Tips on how to attract a girl

Coming from a guy who has expirience with money... yeah, pretty much if you don't resemble George Clooney or Matt Damon or some other handsome international personality your pretty much f*cked from getting the knock-you-on -your-a** Girls. Having that said not all women are looking for money, expiriment first, everyone is different, I hate generalizations, my last real girlfriend couldn't have cared less about how much money me or my family had.. it just wasn't important to her(and btw she was pretty smoking hot)... some chicks like deep people. My problem... I tend to be a little to shallow and vain on the surface, but you have to remind yourselves that someone with a good intellectual understanding is better for you, dumb people deserve dumb people, and if your a deep thinker like most of you people here, sometimes a stimulating conversation can be a good buffer between the sex, after all you won't be doing that with her all your life.

I just club them over the head and drag them into my cave. ~;)

No wonder you've been in prison Gawain. ~D

I think you guys misunderstand being an asshole. It's not like you go up ther and badmouth them to death for no reason. It's more subtle. Like you don't care about their feelings, you don't do them any favors, and you don't tell them the truth. If you do they'll treat you like a doormat. Take it from a guy with experience on this, don't open yourself up, to anyone, not even your friends, because chances are they are going to use that against you the near future.

Are you saying women like being abused? Well they do as far as boy friends go. They tend to marry the well to do ones though. ~;) Didnt you ever wonder how some of these guys got such gorgeous wives?

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Take it from a guy with experience on this, don't open yourself up, to anyone, not even your friends, because chances are they are going to use that against you the near future.

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You must have some really terrible friends. I'd trust mine with my life.

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Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny

They tend to marry the well to do ones though. ~;) Didnt you ever wonder how some of these guys got such gorgeous wives?

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Occasionally, yes. But it doesn't matter, I'm not waiting till 'm 30 to get laid. :furious3:

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Originally Posted by BKS

You must have some really terrible friends. I'd trust mine with my life.

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Right...

Today I'm only open with one of my friends, the rest can all die for all I care, because whenever they are given any sort of information that is sensitive they WILL use it against you, and that's the worst thing you can do to someone who has trusted you. And 99% of people will do this, from both sexes. Maybe I'm just unlucky and have only been aqauinted to weesels, but hey, that's life.

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Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince

Take it from a guy with experience on this, don't open yourself up, to anyone, not even your friends, because chances are they are going to use that against you the near future.

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True, true. I learned that the hard way. :no: Of course I'm talking of revealing my intentions -- and before I knew it they reached her and she steeled herself against me -- no matter how smooth I tried things.

But my best friends, my homies? Indeed -- trust them with my life as they can trust their's with me.

But lying about what you are does not work. Trust me -- I've seen it, and couldn't help having a snicker or two. ~;)

I know what you mean BP. ~:)
I lost so many friends for so different reasons (sometimes just the distance) I tend to care only about the really good ones.

My $0.02:

1. Don't be sycophantic, especially if she's hot. Be polite and charming, but have some respect for yourself.

2. Be confident. Don't doubt yourself, or talk yourself down. Avoid negativity overall (at least in the initial stages). Don't bignote yourself too much either. This comes across very badly.

3. Accurately gauge what is appropriate behaviour for a particular woman. Some guys can get away with inappropriate behaviour and language, but most chicks will add it straight to their sleaze files.

4. Put some effort into the way you look. For some reason, they respect this.

5. Identify what is interesting to her. Don't bend her ear with crap.

6. Be as genuine as possible. Lies usually get exposed at some point.

Find creative ways to say she is beautiful. Don't describe her in a sexy way unless it's the right mood to do so.

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Originally Posted by Roark

My $0.02:

1. Don't be sycophantic, especially if she's hot. Be polite and charming, but have some respect for yourself.

2. Be confident. Don't doubt yourself, or talk yourself down. Avoid negativity overall (at least in the initial stages). Don't bignote yourself too much either. This comes across very badly.

3. Accurately gauge what is appropriate behaviour for a particular woman. Some guys can get away with inappropriate behaviour and language, but most chicks will add it straight to their sleaze files.

4. Put some effort into the way you look. For some reason, they respect this.

5. Identify what is interesting to her. Don't bend her ear with crap.

6. Be as genuine as possible. Lies usually get exposed at some point.

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You are wise beyond your years my friend. Whatever your age.

