IF MALE CONFUSE YOU SUBSTITUTE THE WORD MALE FOR HULK IN HIS POSTS.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFlax
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IF MALE CONFUSE YOU SUBSTITUTE THE WORD MALE FOR HULK IN HIS POSTS.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFlax
The reason for that is that his tie-breaking vote to lynch himself struck me as townie. I'd rather get advice from the murdered townies, but they haven't been telling us much. The Flax has started contributing, but civplayah still isn't really.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFlax
unvote:theFlax, vote:civplayah
I used the same type of faux analysis when I was mafia in pizza's game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Plus he openly admits he may "Charge without orders" He is one of the rogues, my fellow toys. I believe he is the one that made me "disappear" or whatever horrible undeserved fate has befallen me.
Point of observation: civplayah is often silent for long stretches as town or mafia.
Correct me if I'm wrong ATPG and Civplayah is tied on 2 votes.
I'll wait until tie breaker.
Unvote: ATPG
I readily concede that I am guilty on all accounts of negligence, however while logic brings no reason of his guilt, I must admit the gut remains uncertain.
Civplayah lynched.
Incoming write up... Scrap that. I'll do the write up when I wake up.
Day 4 summery
Mighty Molga was getting more and more annoyed as his operation kept on failing.
He was Hannibal of modern times. He was the Rommel! He was the Karl Lichen Schubaltz of Beefys toy squad.
To comment completely out of character, his operations were actually perfect. Problem was that this girl was beyond common sense and usual imagination and also because he had to be Sherlock Holmes rather then all the war general types.
Anyhow, the group has decided that Civplayah was to be lynched today.
"Civplayah! You must be destroyed today. Any last words?"
"Imagine.... the world without me.... Imagine Beefy without me."
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"Those guys just don't give up... do they?"
Commander (Prince) Beefy of the Ottomans was standing above everything, staring at his army.
Civplayah standing beside him commented on the current situation.
"We've secured the vital resources of early stages. Stacks of trained Axe men and Battling Rams are getting trained up as we speak."
"Enemies?"
"For now, we only have to worry about Malinese Kingdom whos on the top of the ladder, and the English Kingdom up North. Situation on the western front is stagnated. We've beated back the Malinese stack made up of Skirmishers. But those Skirmishers are invincible guarding the cities.... English on the other hand aren't too hard to beat. They aren't trained very well, and our Axe men are far better then the English axe men."
"Bad news?" asked Beefy.. He already knew the answer.
"Finance. You my friend are skilled strategist, but when it comes to finance... You really ought to try harder" teased Civplayah.
Indeed his country was one step away from strike. Running on 30 percent technology research rate. Beefy had no choice but to spawn military units with the current available technology, and the result was large army. Two cities constantly under attack was fairly safe, but the army was unnecessary large. Beefys Ottoman was made from 4 cities. With 1 cities recently made on poor coastal area. His rivals made it impossible for Beefy to expand further, with their cities located on far better position.
"Next move?" asked Civplayah.
"What do you think my friend? WAR!!"
With "Writing" finished, Beefy quickly made peace with Mansa of the Malinase Kingdom
Beefy shifted all the axe men on the western front to the northern front and started to march them towards the English territory.
"KAMIKAZE!"
Cool looking Ottoman Axe men quickly trampled over English city of York. In less then 20 turns, Beefy conquered London and Nottingham.
It haunted the finance even harder, but now Beefy was able to disband some of his units. Now Beefy was on the top of the ladder in his first go at the Prince level.
(Using the Legend of Revolution mod on Civ 4. Richer Civ 4 experience! Cool looking units and so many more!)
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"Beefy won't last 5 turns without me!" cried Civplayah.
Remaining toys looked at each other, silently discussing whether or not to shout out the obvious. Eventually Molga broke the awkward silence .
"You realize your not actually doing anything. Its just Beefy speaking to him self?"
"NO! HE always plays Civ 4 with me beside the laptop!"
"I'm sure the Ottomans will survive without you. His Confucius Buddy Portugal is on the top with Beefy on close second. Only threat is Hinduist Spain led by El Cid along with maybe Mali."
