bout.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
The ref asks, "Lame'?"
He replies, "That's the point!"
Woohoo! I don't have anything to do tonight, so I'm very glad this one is starting shortly.
:bounce:
Same here! Wanna team up? :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Renata
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
OK, I'll be your 40th. :bow:
now I know who deserves the first vote :DQuote:
Originally Posted by n0rg3 Roink
.. If you are Reenk Roink :(
Ah, excellent. Just in time, Reenk. Signups are officially closed.
"Also, The Aristocrats."Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaropolk
Lame Jokes?
OK!
*ahem*
....................
A baby seal walks into a club.
FIN.
Excellent!
Hahahaha, because seals have fins. Excellent joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thefluffyone93
A preist and a rabbi walk into a bar. The preist says "ouch," and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"
This tale begins in the throne room of Angra Mainyu's great palace, in Babylon. A young man with dark,
scraggly hair stumbled in past the sentries and fell before Mainyu, who sat in his golden throne. “My lord, the diviners have discovered... it is time!” Mainyu grinned.
“Excellent. I was beginning to wonder if they would come at all.” Mainyu stood from his throne, raising his dark hands to the ceiling. He closed his eyes, whispering to himself, clenching his hands. The air around him crackled with red lightning. A small, opaque, blood red sphere materialized around his hands, and in a flash, expanded, expanding through the walls as though a ghost. Mainyu opened his eyes once more, turning to the sentries. “Order twenty four. Now.”
Three hours later, throne room was filled with all manner of gods and demons and people, whispering amongst each other in confusion. Angra Mainyu stood at the throne, held his hands high, and proclaimed in a booming voice, “Welcome...welcome. Please, everyone, help me welcome our visitors. Those gathered muttered to themselves a bit, still confused. “You may have noticed the red barrier I erected in the city. That is because the time of reckoning is upon us. The nefarious agents of the Netherworld and the Heavens are standing here, right amongst us, in disguise. My diviners have detected their presence, and they have fallen for my trap. Now, with nowhere to go, we shall exterminate them, one by one, and slowly squeeze the life from them!”
“However, I am, if nothing, a generous ruler. Heavens, Netherworld, I want you to make the first move. Everyone, I have arranged residences just outside the palace, but still inside the barrier. Night is very nearly upon us. Go, rest yourselves for the night. Tomorrow, we shall convene here. Make your move, scum....I wait with baited breath.”
BEGIN NIGHT ONE! I WOULD LIKE ORDERS WITHIN 24 HOURS.
Alive:
Andres
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
Believer
Beskar
B_Ray
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical Hero
Dcmort
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Double A
Earthling
Fluffy
Johnhughthom
GeneralHankerchief
Glyphz
God Emperor
Ironside
Khazaar
Reenk
Renata
Riedquat
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
SoulBlade
TheLastDays
TinCow
Tratorix
Visorslash
Warman
Woad&fangs
White Eyes
Yaropolk
Zach
Yay! The chaos has begun!
:2thumbsup: :bounce: :operator: :gossip: :argue:
Well who's the random first day lynch gonna be this time?
I believe we have a volunteer. :devilish:Quote:
Originally Posted by dcmort93
As I've always proposed in every group vote, everyone should vote himself and let anarchy rule XD
No one ever did, but hey this isn't a funny world :P
Just joking, HF everyone ^^
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Originally Posted by Arjos
Well I know who I am voting for......
Vote: FluffyoneQuote:
Originally Posted by Thefluffyone93
Because you're not fluffy enough for me anymore.
Vote: ATPGQuote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Trying to vote during the night phase, scummy.
Muahahahhaha just to note that one way or another some are already voting themselves, yes CHAOS! XD
Unvote, vote: TraitorixQuote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
For trying to vote me for voting during the night phase, scummy. Also, being a traitor.
I really wish I had thought of that unfortunate misspelling before I picked this name. :bigcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
*Sniff*Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
That hurts, Pizza, that really hurts...
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE YOUR QUOTES OUT OF MY SIG!!
WHY AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU PIZZA, WHY?!?
WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS GO TO EVERYONE SHOWING YOUR VARIETY OF MEATS!?!
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You could always go back to Brave Sir Robin. :smoking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
It had underscores, which meant half the time when people tried to send me pms it didn't work. Besides, once you've graduated from highschool you start to realize just how played out Monty Python references are.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Now don't you have a game commentary you should be working on? :whip:
I hate you. :bigcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
Get back to work, put this off any longer and we'll make you change your name to General "R.R." Hankerchief. :smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Why would you do this to me Khaan...
Same here...