Drive a Land Rover. It makes them think you're sophisticated, yet adventurous.

Plus, all the gadgets really turn them on. One time my street truck was in the shop and I had to drive my offroad truck to the store and when I came out this girl was just staring at my snorkel. She asked what it was for and we got into a conversation about camping and the outdoors and I ended up with her number.. as usual I never followed through though.. :shame:

Anyway, cars seem to be good ways of attracting attention and getting things started if you can find a venue to display yourself and your car in the same setting.

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Originally Posted by The Wizard

Voigt: Ah yes, the old gentleman's reaction to refusal. Works like a charm ~D

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~;)

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Dunno about the number four though. I've seen friends go around a disco doing exactly what you said -- and getting no play. But, then again, his game wasn't that advanced. Learned plenty as the silent observer though. ~;)

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True. Seen my own comment about my lame comments? ~D There are no good pick-up lines. Forget it. They’ve all been worn out. What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? Doh. ~D The best pick-up line is “Hi” or “Hello”. My name is… May I join you… Can I get you a drink?

It is the way you say that little stuff.

Guys make a mistake and if they get refused believe that their pick-up line is bad. So, they practice and then they really blow it. Hell, if she is going to shoot you down when you say “hi” to her, forget it, for what reason ever, she is not going for ya, lad. What to do? Carry on!

People that gain self-confidence, calmness and that naturally casual approach and way with women have success. If you are nervous, shy, reserved, insecure, then practice. Talk to women. Hell, I’m one of the few men that know as much about a woman as any editor of a woman’s magazine! I know their general seasons, how their bodies work, what do they like and dislike, why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything! As Sun Tsu said:

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.

If you know yourself, but not your enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.

If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”


So, get to know yourself and your enemy, the women. Oh, never think a woman is something dignified and exalted, angel-like creature. Pah! They are mostly worse then men!

And, contrary to all the people said here, you won’t believe what women are looking at the first. Your “behind”. I kid you not, they really do that! Why? Its not like they are going to take advantage of it once you are in bed!?! Nah, if you figure why they look at your ass, you figured a good deal about women.

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What a lame girl, really... playing is fine, but there is a limit. I'm not your ball of yarn, girl ~;)

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Oh, I let them play with me, but in bed, nowhere else! ~D

Think like a magpie / crow... they like bright shiny objects... so do girls.

So if you are confident and well dressed you will do okay.

Not that I was that confident when I asked Wasabi out to movies and a coffee... even less so when she said she couldn't because she was studying for exams...

Anyhow believe in yourself. Talk to the person. Relax and be yourself.

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Originally Posted by voigtkampf

~;)

why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything!

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So why do they group in small packs & what did they talk about ~D

My pickup line:You want to be my next ex-girlfriend?Allways starts a somekind of conversation.Seriously,just be yourself.If it doesnt work move on. :bow:

My pickup line:

Do you believe in love at first sight?!
If no, do we have to meet again?! ~D

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Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

My pickup line:

Do you believe in love at first sight?!
If no, do we have to meet again?! ~D

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Thats a good one. ~:cheers:

Be an extrovert/confident, as said by many others :bow:

Being yourself is the best advice anyone can give you to attract the opposite sex. Anything else is being a Fraud and not being honest upfront.
Being honest upfront is the most admirable quality that anyone will want in any relationship, and drastically reduces stress and hurt down the road.
So be yourself and be careful who you give your heart to.

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My pickup line:You want to be my next ex-girlfriend?Allways starts a somekind of conversation.Seriously,just be yourself.If it doesnt work move on.

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I used to live with this guy who had the best pick up line ever. He would just walk up to girls in the bar and ask if they wanted to fook. I couldnt belkieve it when I saw him say this to some gorgeous girl. She said well thats different and at least your honest and off they went. This guy got lucky almost every night. He said 9 out of 10 times he gets his face slapped but that the 10th time always made it worth the pain. ~D

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Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny

I used to live with this guy who had the best pick up line ever. He would just walk up to girls in the bar and ask if they wanted to fook. I couldnt belkieve it when I saw him say this to some gorgeous girl. She said well thats different and at least your honest and off they went. This guy got lucky almost every night. He said 9 out of 10 times he gets his face slapped but that the 10th time always made it worth the pain. ~D

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LMAO.....

Indeed, the best....