"But... But!!"
"And the finance is getting better. His running on 50 percent now. So cease worrying and be destroyed peacefully."
Molga loaded the ICBM (Molgas missile combined with Donkey Kong smacking the Missile) and took a shot at Civplayah.
After the 6th strike, Civplayah stopped. He stopped speaking, he stopped moving. He stopped thinking.
"Time for the next operation lads!"
List of alive players 7/14
pevergreen
TheFlax
Seon
God Emperor
Death is Yonder
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
Lynched 4/14
Beskar
Diamondeye
Landlubber
Civplayah
Killed 3/14
Kagemusha
Skooma Addict
Romanic
Start Night 4! If there is a night 4...
I'm lovin' the write ups Beefy. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
He talked like that IRL sometimes. I miss that. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skooma Addict
Thank you :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skooma Addict
I appreciate compliments
I really gotta get together sometimes and play handball :pQuote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
I promise I'll visit Brissy soon.
Bit early but Night 4 summery to make up for the long day... Finale?
http://www.doublegames.jp/images/scr...rs-2_1_big.jpg
The end is near.
I remember seeing that phrase somewhere.
Maybe that was the movie Zombie land or maybe it was Resident Evil.
Anyway it must've been one of the zombie films.
I hate zombie films. And zombies... Bah.. Chuck in all horror movies as well.
I don't hate ugly creatures or ghosts. I rather think their adorable.
But what I hate about the horror movies are the sudden movements and noises.
Thats what it gets me.
Now zombies aren't like that. They're slow.... Ignore 23 days/weeks later. Thats an exception.
Maybe they like to creep out the shadows all of the sudden with a fearful roar, but it doesn't scare me too much.
For me zombies above all are scary because they could be my family members or relatives. Or those I really love and care about.
I have zombie dream once in a while. Like 2 or 3 times per year. Few more if I end up watching Zombie films.
All of those starts well. Mighty Beefy... Starting with something casual like bamboo stick or baseball bat.
Slowly working up the hierarchy. Pistols to throwing stars to Kunais to Samurai Sword... Then ends with mystical asian power which controls all 4 elements of nature (Air, Water, Fire, Earth.... Then I got this "forbidden power" which is like Life and Death. Which is super powerful, but uncontrolable.... Maybe they should cast me for the next season of Heroes.)
Anyhow, I think you see why zombies are horrible beyond all imagination.
Now you need to guess why I'm talking about zombies.
Think..
Think..
Don't open up the spoilers till you've got your own answers.
I can guarantee you 99 percent you've got it wrong!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Beefy, talking to him self... Actually to Molga besides him.
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I recommend a vote analysis. Can someone post who each living player voted for during and at the end of every round? (It's been a long day for me, or I'd do it myself)
pevergreen and TheFlax, in that order :stare:
At least, that's my take on things. God Emperor as a third, mayhaps?
Agree on pevergreen. He wanted me lynched, I was nearly lynched, then I was murdered immediately. Either mafia ESP or someone is trying to frame pever.
I'd like to see the vote record before I make my final recommendation though.
I can make the voting record if you like. Give me a little time and I shall have it ready
pevergreen -
phase1: civplayah , Phase2: Diamondeye , Phase3: No vote , Phase4: ATPG
The Flax -
Phase1: Diamondeye , Phase2: DiY , Phase3: No Vote, Phase4: Civplayah
Seon -
Phase1: No vote , Phase2: DiY , Phase3: Landlubber , Phase4: No Vote
God Emperor:
Phase1: ATPG , Phase2: DIY , Phase3 Landlubber , Phase4: pevergreen
DiY -
Phase1: Beskar , Phase2: Diamondeye , Phase3: No vote , Phase4: No Vote
Autolycus -
Phase1: God Emperor , Phase2: Diamondeye , Phase3: Landlubber , Phase4: Civplayah
This list obviously only contains the votes of the living players. it does not contain earlier votes before unvoting; Vote:
List of alive players 6/14
pevergreen
TheFlax
Seon
God Emperor
Death is Yonder
autolycus
Lynched 4/14
Beskar
Diamondeye
Landlubber
Civplayah
Killed 4/14
Kagemusha
Skooma Addict
Romanic
Askthepizzaguy
Just to place it visually near the other thing.
