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when playing as the french, the general was saying about the english..
"they have no decent food, no beautiful women, and the devil himself would be ashamed to have them in hell!" ,
it was just funny tho in the french accent and all.. plus it was more too but i forget the rest
I always half expected the french taunts to be something like this.
"How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in
your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-
clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing
behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of
second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers
of other people's bottoms! And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!"
Yeah, haven't played with the french, but they definitely needed some "mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" quotes...
"Do not come back, or I shall taunt you a second time..ah..."
these should happen when you are the french and your castle/fortress/citadel is being sieged by the english.
I wish they did :P
For anyone who's interested there is a 'Xenophobia' mod in the following downloads category:
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/downl...at&id=7&page=3
It uses localised voiceovers from French, German (etc) versions of the game to give you the native language of certain factions in game.
I love it when the HRE general says "It it time to crush the schwein" (time to crush the pig...how nice of him :laugh4: )
I had an interesting speech from my Venetian heir before a battle. The man was clearly frustrated and use the term “Ass weasels” several times, then something about drinking from chamber pots. Finally at the end he said something…”Ass [pause]…” I swear, I thought he was going to use the F word, “Those ass *****” (turned out to be monkeys). I wish he would of, I would have giggle like a little school girl. I don’t remember what his virtues were, but he was clearly frustrated and didn’t like Sicilians :no: .
Has the English Voice Actor been changed for 1.2?
I only asked because I've never noticed before how down right nasty he sounds. In fact, the last English nobleman that landed in Northern Spain was so down right rude and snearing in his responses to my diplomats that it almost became a personal grudge to kill him. There seem to be two voice actors, one upper class type and this bloke who sounds like an egotistical thug.
Only the default factions, Portugal and the Italian factions have long speeches. The others have short speeches. I am actually unsure for Denmark, but I assume they do not have long speeches.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kraggenmor
Tschüß!
Erich
That's not fair ... Hungary is such fun to play but the sermon-like speeches are so dull... If I wanted to go to Mass, I'll go to church and not in front of my PC...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fußball
Although the Scottish speeches are still the best in the game. Just one liners, but great....Quote:
Originally Posted by Fußball
I think we need more Pythonesc concepts added to the game.
Perhaps the family members in charge of armies should bounce along making a coconut 'click-clopping' noise when you move them. Most of the agents already seem to be fully paid up members of the Ministry of Funny Walks.
Well here is one where he recommends a book before battle:
https://img71.imageshack.us/img71/84...bookxl1.th.jpg
:shocked:
The Scotts do have some great one-liners. Although my friend was slightly disappointed when I told him they only have one-liners, o well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moah
Tschüß!
Erich
once when I was playing rome the egyptions said (in diplomacy) "all your base are belong to us"
With the Byzantium Empire the general said something like: 'it is a shame that such a rich nation can't afford fresh linen, I already smell them her' (in fact it was an better sentence but he was of course reference that the do it in their pants for the enemy)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheManWhoWasn'tThere
the danes sound like ppl from the middleeast... they truly have done a great job there ...:S
danes have the same voice as russians I think, and that's just wrong :(
Ive had that too. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellenic_Hoplite
I know I have no idea Why the Danes sound Slavic. I would have taken the HRE accent for the danes before the russian!
apology ahead if someone mentioned this already.
not sure if anyone has this. I had a battle with the english commander, who is completely insane (foreign fruitcake, insane, and just about half the insane trait which i cant remember)
all i remembered is that he ordered "green fairies will lead the attack, and the pink angels follow" etc... weird. i had problem starting battle, on the accounts that i had fallen off my chair, which is due to me laughing too hard.
yeah, the green fairies were successful in their attack :-) and due for promotion. that is the reason why i start using men-in-green-tights (sherwood archers) :gathering:
i will put a spare commander into the city-of-sin and rebel/low piety regions again just to see if he would go nuts. or maybe i will cheat and just give him traits.
https://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?...ephantscf1.jpg
here it is.
now, i wish i have ANY elephants, even if it is a pink one.
and no, i didnt managed to get him insane. just that there was 3 egyptians assassins taking potshots with him for 6 turns that drove him mad. i didnt have proper assassins that could remove them for a while.
Err... look who's talking! If you can't tell the difference between a Russian/Eastern European accent and a Middle-Eastern accent, I don't think you are the right person to point finger. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
As Per Ole says, Denmark has same accent as Russians, and that is really a shame. There has been another (or possibly several other) thread on this before. As said then, given the current sortiment of accents in the game, it would have been much more appropriate to give danes same accent as HRE (as pointed out by Heraklios), which are linguistically closest to Denmark.
Why did you resurrect a thread that died before you joined, it is a bad practice.
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