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Originally Posted by Gawain of Orkeny

I used to live with this guy who had the best pick up line ever. He would just walk up to girls in the bar and ask if they wanted to fook. I couldnt belkieve it when I saw him say this to some gorgeous girl. She said well thats different and at least your honest and off they went. This guy got lucky almost every night. He said 9 out of 10 times he gets his face slapped but that the 10th time always made it worth the pain. ~D

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True strategian.You dont have to win all the battles in order to win the war. ~;)

You must be a walking contradiction. Aggressive but passive, cold but emotional .. uh .. this is making me sick. :sick:

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Originally Posted by voigtkampf

And, contrary to all the people said here, you won’t believe what women are looking at the first. Your “behind”. I kid you not, they really do that! Why? Its not like they are going to take advantage of it once you are in bed!?! Nah, if you figure why they look at your ass, you figured a good deal about women.

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My tip no. 2 was show off your ass IIRC. I can't agree enough with you on this one. I have actually heard girls comment about how nice my ass looked behing my back. It's amazing. I don't know why they care, but they do, that's for sure.

I guess it's the same reason we care about their legs. :dizzy2:

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Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince

My tip no. 2 was show off your ass IIRC. I can't agree enough with you on this one. I have actually heard girls comment about how nice my ass looked behing my back. It's amazing. I don't know why they care, but they do, that's for sure.

I guess it's the same reason we care about their legs. :dizzy2:

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I'm inclined to agree. When I played football (american) and worked out with the rest of the team I remember our coaching telling some of the phys. ed class "what the hell are you working on your arms for? Women don't look at your arms, they look at your ass." Since I have done nothing but squats, and I am currently very very happily married. :grin:

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Originally Posted by Shadow

So why do they group in small packs & what did they talk about ~D

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I ain’t sharing the secrets of the trade! ~D

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Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince

My tip no. 2 was show off your ass IIRC. I can't agree enough with you on this one. I have actually heard girls comment about how nice my ass looked behing my back. It's amazing. I don't know why they care, but they do, that's for sure.

I guess it's the same reason we care about their legs. :dizzy2:

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"Same reason we care for their legs?"

Let me see… I stroke their legs… Kiss and bite them too…

Damn, no girl ever nibbled on my ass…

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Teddies, you know! They are a girls best friend!

Saw a programme on speed-dating a couple of nights ago on UK TV. They gave a man and a woman help from scientists that believed they had spotted some of the things that make men attractive to women and vice-versa.
The two assisted people came out with no dates out of 50 (woman) and one date out of 50 (man)! Shows you how accurate the science was!
Anyway, some of the scientific techniques you can try:
1) Don't wear aftershave / cologne, instead wear a concoction of Cucumber and Liquorice. The scientific test for this was to measure how sexually excited a woman became after smelling various things.
2) Look for someone that has the same face shape as you. This was a complete dud, people said they didn't want to date their brother / sister.
3) If a man, emphasize big shoulders and small waist. (If a woman, emphasize breasts, and have a small hip to waist ratio; as that indicates fertility... well duh!)
4) Finally, and this actually worked for men... look tall. That is it... apparently the two tall guys on the speed date got the most votes from the women, and it didn't matter what they said during their three minute conversation!

Now, where are my high heels?

[QUOTE=TonkaToys]4) Finally, and this actually worked for men... look tall. That is it... apparently the two tall guys on the speed date got the most votes from the women, and it didn't matter what they said during their three minute conversation!
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Gah, i hate being short.

Be British (proper accent, not t'Northern or Common innit) and go to America.

Simple as that. ~D

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Originally Posted by thrashaholic

Be British (proper accent, not t'Northern or Common innit) and go to America.

Simple as that. ~D

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Does that really work? I've always fancied having a crack at it, I must admit.

According to Reuter's, take her out on expensive but financially worthless dates, like for a meal or whatever. Then she will only accept if she's interested. If you buy her gifts then she might just be using you, but as you can't sell on a meal she will probably be genuine if she accepts.

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Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

Does that really work? I've always fancied having a crack at it, I must admit.

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Of course it works! No-one can resist the alluring charms of a polite well-spoken Briton, especially if you throw in a drop of dry wit and sarcasm into the equation.