Death is yonder and pevergreen, by voting pattern, and choice of kills. My recommendations.
My gut says this is a frame job on pevergreen. It's too neat.
vote: Death is Yonder
Sometimes, things are neat because that's the way things are meant to be. Agree on pevergreen.
Vote: pevergreen
Vote: THE FLAX
MALE KNOWS BEEFY. MALE KNOWS HOW BEEFY WORKS. BEEFY LIKE FLAXTOY.
I think pevergreen is the best choice available. Same vote as yesterday then. Vote: pevergreen
I don't care that I'm probably going to be lynched, but do you honestly think I'd screw up to that level?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Hmmm.....Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
I think you're capable of focusing on me unnecessarily, and failing to get me lynched, yes. I also think you'd be brazen enough to just go "whatever, kill pizza then".
But I tell you what. I've gotten it wrong about you enough times, and I do have my doubts. But on further consideration I think it's possible that you're just a scapegoat. That said I also think the contentious vote surrounding DIY, his continued survival, and his laying low, are not all for legitimate reasons.
I could see it being Flax, too.
By the way, good job lynching a town, guys. :p
I thought you all would have learned by now that I don't usually ever post much.
Vote: Death is Yonder
For the mafia ESP thing. (While its not on GE's record, DiY voted ATPG because of lack of better suspects and then unvoted later in the phase, when it became clear Civplayah was going to be lynched)
Would you like some more time?
Yeah, I think more time would be good.
tally
2 Death is yonder (Autolycus, Flax)
2 pever (Seon, God Emperor)
1 Flax (pever)
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1 not voting (Death is yonder)
Meh, vote Flax.
Do you think we caught one?
I think DIY would break the tie in his favor to win the game if he were mafia. There's also the fact that pevergreen could win by breaking the tie. That tells me we are probably wrong. Flax is a shot in the dark, but he does have the advantage of also having a vote on him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
pever might not be doing it because he justly believes it would make him look scummy, so he scared to do it. He's online btw (hi pever ~:wave:). Not showing up to help us though, and his contribution to the thread so far wasn't very helpful either. Only time he made sense was when he defended himself against your accusation of killing you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
I guess it's too late now, but a no lynch would have make sense here. It's basically a lynch or lose situation so our chances are better if we let the mafia kill one and vote on a field of 5 suspects instead of 6. I wonder if there's any way we could convince everyone to switch to no lynch before the voting ends (and we have no idea when the deadline is since we have an extension) :shrug:
Right.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFlax
I don't buy that. Mafia ESP?
I claimed that ATPG was right on all accounts in his sardonic reply to me and thus unvoted him as I was guilty of negligence on all accounts and decided to give him the benefit of the doubt over my gut.
FYI it was a 2-2 tie between pizza and civ, I broke the tie by unvoting ATPG.
Vote: TheFlax
I may be a somewhat lazy townie, but that doesn't make me easy scapegoat bait.
That is entirely your prerogative, heh, I seem to be infinitely more suspicious as a townie.Quote:
But I tell you what. I've gotten it wrong about you enough times, and I do have my doubts. But on further consideration I think it's possible that you're just a scapegoat. That said I also think the contentious vote surrounding DIY, his continued survival, and his laying low, are not all for legitimate reasons.
Wrong, because I'm not the mafia. Instead I'll make my amends by getting my next suspect, thanks to his most odd accusatory post.Quote:
I think DIY would break the tie in his favor to win the game if he were mafia.
What if DIY and pever are mafia together? If true, there's no way they could break a tie in their favor because the townies have 2 votes on each.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
2 Death is yonder (Autolycus, Flax)
2 pever (Seon, God Emperor)
1 Flax (pever)
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1 not voting (Death is yonder)
Voting Flax is the only solution. Bussing your partner is hopeless in a game where faction isn't revealed after death.
