The Texas Club

Looks like I'm the evil antagonist yankee, whom does not wish to split.:embarassed:

Oh well...


Muhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:evil: :evil:

I'll make sure it doesn't work!!!!!!!!

*anti-push*

You'll have to cut underneath as well sir, Texan land is connected to the Earth and is pretty darned solid.

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Originally Posted by Tiberius

You'll have to cut underneath as well sir, Texan land is connected to the Earth and is pretty darned solid.

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No, Texas is floating on one great slippery, greasy oilfield. All we have to do is cut ourselves loose from the mainland, give it one big push and off we go!

We'll slide right into the Caribbean. :idea2:

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

No, Texas is floating on one great slippery, greasy oilfield. All we have to do is cut ourselves loose from the mainland, give it one big push and off we go!

We'll slide right into the Caribbean. :idea2:

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*anti-push*

{Force Push}

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

No, Texas is floating on one great slippery, greasy oilfield. All we have to do is cut ourselves loose from the mainland, give it one big push and off we go!

We'll slide right into the Caribbean. :idea2:

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LoL. The Texas accent in 2009 will be "Rasta Mon, ya'll". :laugh4:

I guess your part of our Texas Club Kukrikhan Welcome.
So now where a nation in the middle of the Carribean maybe we should start kicking and go be off the coast of Canada.

Now I'm starting to like this idea...

1) The Mavs are going to win tommorow

2) Michigan is greater than Texas

3) Mavs are still going to win (Pistons' defense can't stop Dallas's guns...)

:balloon2:

Texas>Michigan

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Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

1) The Mavs are going to win tommorow

2) Michigan is greater than Texas

3) Mavs are still going to win (Pistons' defense can't stop Dallas's guns...)

:balloon2:

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1) Yes, Mavs are going to win

2) Michigan is worse than Texas

3) Mavs are still going to win (Pistons' defense can't stop Dallas's guns...)

Tx > Mi

!!!!

Exhibit 1:

American Civil War: Union victory over Confederacy

Michigan: Union
Texas: Confederacy

Exhibit 2:

Detroit Red Wings defeat Dallas Stars in Western Conference Finals of 1998 4-2

Detroit wins Stanley Cup
Dallas does not

Detroit: Michigan
Dallas: Texas

Shall I continue? ~;)

Exhibit 1:

University of Texas Longhorns vs. Michigan Wolverines

Longhorns - 38
Wolverines - 37

Exhibit 2:

NBA Finals 2005.

Detriot Pistons lose to San Antonio Spurs

Texas - 1, Michigan - 1

Plus we're bigger! :cowboy:

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Originally Posted by KukriKhan

I had a Texas Double Whopper for lunch today


I always liked the music TV show Austin City Limits, and I spent a year one weekend, in El Paso years ago (long,confusing story involving booze, hookers, airplanes, shoes and billiards).

Am I in?



So your plan is to physically push off from Oklahoma, NewMexico, old Mexico, Arkansas & Louisiana... until Texas floats free in the Gulf?

Brilliant. I'll take the part that borders Las Cruses, NM. Let me know when to start pushing. Meanwhile, I'll just drink these handy Miller Genuine Draft Beers that seem to have magically appeared (note: am I gonna hafta switch to Lone Star beer now?).

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Yes you are. You dont have to switch lone star. We dont drink that anglo saxon brew. We prefer the sweet czech german Shiner Bock much better but you may drink what you like.

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^^ Is that what the average Texan looks like Zain? :laugh4:

Phew. For one awful moment I thought some hooligan had started a thread dedicated to the terrible Scottish MOR "rock" band Texas.

Imagine my relief when I found out it was about some obscure part of North America. Carry on chaps!

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Originally Posted by Tiberius

^^ Is that what the average Texan looks like Zain? :laugh4:

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No. On average, that's what the New England part of the U.S. people look like.

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Originally Posted by Zain

No. On average, that's what the New England part of the U.S. people look like.

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Yeh, Texans look more like this:
https://img101.imageshack.us/img101/...ckhorse6rl.jpg

More like this...

https://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c...wboyhorse2.jpg

AS I began my desecnt into beantown I need someone to holdown the fort. Which I bestow on the first person who posts. I shall leave you with a topic. What is the best make of truck? For me it is a Ford hands down

The Texas club has temporarily been relocated to Boston, in support of SFTS and the Red Sox.

Ford is the best truck. My friend lifts the back end off the ground every time we're walking on the street...:dizzy2:

A Texas club, eh? Seems to me the Texans make such a big deal out of themselves because they're envious of Ohio.

Can't rightly say I blame them.
EDIT:~;p
Crazed Rabbit

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Originally Posted by Goalie

i want to join this texas club, but i am from Iowa, they are pretty much the same, so how bout it?

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3 years later and this post still pisses me off.

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Originally Posted by KukriKhan

LoL. The Texas accent in 2009 will be "Rasta Mon, ya'll". :laugh4:

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Well? Is Kukri prophetic? :laugh4:

This is obviously the anthem of this club.