There is a reason I keep typing vote: Beefy187
There is a reason I keep typing vote: Beefy187
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Vote: Beefy187
This is a good lynch.
I voted Beefy last day. Or last time I voted, whenever that was. Then I died. And why do people say I'm the same guy as this 'Takhisis'?
Oh, and thanks for the moonwalking. MJ forever!
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
Vote: Beefy187, makes a lot of sense.
Still voting Southern King because I hate his name
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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#Montytoostronger
You're including yourself in the scummy players list, right, Beefs?
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
Joining the trend.
Vote: Beefy187
We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7
Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467
TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED
Vote: Southern King
in case my last format was not acceptable. Join my bandwagon, ye dissenters, we get double votes for he who is quiet
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
JESUS EFFING CHRIST MAN
Vote: Southern King
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
Did you just claim detective, Beefy?
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
round ends.
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#Montytoostronger
atheotes
Beefy187: Csargo Beskar TheKing Memnon Ironside
Csargo
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing: MRD
The King
Tiaexz
All votes counted double.
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DAY TEN
And so, Beefy we meet at last. For the first time, for the last time. And I see your beef is as big as mine!
Beefy187: "What's going on, Pizza?"
Askthepizzaguy: "Not much, Beefy. Would you care for a steak?"
Beefy187: "No thanks. We Beefsters prefer not to eat our own kind."
Askthepizzaguy: "Of course, how silly of me. What about some veal instead?"
Beefy187: "That sounds pretty good, I'll have that."
Askthepizzaguy: "Do you know why you're here, Mister Beefy?"
Beefy187: "The voices want me dead. I know. You're here to kill me, Mister Guy."
Askthepizzaguy: "That's right. But you're such a good sport about it. Never once do I hear a complaint raised about your deaths. And you've had rather a lot of them by the lynch, haven't you?"
Beefy187: "It's perhaps my favorite method of dying. To be taken away by the villagers, tied, and roasted up like at a barbecue. And they feast on my tasty, tasty body..."
Askthepizzaguy: "Doesn't that bother you?"
Beefy187: "Not really. It's unpleasant at first, but you get used to it. It's not so bad if you believe in reincarnation."
Askthepizzaguy: "What does belief have to do with it?"
Beefy187: "Everything. If your spirit does not believe in death, then it will continue on and find a new life."
Askthepizzaguy: "I'm skeptical. You know I'm not a believer in all that, Mister Beefy."
Beefy187: "Then what do you believe?"
Askthepizzaguy: "I believe in what I can see, and touch, and hear, and taste, and smell. I believe in the world that I know is real."
Beefy187: "Do you believe in your dreams? You can see them, and hear them. You can remember them."
Askthepizzaguy: "But I know they're not real."
Beefy187: "How do you know they're not real? What makes the world of the conscious mind more real than the world of the subconscious mind?"
Askthepizzaguy: "The subconscious mind is just jumbled nonsense. Fragments of thoughts. It's not real, it's the waste of the brain, floating around in a big garbage chute."
Beefy187: "But, it is your mind. And what about your memories? What about your remembrances of the conscious world? Is that real?"
Askthepizzaguy: "It was real once. The world changes and is not always as it was. But what I remember was real."
Beefy187: "Do you remember everything in your mind at once? Do you forget things and have trouble remembering them, only to remember them later?"
Askthepizzaguy: "Yeah."
Beefy187: "Where does it go? If most of everything you know and remember is not at the forefront of your conscious mind at once, then most of it is kept in your memory, outside of your conscious mind."
Askthepizzaguy: "Interesting..."
Beefy187: "You believe that your conscious mind is who you are, but on the contrary... most of who you are is in your memories. And much of who you are, is stored in your subconscious mind. You do not know how much it affects your conscious mind, because you are not aware of it."
Askthepizzaguy: "So much of my own identity is hidden from myself?"
Beefy187: "Yes, Pizza. But it is there. If you forsake your own memories, then you will cease to exist."
Askthepizzaguy: "What if I have things I don't want to remember?"
Beefy187: "You might suppress those thoughts from your conscious mind, but they do not go away. You merely allow them to hide in your memory... in your subconscious. There they dwell... unseen... untouched."
Askthepizzaguy: "I can't make them go away?"
Beefy187: "You might, but in order to do that, you must be at peace with yourself. And if you are hiding from yourself, you will never be at peace. What is it you are so afraid of?"
Askthepizzaguy: "I am afraid of .... the past."
Beefy187: "You have feelings of regret, or remorse?"
Askthepizzaguy: "Perhaps."
Beefy187: "You cannot run from your past. It is a part of you, that remains. And if you allow those thoughts to dwell forever in your mind, unseen, they will wreak havoc on your psyche. Eventually, every part of you will be consumed in darkness. Your conscious mind, your personality, and your memories... they will all be gone. Gobbled up by the darkness within yourself."
Askthepizzaguy: "How do you know so much about me?"
Beefy187: "It's quite simple really: I'm part of you as well. You see, I'm not actually Beefy, but a memory of someone else you once knew."
Askthepizzaguy: "And I'm about to lose you?"
Beefy187: "You are. And time is running out. The memories of your friends are fading away, as are the memories of yourself. Soon, the darkness comes, and it will swallow your consciousness and your sanity forever. In order to remain Askthepizzaguy, you must face the darkness within."
Askthepizzaguy: "How do I do that?"
Beefy187: "If you do not know, then how can I know? I'm you, remember?"
Askthepizzaguy: "No.... no, I can't remember.... who are you again? Aren't you Beefy?"
Beefy187: "No, I am YoshiEgg737. There is not much time left. Try to remember... Try to remember..."
Askthepizzaguy: "Remember what? Beefy! BEEFY!!!!"
Nothing
Askthepizzaguy: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BEEFY NOOOOO!!!!!"
Only darkness and silence remained.
It grew cold that night.
Cold and alone.
"Alive" - (9/33)
atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King
Tiaexz
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (24/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer-"Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie]Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency-"Not really" Arakhor - BEEFJarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name-Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEFRomanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino-NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKENAskvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
NIGHT TEN
Orders please.
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...wait, Yoshiegg plays Mafia? Yoshi played THAT Mafia game? Now I am really confused.
But there ARE smilies on this forum! They are just well hidden. Hence the couch.
Why don't you have a bunch of quotes by famous and not-so-famous people?
"There is no need to link Socialism to Evil, I live in Europe and have Free Speech." - strijder20 (lolwut?)
"This thread is a either testament to the mods not giving a crap about us or their ability to be amused by our antics." - DoubleA (On this thread)
YoshiEgg not only survived the game, but also survived all the "fake" murders and counts as one of the only people to survive both ways.
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#Montytoostronger
But there ARE smilies on this forum! They are just well hidden. Hence the couch.
Why don't you have a bunch of quotes by famous and not-so-famous people?
"There is no need to link Socialism to Evil, I live in Europe and have Free Speech." - strijder20 (lolwut?)
"This thread is a either testament to the mods not giving a crap about us or their ability to be amused by our antics." - DoubleA (On this thread)
NIGHT TEN
Think back... what do you remember....
"The Prometheus. I remember... steering the ship into the sun. Helping to vanquish the land rapists. I brought order to the universe..."
But you did it through murder and deception, didn't you?
"Yes. But it was for the greater good."
Weren't you destroyed in the fires of the sun as well?
"No... I continued on.... as glorious sunlight."
How did you reintegrate into material form?
"I do not know."
But you aided the lawmen next, didn't you?
"Yes, the lawmen. They were the good guys, right?"
Sort of. But you betrayed all your former friends and associates in order to aid them, for selfish gain. And your friends died. And you killed them.
"But then I fought for the glory of Ireland"
Yes, through murder and sabotage. Hardly heroic.
"Then I did some unpleasant things..."
Yes, the lying twisted Hitman. Not one of your proudest moments. You killed everyone, even your friend Beefy, after he saved you from death.
"It was just a job. It paid very well."
Then you were a member of the Yakuza, and you killed all those defenseless aliens.
"I defended Earth from an alien invasion!"
You murdered peaceful intelligent life from another galaxy.
"But then I was a dog, Man's best friend!"
You slaughtered all the other animals, like a traitor.
"Then I was a Roman."
A woman?
"No, Roman. And I killed all those.... I mean.... okay I was evil there too."
Your crimes go on and on. And not just when you were scum. You turned into a hideous alien creature and went on a rampage in several games.
So what if I was the Omega creature? Or Meta-Ridley? I was just a misunderstood and dangerous monster. Nothing wrong with that."
And your "heroics" in Fatlington? You were a ruthless murdering CIA agent, so bent on the destruction of communists that you ordered the destruction of almost all life in that town.
"That wasn't so bad really."
Twice.
"Okay yeah I'm a bad widdle boy, what's your point?"
Do you think you could ever actually be a hero?
"Let's find out! DIE WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!"
*BANG BANG*
James Tiberius Beskar slumped over dead.
(That's Tiaexz for those of you who care to read the new nametag)
Wrong again, Pizza. I was classical_hero.
"I can't tell you guys apart anymore... my memory is fading...
Now more of my friends are gone.... what have I done?"
Suddenly, a familiar looking face appeared before Askthepizzaguy.
Askthepizzaguy: "Hey! I remember you.... what are you doing alive?"
Mysterious voice: "Killing you. One piece at a time."
Earthling was pushed off the balcony above them, and soon hung lifeless in front of Pizza's eyes. He looked remarkably like Major Robert Dump.
Askthepizzaguy: "I'm going to kill you if it's the last thing I do."
Mysterious voice: "on the contrary. Getting killed by me will be the last thing you do."
The figure vanished. Pizzaguy was alone once again. And he felt weak... vulnerable... as if near death.
"Alive" - (7/33)
atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (26/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer-"Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie]Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency-"Not really" Arakhor - BEEFJarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name-Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEFRomanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino-NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKENAskvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
DAY ELEVEN
The darkness, elusive, consumes the mind....
48 hours.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 09-27-2012 at 16:56.
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Pizza, I am so delighted...
you are a freaking genius, man
hoorah we win
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
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Vote: Skooma Addict
Um, the writeup was excellent, but what exactly does it mean? So the "mafia" were killed? And was it by a serial killer?
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 09-27-2012 at 16:56.
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Ah, never mind then, so we've still got some scum to hunt. Hmm... I'll Vote: Skooma Addict, seriously, nothing? The entire game?
Seven players, two rivalling scums who have to eliminate each other and five Vanilla Innocents… this is almost like a mini-game!
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
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