DIY / pever still makes sense as mafia. And they never voted for each other.
For what it's worth, I think lynching Flax would lose the game.
I agree with Romanic; I'd suggest moving a vote onto pevergreen
Or DiY should give the same outcome
Unvote; Vote: Death is Yonder
MALE ALWAYS PLAY LIKE THIS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romanic
(I have the org open in a browser all day, but I only check every so often. Thie is my first check of the gameroom in about 4 hours.)
And I could have easily sealed the deal by popping pever in the lead if I was the mafia.
Instead I voted Flax because I didn't like his reasoning, and you guys say that pever is my partner.
Jolly good show then.
Unvote: TheFlax
Vote: pevergreen
One would have thought that pever would have cut the roleplay and actually started coming up with proper posts.
The second clause is semi plausible, but it doesn't seal my guilt.Quote:
Voting Flax is the only solution. Bussing your partner is hopeless in a game where faction isn't revealed after death.
DIY / pever still makes sense as mafia. And they never voted for each other.
For what it's worth, I think lynching Flax would lose the game.
Did you not see Flax's reasoning on me where he said that I was guilty/likeliest to be guilty because of some mafia ESP reason?
Actually consider the possibility that I am a townie and what would happen if I saw that reasoning as resulting in myself being: a contender for the lead, as well as denounced as likeliest to be mafia.
For what its worth, I think lynching me would lose the game for the town, no joke about that.
To top it off, have you considered my options?
No.1: I vote pevergreen, you guys will then probably say that TheFlax is my mafia partner and pevergreen is a scapegoat so that I can last through the round.
No.2: I vote TheFlax, now you clearly say that pever is my partner and we're a mafia team.
Now consider this deeply, when I voted Flax, the only way I could live was if someone else was convinced to vote on my behalf.
With the numbers still in the favor of a prospect of a town victory, why on earth would both mafia show their hand when there is yet hope for the town? All I ever needed to do if I was mafia would be to survive one more lynch if I had my partner alive still, and the game would be in the bag. It makes no sense whatsoever to have both mafia reveal their hands now to be simultaneously lynched.
:laugh4: Good show mafia, I am too scummy to be killed at night too valuable for your scapegoating, and now I can't even be accorded the proper peace so that I can go off to do other things with my life.
MALE IS DEDICATED.Quote:
Originally Posted by Death is yonder
Unvote: TheFlax, Vote: Death is yonder
Day ends in approximately 10 hours, with 1 hour give or take.
Day 5 summery
Intense pressure. Compared to this, battle of Red River, or New Helic City was nothing (Though the Guylos lost both battles...)
Discussion was probably the greatest thus far.
Votes went to many direction, but alas, Death is Yonder was decided to be lynched.
No time for jokes, or witty comments. It was serious business.
Will there be tomorrow? Was the Death really Yonder?
Or is the town stuffed?
:laugh4:
The waiting is rough, tell us already! :smash:
Beefy, the puns! O, the puns!Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Excellent play :bow:
Ehh?? :anxious:Quote:
Originally Posted by Death is yonder
Don't tease us!
Curse you Beefy!! :dizzy2:
Night 5 summery
You see big antique house in the distance.
At first it was so far away, you could hardly recognize it.
You get closer. Little by little, until you can clearly see the brown door.
It seemed rather western, instead of traditional eastern house.
You wait. You wait to see something which you didn't want to see.
Eventually, Beefy came out of the house... With his wife and kids besides him.
You scream. You cry, but no voice comes out.
Beefy looks different. His smiling. He's been smiling alot recently, but he's definitely not the cheerful type.
He looks confident. And most of all, grown up.
It seemed like only yesterday when Beefy was still a young kiddo, madly in love with the girl.
He was so fragile, he was so jumpy and stuffy. He was not ready for any of this.
Then you realize it was only yesterday, and none of this is real.
You wake up. Shakes the head to get the dream out of your head.
Then you move forward, like a trooper you are.
With slight anxiety, still remaining in the corner of your heart.
