Hello guys! Just checking in. :book:
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Hello guys! Just checking in. :book:
Nice sigs Diana :2thumbsup:
Thanks Beefy, By the way I really do like yours also. :2thumbsup:
I decided, at some point (must be stupidity induced by euphoria), that I'd make my 2000 post, in here, this thread, of all places.
I contemplated for quite sometime (this is within what is "quite sometime" within my head - for many of you, this is not very long at all) as to etch into history on this momentous occiasion for myself. However, I am unable to think of anything and have thus wasted what might have been an incredible post at any other given time of deep, reverberating, intelligent thought.
Instead, I have created this waste of space, which is, under many circumstances, considered spam. However, du to the nature of the post, poster, and thread in which it was made, the ingredients necessary for spam are not present, thus negating me spamming at all.
I have, in light of this dilemma, created a new phrase to accomadting what would normally be spamming in an area that lacks said ingredients to do so.
ATPGing, or Pizzaguying
As we know, spam is created from a mishmash of ingredients no sane person would eat or tolerate where they to be separated and taken individualy. Thus, what happens when you take one ingredient post, one ingredient sensless post, and a ton of toppings that rightfull belong on a pizza and put them in a blender, with the lid off, on puree?
Either a gory mess or a frankenstein parody of the gingerbreadman - the Pizzaguy. Utterly useless in conception, completely redundant in use, distrubingly tasty, oddly well constructed, inherently faulty in creation, the Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying has surpassed spam in lack of purpose but has it exceed it where spam has always fallen short.
No, not substance, nor reduncy. No, Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying is monumental in exquisite construction and taste. And no, not in actual taste, for one does not eat Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, or Pizzaguying, for it is an idea, not an actual thig to eat - if it was, it would border on cannabilism for a select few people (although it might be argued that meatlovers pizza's are different enough from veggie pizzas to allow for some discrepency).
But rather in the artful, luxurious sense of being absolutely beautiful and stunning while at the same time being only ephermically helpful. Many Pizzaguy, to pizzaguy, pizzaguying's are extremely long, and are in general filled with either dark, sardonic accusations or stuffed with light hearted humor (depends on how you like your crust).
So thus, I congratulate you, sir ATPG, on developing and continuing to refine your Pizzaguy, to Pizzaguy, Pizzaguying skills. The world would try to be a lot less articulate without you.
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The Committee Council Commission for the Chamber Of Consultants who represent the Task Force of the Agency Board Division for the Office Of Appointment of the Service Department of the Tribunal Bureau for the Confederation of Ineffective and Failed Townies Association Alliance Affiliation Partnership Anonymous.
Or FTAA for short. It's spelled just how it sounds: "f'taaah". Say it; it's fun to say. "f'taaah!"
Greetings, fellow failed townie committee peoples. I hereby smash the smiley gavel :smash: and bring to order the first meeting of the commiseration of townie failures. We will hold meetings here at Pizzaguy's corner, because it makes no sense to spam all kinds of new threads when I'm not doing a whole lot with my own. So far, all the committee members are attending. Grand Magistrate of the "Reading of Last Week's Minutes" Committee, would you please read off the minutes from last week's meeting? Oh wait, I'm the Grand Magistrate. Okay let me find the minutes from last week's meeting.... let's see... where did I put.... ok here it is:
"twelve".
There, that's how many minutes it took. Although I can't find any other records from last week's meeting because we didn't have a meeting last week. Committee Council Commission Chairman, would you please open the floor to discuss why we didn't have a meeting last week? Oh yeah, we didn't form the Committee Council Commission until just a few minutes ago. Grand Admiral for the association of amalgamated administrators for the task force of reading the attendance list, would you please take attendance? *puts on a different hat* Yes, Committee Council Commission Chairman, I will do so. All who are present say "aye". *takes off the hat and sits in a vacant seat* "Aye" *puts the hat back on and stands at the podium*
Okay, so Councilman Pizzaguy is present. All members are accounted for, Committee Council Commission Chairman. Shall we sing the official song of the The Committee Council Commission for the Chamber Of Consultants who represent the Task Force of the Agency Board Division for the Office Of Appointment of the Service Department of the Tribunal Bureau for the Confederation of Ineffective and Failed Townies Association Alliance Affiliation Partnership Anonymous?
*sits down in a vacant chair in the front row*
I don't have one prepared, so I will just make one up on the spot. *ahem*
"The Official Song of the committee council yada yada yada...."
All right, that's enough, councilman. This is starting to freak me out. When do you suppose we will get more members, Grand Admiral for the... attendance thingy? Hello? Ok apparently the Grand Admiral is passed out in his official senior committee member chair. Well, I am sure more members will show up soon.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
*sound of crickets chirping*
*sound of wolf howling in the distance*
*sound of a pin dropping*
*sound of a paramecium farting*
That's fine! No, that's just fine! I'll run this committee and all 127 senior membership positions by myself! You don't think I can do it? Huh? Huh? I think you've forgotten just how crazy I am!!!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Meeting adjourned. :medievalcheers: :smash:
I am Caius the German, notable Senator in the Council of the People, expelled after speaking like a true senator, living in Central Gallia, thinking about Capitalism.
That's my new title for teh Failed Townie Association.
We will have our meetings here because social groups don't notify you when someone posts a message.
