[League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]

There is a reason I keep typing vote: Beefy187

Vote: Beefy187

This is a good lynch.

I voted Beefy last day. Or last time I voted, whenever that was. Then I died. And why do people say I'm the same guy as this 'Takhisis'?

Oh, and thanks for the moonwalking. MJ forever!

Vote: Beefy187, makes a lot of sense.

Still voting Southern King because I hate his name

There is too many scummy players alive at this point.
I'll just see how they'll react after I die :bow:

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

There is too many scummy players alive at this point.
I'll just see how they'll react after I die :bow:

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:laugh4:

Beefy is an entertaining mafia player.

Don't ever leave us again, man.

You're including yourself in the scummy players list, right, Beefs?

Well, long time ago there was a mafia game where detective turned out to be mafia.
So I can't be too sure about my innocence :beam:

And I think I'll enjoy this game more dead than staying alive :curtain:

Joining the trend.

Vote: Beefy187

Vote: Southern King

in case my last format was not acceptable. Join my bandwagon, ye dissenters, we get double votes for he who is quiet

JESUS EFFING CHRIST MAN

Vote: Southern King

Did you just claim detective, Beefy?

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Originally Posted by El Barto

Did you just claim detective, Beefy?

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no. Just pointing out the unpredictability of pizza game.
I am just town. If I was detective, I should be proud of staying alive till this late stage

round ends.

atheotes
Beefy187: Csargo Beskar TheKing Memnon Ironside
Csargo
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing: MRD
The King
Tiaexz

All votes counted double.

DAY TEN







And so, Beefy we meet at last. For the first time, for the last time. And I see your beef is as big as mine!


Beefy187: "What's going on, Pizza?"


Askthepizzaguy: "Not much, Beefy. Would you care for a steak?"


Beefy187: "No thanks. We Beefsters prefer not to eat our own kind."


Askthepizzaguy: "Of course, how silly of me. What about some veal instead?"


Beefy187: "That sounds pretty good, I'll have that."


Askthepizzaguy: "Do you know why you're here, Mister Beefy?"


Beefy187: "The voices want me dead. I know. You're here to kill me, Mister Guy."


Askthepizzaguy: "That's right. But you're such a good sport about it. Never once do I hear a complaint raised about your deaths. And you've had rather a lot of them by the lynch, haven't you?"


Beefy187: "It's perhaps my favorite method of dying. To be taken away by the villagers, tied, and roasted up like at a barbecue. And they feast on my tasty, tasty body..."


Askthepizzaguy: "Doesn't that bother you?"


Beefy187: "Not really. It's unpleasant at first, but you get used to it. It's not so bad if you believe in reincarnation."


Askthepizzaguy: "What does belief have to do with it?"


Beefy187: "Everything. If your spirit does not believe in death, then it will continue on and find a new life."


Askthepizzaguy: "I'm skeptical. You know I'm not a believer in all that, Mister Beefy."


Beefy187: "Then what do you believe?"


Askthepizzaguy: "I believe in what I can see, and touch, and hear, and taste, and smell. I believe in the world that I know is real."


Beefy187: "Do you believe in your dreams? You can see them, and hear them. You can remember them."


Askthepizzaguy: "But I know they're not real."


Beefy187: "How do you know they're not real? What makes the world of the conscious mind more real than the world of the subconscious mind?"


Askthepizzaguy: "The subconscious mind is just jumbled nonsense. Fragments of thoughts. It's not real, it's the waste of the brain, floating around in a big garbage chute."


Beefy187: "But, it is your mind. And what about your memories? What about your remembrances of the conscious world? Is that real?"


Askthepizzaguy: "It was real once. The world changes and is not always as it was. But what I remember was real."


Beefy187: "Do you remember everything in your mind at once? Do you forget things and have trouble remembering them, only to remember them later?"


Askthepizzaguy: "Yeah."


Beefy187: "Where does it go? If most of everything you know and remember is not at the forefront of your conscious mind at once, then most of it is kept in your memory, outside of your conscious mind."


Askthepizzaguy: "Interesting..."


Beefy187: "You believe that your conscious mind is who you are, but on the contrary... most of who you are is in your memories. And much of who you are, is stored in your subconscious mind. You do not know how much it affects your conscious mind, because you are not aware of it."


Askthepizzaguy: "So much of my own identity is hidden from myself?"


Beefy187: "Yes, Pizza. But it is there. If you forsake your own memories, then you will cease to exist."


Askthepizzaguy: "What if I have things I don't want to remember?"


Beefy187: "You might suppress those thoughts from your conscious mind, but they do not go away. You merely allow them to hide in your memory... in your subconscious. There they dwell... unseen... untouched."


Askthepizzaguy: "I can't make them go away?"


Beefy187: "You might, but in order to do that, you must be at peace with yourself. And if you are hiding from yourself, you will never be at peace. What is it you are so afraid of?"


Askthepizzaguy: "I am afraid of .... the past."


Beefy187: "You have feelings of regret, or remorse?"


Askthepizzaguy: "Perhaps."


Beefy187: "You cannot run from your past. It is a part of you, that remains. And if you allow those thoughts to dwell forever in your mind, unseen, they will wreak havoc on your psyche. Eventually, every part of you will be consumed in darkness. Your conscious mind, your personality, and your memories... they will all be gone. Gobbled up by the darkness within yourself."


Askthepizzaguy: "How do you know so much about me?"