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"Wake up! All of you! pevergreen! Gods Emperor! Out of your base now! Come on Autolycus! Come on Seon! Get to your starting position!"
"What about me Molga?" asked TheFlax.
"With me barbie." answered the Mecha Worm.
As each of them headed off to their destination, they all prepared them self... For the final battle.
They could all feel it that this was it. Either the traitors are all gone and this operation will put the end to Beefys little love, or they are still alive and they will destroy all of them.
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TheFlax and Molga was walking along the dark alley, out side of Beefys house.
"Molga? Where are we going?" asked TheFlax.
"Somewhere quiet and dark. Perfect place for our final operation"
TheFlax fondle her blond hair worriedly. For those who knew her well, it was a clear indication of nervousness.
"Why so serious Flaxy babe?" chuckled Molga.
"I'm just scared of the dark." she answered.
"Well lets put a smile on your face"
Molga pushed the play button which started the music
"You've got some bad taste of music Molgy."
"Why? It's perfect tune for my beloved dictator."
For a moment, TheFlax interpreted that as Molgas very bad attempt to relax ladies, but when Molga suddenly charged at the poor barbie doll shouting
"And its a perfect execution theme!"
TheFlax had to dodge it, screaming in terror.
"It was you! The traitor! You were behind all this!" cried TheFlax hysterically.
"Aww don't pull that on me TheFlax. Crying and dirty feminism isn't going to get the reader on your side! Prepare to die!"
TheFlax dodged the charge and gave a kick to Molgas head "Have I never told you? I'm learning Kung Fu! Ya!"
Molga taunted the barbie. "Have you never read my toy package? My head is so tough, no bullets will go through!"
Immediately, pain started to take over theFlax, starting with her toes. She crawled around in agony, while Molga prepared to run over her.
"Hit and Run! Hit and Run!"
Suddenly Molga groaned in pain. Someone attacked him from the flank. TheFlax was rescued!
"Hold it right there! We are the barons of the skies! Molga! We shall stop your evil ambition!"
"Enough of your zoid quotes! Out of my way, or I shall kill you two with her."
"I knew you were scummy Molga!" cried TheFlax "You traitor!"
"From my point of view, the jedis are the traitor!" shouted Molga. "If your not with me then you are my enemy!"
TheFlax looked at the two rescuers. "Formation delta!"
"Aye" "Aye"
So the final battle began.
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Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
After reading many fake endings, I'm paranoid.
And why would DIY write "Excellent Play :bow:" if he was not mafia. :shrug:
*waits to hear more*
Not a fan of fake endings :beam:
I'm afraid that was the real ending.
Excellent play comment was probably to honor the mafia players :bow:
I for one am shocked. I always thought TheFlax was a brunette. Congrats to the mafia. You played a heck of a game. :bow:
Aye then, congrats to the Mafia. :applause:
Thanks for hosting Beefy.
Good job mafia.
I feel kind of lame, sorry guys. :embarassed:
Oh you... :gorgeous:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skooma Addict
Well done, Autolycus and God Emperor!
Ahmagawd Beefy you are awesome.Quote:
Crying and dirty feminism isn't going to get the reader on your side!
Thanks for the game.:balloon2:
I didn't suspect you guys at all, you played phenomenally. Nice work.
GG mafia, :bow:
I hope Beefy got my reference and enjoyed it. I doubt he got it though, I can always explain it later. :laugh4:
Thanks for hosting Beefy, and good game to the mafia :bow:
Oh why wouldn't I? :tongue:Quote:
And why would DIY write "Excellent Play " if he was not mafia.
It was meant to be ambiguous :clown:
I suspected that one of the mafia had cruised along, but I thought pever to be the other, guess I was wrong, excellent play indeed :bow:
On another note, its really a pleasure to see the many different ways that Beefy manages to creatively present a vanilla game, consider it a personal note of pleasure at this on my part :yes:
I find it surprising I had more posts than a significant number of players and I died the first round. :no:
Good game, everyone! Congrats to the mafia, as well! :)
Explain it. Go go go go!Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen