Man, I was going to try this.
Break into tears and blubber about how uncomfortable the helmet is. Rip it off and throw it at the doctor, then pick up your chair and hit Angela with it. If applicable, turn green and grow a great deal in stature.
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Man, I was going to try this.
Break into tears and blubber about how uncomfortable the helmet is. Rip it off and throw it at the doctor, then pick up your chair and hit Angela with it. If applicable, turn green and grow a great deal in stature.
Hey hey hey, we may have a chance with this babe, let's not blow it and kill her, especially since we're assisting with some euthanasia right now.
Yes! Let's lay into him. Let out some pent up frustration. If he falls unconcious then we will stop.
How about -
Rip of his ears, and using your thumbs, shove them down his mouth as you push in his eyes using your ring fingers and knee him in the groin until you hear his pelvis cave in.
I can add more if we need it, not sure we would...
He said nothing about knocking him out... >_>Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
I don't even know why you people are acting like psychotic maniacs who need to be locked up in a cage for the rest of your lives.
He told us to kill him, what do you suggest instead we do?
I suggest we ASK WHY!!!
If I told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
The question is - how far is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
So wait, some guy who we have reason to suspect has just killed two people in exactly the same situation as us has asked us to do something (never mind what), and you can't think of anything better than just going along with what he says?Quote:
He told us to kill him, what do you suggest instead we do?
It may be too late already, but we need to find out what's going on here. Angela is standing behind us, she was fiddling with something. Two people went into this room by the only door, those two people never left but are nowhere to be seen. There's a closet with a shoelace hanging out of it!
I suggest we take the helmet off, and without warning get up and take a step towards a corner so that we can see Angela and the man at the same time, preferably standing closer to the door.
If Angela is only holding a clipboard, then we have lost nothing, we simply say that the helmet gave us a shock and that's why we reacted that way.
If she's holding a needle or a gun or anything suspicious, we can get out of there.
Anyone agree?
I can see we have no "use your actions carefully" people on this...:no:
Why not just "disarm" the girl?:juggle2:
The real question is, how should we kill him? I'd like to suggest some intense bludgeoning, followed by some gouging
I think we lost due to the fact some crazy people decided it was "Ready to Rumble", count me out of this.
Well I'll try this anyway:
Take the helmet off, and without warning get up and take a step towards a corner so that we can see Angela and the man at the same time, preferably standing closer to the door.
Whilst doing this say that the helmet gave us a shock. Be ready to react immediately to what we may see in Angela's hand.
How are we crazy? We are doing as asked, and required by this psychological experiment. To act as you would suggest would be to behave as if paranoid, as if crazy. As far as we know, everything is completely normal.
You headbutt Dr. Cole, knocking him on the ground and visibly bleeding him. However, you do not knock him out. He makes no attempt to get up, only regarding you from the floor for several long seconds. Finally, he speaks.
"Perhaps you misunderstood me," he says, still on the ground. "I am asking you to kill me, not injure me. Do so or you forfeit the $50."
Roar a cheesy catch-phrase, preferably of your own invention, and attack Angela, (Although don't go so far as to kill her)
Because, of course, we have nothing to be paranoid about, and it's perfectly normal to follow orders during an experiment which has apparently caused all previous participants to disappear.
I'm not following orders. I'm committing a criminal offence.
:laugh4:
Screw it, let's just infiltrate a military base and nuke North Korea or something.
Oh, I know... let's blow up the UN building.
Well, I have tons of information on the economy of North Korea in a big pile next to me, so I could make sure that we nuke the most valuable targets :yes:
That's great... now GH, where is the nearest nuclear missile site? We're in Arizona, so I assume pretty close.
Turning away from Dr. Cole, you roar "Stealth! ...as an eagle!!!" and charge Angela. You never get there, however, as a jolt of electricity running through your head has you on the ground, twitching. As the shock wears off, you're wondering what in God's name "Stealth! ...as an eagle!!!" means. You also see Dr. Cole standing up, discussing something with Angela.
"...think we can file this under the "uncooperatives" category," you make out Angela saying.
"I'm not so sure," Dr. Cole says, "it still demonstrates something. Human tendency to improvise when something isn't right."
"He's listening," Angela says, and the two of them both stare at you. Angela takes a pre-emptive step back.
How about asking him what this test is for and also say that I don't see any weapons to use in this room? :p
Take the helmet off, open the closet. Ask for a glass of camelsmilk since you got thirsty.
Before I finish this game, I will fire an ICBM at the Kaesong Free Trade Zone
EDIT: Oh, and we're boned
Seconded times a million.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mithrandir
Look at it this way.
If we're unusable, we're :daisy:ing dead, I think that much is clear.
The bimbo couldn't kill him, and neither could the young dude. I say we at least try to spare the old man's life, even if it's at the cost of us being a part of something worse.
If our choices right now are "Get shot in the head and die" or "Get electrocuted and die" or "Kill the doctor and be used as a gov't super-soldier" you can see where my vote is...
My suggestion:
Charge the doctor, tackling him to the ground, punching him savagely in the face.
He was obviously going to shock us whatever we did, and he'd do it again.