i would admit im a virgin. but it would be a lie.
thanks, dessa
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i would admit im a virgin. but it would be a lie.
thanks, dessa
Thats a genuine piece of art http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...evalcheers.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
How long did it take you to develop that strategy?
Anyway, I think it depends on the mood and/or the relative frequency/duration of both events. (You cant play games 24 hours http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif )
can't you? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...c-computer.gif
LOL http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-laugh4.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
i am 16
and was with another 16 year old, who was sober and was willing, so there is nothing wrong with it.
thanks, dessa
Except the two of you are not married http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
j/k, don't get pregnant http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
I said game because I haven't actually experienced sex, properly. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/barrel.gif
I think, it was kind of at a party and I was a little drunk,
well a lot drunk, http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-dizzy2.gif
okay I was so stoned I spent 1/2 an hour trying to chat up a potted plant. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-blush.gif
Then again I'm only 16 so I've got my whole life to live so I'll take life as it comes.
For me, sex is chained to marriage... I am not married and so there shall be no sex until that point.
Turns out I haven't had sex yet. The girl agrees. C'est la Vie.
Shouldnt you at least try before you buy Lehesu? Just joking...Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
And after you are married you find out about the whole ball and chain meaning of marriage. She has the chain and it is attached to your balls http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
right-on, it's the same here http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...-2thumbsup.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
is this because of a religious conviction on your part or is it just a decision you've made on a practical level?
OMG ROFLMAO http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-laugh4.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
A. If the car looks nice, and the engine runs fine, I guess I can forgo a test drive. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/cool.gif
B. Practical and religious. STDs and complicated messes of emotional relationships just aren't my style. The religious reasons are self-explanatory.
Yep but if you really hate the driving style or the car runs only once a month when it doesnt have a headache then you ll want to go testdrive another car in no time. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
I suppose I shall have to read up on mechanic skills; I think I should be able to get it running to my liking. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/rolleyes.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
Ooh that can be a little more difficult and consuming than what you may think. But it's your choice anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
For me it is SEX all the way...
I'm an animal... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Well, when sex is frequent and pleasing enough you can spend some time playing Shoggy or MTW or something else and regain some strength...
It gets even more funny when she decides to play MTW along with you When you hear her proposal you first go http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...gc-stunned.gif then http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...nquisitive.gif and then http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-smile.gif . When she decides to disregard your (somewhat oppresive) efforts to advise her how to play and she does a fatal tactical mistake you first go http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/gc-wall.gif and you both start http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-argue.gif . When you realise where this is heading you get a little http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-clown.gif and a little http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-jester.gif so when she soothes up after a while, the foreplay may commence... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
This proves clearly (or somewhat foggy) that sex leads to games and games straight back to sex. It's a vicious circle Well...perhaps not so vicious after all
I'm really interested though to see what the girls in this forum think about it. It's mostly men posting here so far.
Ooh and congratulations for your baby Mount Suribachi You see, sex can be more productive than gaming... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Really? Why, do you expect a different answer?Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
:sighs, and shoots a giant hole in the tenuous veil of ambiguity that may or may not be surrounding a certain frog's status: As long as you have a loving relationship, and are safe then no game can ever even get close. You know, right now I would take an evening of playing an innocent game of chess with goldfish over an evening with RTW; the company of the right person is worth far more and is far more satisfying, meaningful and enjoyable than any game. Having spent so long unhappy I know what a precious, irreplaceable thing simple happiness is; my boyfriend can make me happy just by being in the same room, a feat no game has ever matched. I would be stark raving mad if I ever even needed to think about which to choose, an evening with goldfish or with RTW.
After you have been married for over 15 years, sex is something you threaten your wife with to piss her off. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/gc-argue.gif LOL
I didn't expect a different answer. I was just curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
Thanks
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-jester.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
AHHHHH.. that's scary:jawdrop: eek.Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
what can i say, but that was the obvious answer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/rolleyes.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
That is quite possibly the best quote I have ever seen on these forums.Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
Even over the other classic, The path to Nirvana is paved by the heads of your foes, so get chopping
I would prefer sex, but games are easier to get. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg.../gc-juggle.gif
really...