I've had several foreign girls crumble at the first sound of my accent, they act shy and look at their feet (in a good way) even when I just say: "pleased to meet you". There seems to be a myth that all British men are charming gentlemen, which I strive to fulfill at every opportunity; alas most are not, but the myth perpetuates and is very useful (not that I try to exploit it in any way, that would be caddish). Unfortunately I don't travel abroad as much as I should or want to, especially considering the state of most British girls :help:

That's good. For years at school I was mocked for my accent. Vengeance will taste all the sweeter when it includes lovely American ladies besotted with my dulcid tones!

Be clean

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Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

That's good. For years at school I was mocked for my accent. Vengeance will taste all the sweeter when it includes lovely American ladies besotted with my dulcid tones!

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BKS,

No need for special accent. Your native language will do it(see Celtic tribes) ~D

Fancy giving me some lessons?! I really liked sophisticated stuff ~D

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Originally Posted by voigtkampf

Hell, I’m one of the few men that know as much about a woman as any editor of a woman’s magazine! I know their general seasons, how their bodies work, what do they like and dislike, why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything!

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Are you a woman? If not, how do you know all that stuff?

Anyway, I saw a stupid program on channel Five (UK TV) the other night about why you see beautiful women with ugly men. In the end, the only thing those idiots could come up with for a reason was "sweat". So according to them, if your "sweat" smells nice, you get girls.

It was a silly program, written by the sort of person who would likely be editing heat magazine, but other than that I've got nothing.

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Originally Posted by Silver Rusher

Are you a woman? If not, how do you know all that stuff?

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Uh, no, I’m not a woman. ~D

How did I learn all that? Years of data gathering, observing the wild in its natural habitat, shopping with them, reading their magazines, listening to them. Yeah, really, listening. You know, you look at her, open your eyes and ears and shut your mouth. Nodding helps. Also, spying on my older cousins helped a lot. Man, the stories I've heard... :help:

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Originally Posted by voigtkampf

Uh, no, I’m not a woman. ~D

How did I learn all that? Years of data gathering, observing the wild in its natural habitat, shopping with them, reading their magazines, listening to them. Yeah, really, listening. You know, you look at her, open your eyes and ears and shut your mouth. Nodding helps. Also, spying on my older cousins helped a lot. Man, the stories I've heard... :help:

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Hwo's about sharing some of them?! ~D

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Originally Posted by R'as al Ghul

Ignore her.

Seriously it will make her curious why on earth you
are not interested in her.

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That is so true.

I must have ignored hundreds of thousands, nay millions of women during my lifetime, and they are still following and stalking me in hordes, shouting 'Why aren't you interested in me?' and 'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!' ~:confused:

Easy pickings my friends, easy pickings... ~:cool:

So true.

Ignoring girls is a great way to attract them. They are so curious, which makes them easy pickings.

Unfortunately, it's hard to ignore those who are very beautiful.

Take your eyes away from their chest, ignore them and walk on! ~D

That should do enough for the "playing hard to get".

You all have it wrong. It's not about attracting a girl...

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Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan

You all have it wrong. It's not about attracting a girl...

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Then what is?! Attracting a boy?! *throws out on the keyboard*

Oh well, my simple attracting technique:
Get them to the basketball court and let them watch how you play ~D

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Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Hwo's about sharing some of them?! ~D

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And leave you messed up for life? No. ~D Trust me, you don't wanna hear them! ~D

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Originally Posted by voigtkampf

And leave you messed up for life? No. ~D Trust me, you don't wanna hear them! ~D

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Come on! How dreadful can it be?! ~D

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Originally Posted by TonkaToys

Saw a programme on speed-dating a couple of nights ago on UK TV. They gave a man and a woman help from scientists that believed they had spotted some of the things that make men attractive to women and vice-versa.
The two assisted people came out with no dates out of 50 (woman) and one date out of 50 (man)! Shows you how accurate the science was!
Anyway, some of the scientific techniques you can try:
1) Don't wear aftershave / cologne, instead wear a concoction of Cucumber and Liquorice. The scientific test for this was to measure how sexually excited a woman became after smelling various things.

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I don't think getting a girl sexually excited works in your favor if you don't look the part. Besides, women like a man who puts in a little effort and so they like to smell a good aftershave.

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Originally Posted by TonkaToys

2) Look for someone that has the same face shape as you. This was a complete dud, people said they didn't want to date their brother / sister.

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Heh, me and my girlfriend look alike enough to have been mistaken for brother and sister. It was disturbing at first I must admit.

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Originally Posted by TonkaToys

4) Finally, and this actually worked for men... look tall. That is it... apparently the two tall guys on the speed date got the most votes from the women, and it didn't matter what they said during their three minute conversation!

Now, where are my high heels?

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I could have told you that. Being short you tend to notice these things. It's funny how the tall guys never seem to realize what they've got. :dizzy2:

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Originally Posted by doc_bean

I don't think getting a girl sexually excited works in your favor if you don't look the part.

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Getting a girl sexually excited always works in your favour, my friend.

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Besides, women like a man who puts in a little effort and so they like to smell a good aftershave.

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I hate to disappoint you again, but women may be attracted just as well by the smell of sweat, engine oil, piss or heavy tobacco. Did you know what hormones and other human and animal excretions most perfumes and after shaves are based on?

That's right - you don't wanna know. ~;)

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

Getting a girl sexually excited always works in your favour, my friend.

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Not if she has 50 other guys to chose from.

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

I hate to disappoint you again, but women may be attracted just as well by the smell of sweat, engine oil, piss or heavy tobacco. Did you know what hormones and other human and animal excretions most perfumes and after shaves are based on?

That's right - you don't wanna know. ~;)

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But it's not so much the smell they're attracted to, it's the fact that you made an effort. Most women are turned off by a natural sweat smell, since they don't consider that clean, and most women do like a bit of hygiene.

Another thing they love is when you come home insanely dirty, covered in sweat and balsam tree gum that stains you black, yet you smell like a pine tree. The forest my friends. What an aphrodisiac!

:gorgeous: "What do you do?"

:disguise: "I kill trees."

:gorgeous: "That's terrible! Yet undeniably alluring, and he does smell really good."

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Originally Posted by TonkaToys

1) Don't wear aftershave / cologne, instead wear a concoction of Cucumber and Liquorice. The scientific test for this was to measure how sexually excited a woman became after smelling various things.

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A woman getting sexually excited over cucumber? Oh wait... :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane

A woman getting sexually excited over cucumber? Oh wait... :mellow:

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It's the Liquorice I can't figure out... :thinking:

:smitten: mmm... Liquorice:smitten:

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Originally Posted by strike for the south

:smitten: mmm... Liquorice:smitten:

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Strike for the South, are you, perchance, a woman of the female persuasion? If so, will you please enlighten us -- yes Mods, I am formulating as clinically neutral as I can here -- with regard to the main or secondary hormonal effects of said candy?

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Tip:

Don't throw up on her.

You ask - do you like animals?

She will most probably say - yes!

Then you say - what about trouser snakes?

She will most likely have a responce like - oooh! what's a trouser snake?

Then you do the inevitable, you pull your 'thing' out. Job well done. ~D



BP! :egypt:

no just a guy who likes hormonal foods i guess ~D

8% of the time this works all the time. ~;) For all us schoolmates out there sit behind a lady and say "now im not weird or anything but i've always wanted to touch/smell your hair" and don't i repeat don't break eye contact your bound to get a reaction ~:cheers:

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Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Then what is?! Attracting a boy?! *throws out on the keyboard*

Oh well, my simple attracting technique:
Get them to the basketball court and let them watch how you play ~D

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Sorry, I'll rephrase that.
It's not about attracting; it's about...

Oh... I get the picture...

Any more tips?!
I have a friend near me right now, which was bewitched by a girl, my ex girlfriend :laugh4:

He's really desperate and he needs help....

Seriously, being a jerk or an asshole is really helpful, as long as you're not looking for a 'wife' but only for a 'girl'.

Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is the saddest thread of all time!!!!! :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

Yep.

Anyways, make em laugh and if you aren't sure, don't bother. Nothing worse than successfully pulling a bird only to find out you don't actually like em all that much once you get to know em really well.

And be more interested in spending time with them than trying to chat them up. Friendship is the basis of the best relationships. Which is why my ex's all want to kill me.

my 2 cents, just dont be some boring self loathing sap... no-one likes a loser :p


actually, im a musician, i look like one too, i work in a supermarket, and have a fan club that always comes in, been asked out while i was working, had long hair, have short hair, etc

anyway, women arent too fussed on looks, my trick is the Enigma, im just one big mystery to girls, and it works, cus they want to find out more, but you have to give it to them in doses, one thing women do love is suprises and mystery. but be careful when your playing the enigma, let on too much and it will ruin it, dont let on enough early and they might lose intrest before you have them.
Apart form that, if there are girls you are interested in, dont try spend a lot of time with them in conversation, just small exchanges work best, keep them witty, and not too deep, and move on after 2-3 minutes, it might kill you cus u want to talk to them more, but hopefully it will arouse intrest and do just the same for them, keep this up for a month, week, or the evening, depending on the situation, then pull out the moves, get thier number, ask them out.

The trick is to get a girl to want to see more of you, and the best way to do that is to bait them here and there, give them a nibble, but then deny them a bite, eventually, if timed right youll either have them, or if u mess it up, they will just get extremly frustrated and angry XD

but once again i repeat DO NOT BE SOME SLEF PITY STORY (women hate that, had a friend who tried that on sooo many girls, all of them were his friends by the end, just none ever wanted to go out with him)

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Originally Posted by AdrianII

That is so true.

I must have ignored hundreds of thousands, nay millions of women during my lifetime, and they are still following and stalking me in hordes, shouting 'Why aren't you interested in me?' and 'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!' ~:confused:

Easy pickings my friends, easy pickings... ~:cool:

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LOL. ~D
See, I told you so.

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'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!'

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This one looks also promising. ~;)

I've another good tip:
Try all the above tips on a single girl....

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Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is the saddest thread of all time!!!!! :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

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Really?

I thought this one was...

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=51691

But maybe that's just me. ~;)

Beirut,

You give me chills. When I saw you replied to the thread, I thought you closed my best thread!!!! :laugh4:

Oh well, these have been useful tips... Now, let's go and conquer girls...

"We come. We see. We conquer" - Julius Ceasar

IMHO it doesn't really matter what you do or what you say. If a girl likes you you can talk all kinds of crap and still get some honey...

My pickup line: "Hi, I m George. U r not from around here, correct? Follow me, I 'll show you around! I know the best places here.." Joy style. Never failed me with the Ausies.

Adopt a French accent. I go to a French school where I live, so I could fool anyone in England. Was also very succesful with the girls.

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Originally Posted by Ashen

Yep.

Anyways, make em laugh and if you aren't sure, don't bother. Nothing worse than successfully pulling a bird only to find out you don't actually like em all that much once you get to know em really well.

And be more interested in spending time with them than trying to chat them up. Friendship is the basis of the best relationships. Which is why my ex's all want to kill me.

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Hi Ashen! Remember me, the .totalromer?

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Originally Posted by King Henry V

Adopt a French accent. I go to a French school where I live, so I could fool anyone in England. Was also very succesful with the girls.

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Maybe that's why French is called the language of love ~;)

Whenever I do a french accent, it always sounds like I'm taking the piss out of them. Then again, most of the time I am ~D

However, this does not alter my opinion of the French!

Nor does mine....

But, still, we have to learn it, if we want beautiful girls holding our hand. ~D

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Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Nor does mine....

But, still, we have to learn it, if we want beautiful girls holding our hand. ~D

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Nah, if you REALLY want beautiful girls holding your hand, no language beats Italian. Remember what Charles V said? "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse". So, coming from one of the greatest (meh) Holy Roman Emperors, you should also speak German when you want to pull a horse. :laugh4:

Well the truth is if you want someone trully worthwhile then nothing beats being yourself. They can only love you for who you are, if they don't then it's not worth it.

Memorize Ovid, Goethe, and Lord Byron poems, it doesn't hurt. It's a very nice way to show you like them. ~:) Better then flowers if you ask me. You have to make them feel like flowers because you feel that that's what you are. It's not pretentious if that's what you actually feel about them. It's not a trick it's just a way to do it.

Guess these tips are suited for when you are 16,17 or 18. Not now, when you are 14. ~D

Doesn't work now.

Oh well, I laughed at that very much.... "German for my horse" :laugh4:
As for Italian, true. Italian, Spanish and French rule.

Just sweat out your pheromone and let her do her thing. If she doesn't, then just be friendly towards her. Give her space so that you don't frighten her.

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Originally Posted by Goofball

Let me get this straight:

You're asking a bunch of patrons of an online wargaming discussion forum for tips on how to pick up women?

You might have better luck asking the patrons at the next Star Trek convention...

~:smoking:

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Hahahahahaha, how true.

Anyway, my advice would be

1. Make her laugh
2. Get her drunk
3. Take her home

Simple