Beefy187: "It's quite simple really: I'm part of you as well. You see, I'm not actually Beefy, but a memory of someone else you once knew."


Askthepizzaguy: "And I'm about to lose you?"


Beefy187: "You are. And time is running out. The memories of your friends are fading away, as are the memories of yourself. Soon, the darkness comes, and it will swallow your consciousness and your sanity forever. In order to remain Askthepizzaguy, you must face the darkness within."


Askthepizzaguy: "How do I do that?"


Beefy187: "If you do not know, then how can I know? I'm you, remember?"


Askthepizzaguy: "No.... no, I can't remember.... who are you again? Aren't you Beefy?"


Beefy187: "No, I am YoshiEgg737. There is not much time left. Try to remember... Try to remember..."


Askthepizzaguy: "Remember what? Beefy! BEEFY!!!!"



Nothing


Askthepizzaguy: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BEEFY NOOOOO!!!!!"







Only darkness and silence remained.



It grew cold that night.


Cold and alone.













"Alive" - (9/33)

atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King
Tiaexz



"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (24/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]







NIGHT TEN

Orders please.

Aww.. I was planning to leave again, but reading a write up like that makes me feel like staying...

Go town :bow:

...wait, Yoshiegg plays Mafia? Yoshi played THAT Mafia game? Now I am really confused.

YoshiEgg not only survived the game, but also survived all the "fake" murders and counts as one of the only people to survive both ways.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

YoshiEgg not only survived the game, but also survived all the "fake" murders and counts as one of the only people to survive both ways.

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Wow. That's amazing.

NIGHT TEN





Think back... what do you remember....


"The Prometheus. I remember... steering the ship into the sun. Helping to vanquish the land rapists. I brought order to the universe..."


But you did it through murder and deception, didn't you?


"Yes. But it was for the greater good."


Weren't you destroyed in the fires of the sun as well?


"No... I continued on.... as glorious sunlight."


How did you reintegrate into material form?


"I do not know."


But you aided the lawmen next, didn't you?


"Yes, the lawmen. They were the good guys, right?"


Sort of. But you betrayed all your former friends and associates in order to aid them, for selfish gain. And your friends died. And you killed them.


"But then I fought for the glory of Ireland"


Yes, through murder and sabotage. Hardly heroic.


"Then I did some unpleasant things..."


Yes, the lying twisted Hitman. Not one of your proudest moments. You killed everyone, even your friend Beefy, after he saved you from death.


"It was just a job. It paid very well."


Then you were a member of the Yakuza, and you killed all those defenseless aliens.


"I defended Earth from an alien invasion!"


You murdered peaceful intelligent life from another galaxy.


"But then I was a dog, Man's best friend!"


You slaughtered all the other animals, like a traitor.


"Then I was a Roman."


A woman?


"No, Roman. And I killed all those.... I mean.... okay I was evil there too."


Your crimes go on and on. And not just when you were scum. You turned into a hideous alien creature and went on a rampage in several games.


So what if I was the Omega creature? Or Meta-Ridley? I was just a misunderstood and dangerous monster. Nothing wrong with that."


And your "heroics" in Fatlington? You were a ruthless murdering CIA agent, so bent on the destruction of communists that you ordered the destruction of almost all life in that town.


"That wasn't so bad really."


Twice.


"Okay yeah I'm a bad widdle boy, what's your point?"


Do you think you could ever actually be a hero?


"Let's find out! DIE WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!"






*BANG BANG*





James Tiberius Beskar slumped over dead.


(That's Tiaexz for those of you who care to read the new nametag)


Wrong again, Pizza. I was classical_hero.


"I can't tell you guys apart anymore... my memory is fading...


Now more of my friends are gone.... what have I done?"






Suddenly, a familiar looking face appeared before Askthepizzaguy.


Askthepizzaguy: "Hey! I remember you.... what are you doing alive?"


Mysterious voice: "Killing you. One piece at a time."



Earthling was pushed off the balcony above them, and soon hung lifeless in front of Pizza's eyes. He looked remarkably like Major Robert Dump.



Askthepizzaguy: "I'm going to kill you if it's the last thing I do."


Mysterious voice: "on the contrary. Getting killed by me will be the last thing you do."



The figure vanished. Pizzaguy was alone once again. And he felt weak... vulnerable... as if near death.









"Alive" - (7/33)

atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King




"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (26/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]





DAY ELEVEN

The darkness, elusive, consumes the mind....


48 hours.

Pizza, I am so delighted...
you are a freaking genius, man

hoorah we win

Vote: Skooma Addict

Um, the writeup was excellent, but what exactly does it mean? So the "mafia" were killed? And was it by a serial killer?

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Originally Posted by Memnon

Um, the writeup was excellent, but what exactly does it mean? So the "mafia" were killed? And was it by a serial killer?

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You can only tell that there are two parties capable of murder remaining. The identity/alignment of the slain were revealed in the list of the dead.


Or, derp, shoulda been. Edited in:

[Vanilla townie]
[Vanilla townie]

Ah, never mind then, so we've still got some scum to hunt. Hmm... I'll Vote: Skooma Addict, seriously, nothing? The entire game?

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Originally Posted by The King

Vote: Skooma Addict

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At this point voting without a reason is irresponsible.

Vote: The King

Looking at your posts you've been doing that quite a bit. Got a reason to go with that vote?

Seven players, two rivalling scums who have to eliminate each other and five Vanilla Innocents… this is almost like a mini-game!