Alright, doesn't matter, all scum please raise your hands. Let's get this over with. Yes, I'm also talking about you little third party that wants to emerge once the regular Mafia is down :yes:
I PLAY!
Visorslash :beam: ! hello :)
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Vote: Visorslash
It's already been three hours and we've barely any players voting. :whip: Wake up! Wake up sleepyheads!
I had a splendid idea for this particular game. Suppose we "lynch" the player who gets the most votes by the end of each round. I think we might be able to get rid of the mafia that way.
It's night pizza
Actually, pizza on bagels is a fairly common breakfast or lunch entree. You can enjoy pizza anytime, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by dcmort93
Here you go, meanie. Since you pestered me so much about this I expect a reply in the thread at the very least. :viking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
The lame humour, it feels so right :tongue:
YOU PLAY?Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
This is pure genius! Let's vote about it, everyone who agrees votes Pizzaguy, and anyone who doesn't agree doesn't vote (obviously)!Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
I think we should lynch dcmort for provoking this response. I always wanted to see someone "hanged on a comma" like Lynne Truss mentions in Eats, shoots and leaves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Which is also a great joke, by the way. A panda enters a restaurant and orders two sandwiches. When they're served, it gulps them down, draws a pistol and fires it into the air and turns to leave. The waiter goes "what was that about?" and the panda produces a badly-punctuated dictionary before leaving.
"Panda, large mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
HE PLAY!
SHE PLAY? :eyebrows:
Not sheep lay, by the way. That's completely different. You're disgusting.
I wonder if I'll get killed during the first night. I always wondered how that felt.
Bad Pizza! You know very well I'm not allowed to reply to this with vaguely racistic insults aimed at a clearly defined minority.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
*scribbles*Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLastDays
Dangit, that was my joke.
If you think that sheep joke was disgusting, then go ahead and say it. Say "ewe".
Ponies?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Hello God Emperor! :P
Kill: God Emperor
He's trying to kill our God Emperor! This man is clearly scum!Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
Scum at me bro. :P
I'd say in the context of this game "God Emperor" is probably Mafia-aligned. That means Visor is a vigilante. PRO TOWN ROLE! All doctors save Visor! :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
^^
Visorslash is lynched the next day.
No no, I've read through the first two Netherworld games. In these games you just claim pro town role and you will never be lynched :yes:
But this is Visorslash we're talking about here.
As long as you don't claim Mafia you should be fine.
I'm mafia.
I know.
I'm sorry. I can't help myself.
Then let me help you ... *slaps*!
*Colour rises in cheeks*
Wait a second, I'm NOT mafia!!!
(Still lynched.)
Who do you think you are, Sean Connery?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Hypothetically speaking, if you were the doctor, who would you protect the first night? I am just curious.
I hope you're not being serious.
UNTRUE.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLastDays
Don't fall for this, bro. I did that in Netherworld 2, and they lynched me. And I was a reviver role, too.
Well, I had to kill one person in order to revive another, but still. I was pro-town!
EDIT: By the way, I'm the roleblocker. :clown:
Yeah but you claimed it badly :tongue:
THE PEN IS MIGHTIER!Quote:
Originally Posted by classical_hero
Forget about the price, I have to know, does it work, Trebek? Because if it does, I'll take two!
At least you survived the first night...I was killed instantly and had a good role too.:mean:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix
Damn you, CCRunner!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLastDays
Did you go nanners or what is happening?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Wait - Is TLD CCRunner?Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Why all this talk about nothing? :p you haven't even casted a vote yet DE! .. I will make you suffer :beam:
Unvote; Vote: Diamondeye
You're all ugly.
*Insert Yo' Momma joke here*Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
No. CCRunner is CCRunner. But he pulled the "oh sure I am a vigilante" last Netherworld. And then he was an SK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
I was mafia (surprise?) so it wasn't that I cared about that particular distinction but he also killed half of my team.
It's night. We're supposed to be killing, not voting.Quote:
Originally Posted by God Emperor
I mean, the mafia are, anyway.
If you don't mind my asking, sir, who do you plan on killing tonight? I only ask out of curiosity, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
TheLastDays.
These will be his last days.
I think we should axe the pizza guy. vote: ATPG
Ponies!Quote:
Originally Posted by Believer
I'm still seeing a few unread role pms, and am in need of a fair number of orders still. I'm going to extend the round 12 hours.
Trebek, I pose a conundrum to you. A riddle, if you will. What has four legs, eats grass, and moos?Quote:
Originally Posted by Thefluffyone93
Order's coming right up. :7chef:Quote:
Originally Posted by issaikhaan