But I formed a social group for failed townies anyway.
What type of Pizza do you like :clown:?
The Committee Commission Chairman does not recognize the noble Warman8888_888_88888888888 at this time.
*throws an entire cake made out of warmans (8 of them, to be precise) directly at antiwarmancake.
In order to be recognized, you must say "aye" or make up a funny sounding title for yourself. For example, the chairman of the "Commission for the Committee of Inquiry into the salty nature of cashews and the mysteriousness of milk, and also, funny hats, association."
:bow:
I, sir Beefy of Beefdom proudly will proudly present him self to you. I am the master of unintentional WIFOM and false logic, being awarded with the honorable title / nickname "The food for the party".
While I do not enjoy it, I often end up being lynched, hanged and burned for the beefsteak I produce when being lynched.
I offer my service in the FTAA to improve my self to a better being and hopefully promote my self from beef steak to Beef Steak with mashroom sauce.
I bow to the founder :bow:
Don't forget to join the social group, Master Beefy. :bow:
Don't forget to add my rhyme master Pizza :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
May I join also, well I've only played 1 game so far and was mafia. I can be your host and make sure we have plenty of snacks for the meetings. I will make sure to have milk, cashews, pizza of all types cut into small slices, and the barbecue going for the beef...oooh I mean fresh grass for beefy. :oops:
(just kidding beefy).
Come one, come all, members of the Settlement Game, to the Failed Townies Anonymous Association. Membership is very, very secret. So secret that it's actually public knowledge, which is more like the reverse of "secret". But that's just to throw them off and make them THINK they know who is part of the FTAA. Little do they realize they actually had the correct information all along. Is this Wine In Front Of Me? There's only one way to find out: I'll drink the wine I poured. THIS is how committed I am to secrecy.
*falls over dead*
Nooooo we can't lose the founder! I'm a nurse I will save him. 1mg epi stat, and hand me the paddles, charging...ready...clear...shock...check for pulse...none...clear...shock...check for pulse...none...clear...shock... :nurse:
You don't need the drugs, but I did enjoy the paddling.
There is a link in my signature line, don't miss it! Not sure what a mafia game is? It's something very, very fun. Please don't hesitate to ask me a question! Click on the big fat blue title of the game, and it should take you directly to the sign-up sheet.
Vegie for beefy Vegie for beefy! :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba
Workbench, nothing to see here.
Okay vegie. What kind do you want? Do we need anything else? :stupido:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Caesar salad and a Martini. DryQuote:
Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba
More realistic choice would be any vegies which is soft and chewy.
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I think that the Star Wars game would make a good large game also. I would like to try a smaller game this time, so maybe the Valentine's one or which ever one that you want (you are the host, it's your game, so do what you want). Let me know what you decide and I will sign up. :2thumbsup:
I am much better Star Wars nerd then a Simpsons Fan :2thumbsup:
Starwars will be great :yes:
Askthepizzaguy presents: Ask the pizza guy.
In our first installment, Beskar asks:
Beskar: Who is "Askthepizzaguy in drag"?
Askthepizzaguy: *sigh* A LONG time ago, I was part of the Last of the Romans game. TheFlax was playing the Princess, daughter of the Byzantine emperor, and so his avatar was a female. So, as a joke, I decided to make an account for myself so I could run around in drag. And then I forgot the password. So now, anyone who tries to send me a PM, sees "Askthepizzaguy" and "Askthepizzaguy in drag", and it will never ever go away. The joke, as they say, was on me.
Stunningly hilarious. So just remember that sad tale every time you send me a PM, and chuckle at my expense. :laugh4:
I'll take further questions.
I would love to hear if there is a story behind this, or if it was just a boredom induced rampage!
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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
every time I go in the SOT thread I see this and just get drawn to it.... its like a car crash....
I can't even see the post anymore because it's been deleted.
Biggus Dickus
the name of a Roman in the Life of Brian Monty Python movie.
Wome and Jewusalem
How Biggus Dickus pronounces Rome and Jerusalem.
Woman armies
Roman armies.
An all-woman batallion consisting of the ones that wank the highest in all of Wome!
An all Roman batallion consisting of the ones that rank the highest in all of Rome.
Miscellaneous: He's the size of a Dachschund, and he's hungry.
Referring to the size of Biggus Dickus. He's a pretty large bearded dude.
And yes, I was really bored that day and I wanted to spread some chuckles around. The post was promptly deleted. Thank you for reviving it from the netherworld. :laugh4:
yes, kind of a moderator helper there (although I don't do much) and I can see all of the deleted posts.
It is pretty humorous though! :laugh4::laugh4:
(I REALLY need to see The life of Brian movie.....)
I wouldn't mind being an assistant mod. I am one over at TWC, and I'm pretty much the only one who is moderating the mafia section as the official moderator hasn't been seen there in a while. (Jubal_Barca)
Alright, I think I'll take a seat here in the corner.
Here's my question:
Just what is the sound of one hand clapping?
:2thumbsup:Quote:
Just what is the sound of one hand clapping?
*slaps Iskander in the face* :clown:
Sorry to spam my own thread, but those of you who are interested and signed up here to be invited to Capo di Tutti Capi III... the game is getting ready to start! Don't miss out, even if you don't play mafia often... even if you've never played mafia...
If you don't know what it is, just ask!