Beefy in love [Concluded]

[Death is yonder]

Hmm.

Vote: ATPG

Just a twitch off I should think, and for lack of a better suspect, I haven't really been paying attention to this thread, more of parasite with what meager amounts of time I have been devoting to .org matters recently, but pizza is my likeliest suspect based on in thread behavior, can't really give explicit examples but it just feels like something's wrong.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hmm.

Vote: ATPG

Just a twitch off I should think, and for lack of a better suspect, I haven't really been paying attention to this thread, more of parasite with what meager amounts of time I have been devoting to .org matters recently, but pizza is my likeliest suspect based on in thread behavior, can't really give explicit examples but it just feels like something's wrong.

right on cue.

You do know this means I am innocent, right? I reserve the right to say I told you so.

[Death is yonder]

Entirely your prerogative

For now, I have concluded whatever urgent matters there is before going to bed, Au Revoir.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hmm.

Vote: ATPG

Just a twitch off I should think, and for lack of a better suspect, I haven't really been paying attention to this thread, more of parasite with what meager amounts of time I have been devoting to .org matters recently, but pizza is my likeliest suspect based on in thread behavior, can't really give explicit examples but it just feels like something's wrong.

So in conclusion:

• You have not been looking for suspects
• You have not been paying attention
• Yet I still seem scummy to you
• But you cannot say why

I insist that I be lynched immediately. Perhaps after I am dead, we will know why I was lynched.

And with that, I too must bid you all a tearful good-bye, as I must get in some sleep before shift number 4 of ten hours of backbreaking labor. I trust we will have a different candidate for today's lynch other than myself, and the reason why is because the town usually wants to win games, and you'd have better odds if you lynched basically anyone besides me, on my honor. If you don't believe me, I will feel like my word means nothing, and I just couldn't bear to feel that way. *sniff sniff*

Also:

(insert stunning argument why I should not be lynched here)

^What he said. Well put, well put. But I still think we should lynch Askthepizzaguy to find out why he's acting so vaguely and generically scummy. Like Humpty Dumpty, we can always just put him back together if we are wrong, right?

[pevergreen]

So in conclusion:

• You have not been looking for suspects
• You have not been paying attention
• Yet I still seem scummy to you
• But you cannot say why

I insist that I be lynched immediately. Perhaps after I am dead, we will know why I was lynched.

And with that, I too must bid you all a tearful good-bye, as I must get in some sleep before shift number 4 of ten hours of backbreaking labor. I trust we will have a different candidate for today's lynch other than myself, and the reason why is because the town usually wants to win games, and you'd have better odds if you lynched basically anyone besides me, on my honor. If you don't believe me, I will feel like my word means nothing, and I just couldn't bear to feel that way. *sniff sniff*

Also:

(insert stunning argument why I should not be lynched here)

^What he said. Well put, well put. But I still think we should lynch Askthepizzaguy to find out why he's acting so vaguely and generically scummy. Like Humpty Dumpty, we can always just put him back together if we are wrong, right?

YOU MAKE MALES HEAD HURT.

[TheFlax]

I, Optimus Prime, am going to have to agree with Diamondeye on this one. TheFlax has been extremely lurky, giving us nothing to analyze. Even if he's not the silent partner to another scum, he'll be useless in the endgame.
vote: TheFlax

Some short brainstorming. Sorry if I am merely stating the obvious

List of alive players 8/14
pevergreen - not mafia with ATPG, I think
TheFlax - Lurking - possibly mafia, or useless townsperson
Seon - Scummy behaviour, but not mafia if Landlubber was
God Emperor - Passing just below the scumdar. Seems protective of ATPG (?)
Death is Yonder - Slinked into the background after the run-up against me. Not mafia with ATPG, God Emperor or Seon
Civplayah - Lurker, like TheFlax.
Askthepizzaguy - He's the Pizzaguy! I'm not that good at reading him but if he's mafia, GE might be his accoplice
autolycus - might've been Landlubber's associate (if LL was mafia) - otherwise, strikes me as mostly townie

Ok, I get it, I get it. I'm deadweight in this game. I just feel so clueless in this game. I was hoping I'd be killed off quickly because I realize I'm in too many games. Yet, I hate being a bad townie, so I'll actually make an effort.

[TheFlax]

Alright, I've reread the thread and there are a few things that caught my attention.

So far autolycus has the most contradictions in such a short time span. (3 day phases) For example, no liking a "fast bandwagon" on one day and then joins a fast and total bandwagon on the same person. Then there is also that he thought Diamondeye might be scum so he voted for him and yet now he seem to be following advice from the same person he helped lynch. In hindsight though, I have a blind spot concerning people who vote for me and I tend to find them overly scummy and then when I try to rationalize that voting for me isn't necessarily scummy, I end up giving them too much leeway. Which is to say, I'm completely uncertain and I need to think more on this.

Something that struck me even more was civplayah voting for DE based on what Kagemusha said and then suddenly changing to landlubber, proclaiming DE's innocence solely on the fact that the latter voted for himself. This strikes me as odd.

Furthermore, I don't know what to make of pevergreen, with this particular style of posting its hard to tell anything.

I'll go with vote: civplayah for now.

[Diamondeye]

Thanks, TheFlax Better late than never.
I'd say look at pever and civplayah, then.

[civplayah]

Something that struck me even more was civplayah voting for DE based on what Kagemusha said and then suddenly changing to landlubber, proclaiming DE's innocence solely on the fact that the latter voted for himself. This strikes me as odd.

I'll just go ahead and say- that's not the reason I switched off DE.

[Beefy187]

Looks like the votes are pretty split up.
How about I give you guys 6,7 more hours extension. Would that help?

[pevergreen]

Furthermore, I don't know what to make of pevergreen, with this particular style of posting its hard to tell anything.

IF MALE CONFUSE YOU SUBSTITUTE THE WORD MALE FOR HULK IN HIS POSTS.

[autolycus]

Then there is also that he thought Diamondeye might be scum so he voted for him and yet now he seem to be following advice from the same person he helped lynch.

The reason for that is that his tie-breaking vote to lynch himself struck me as townie. I'd rather get advice from the murdered townies, but they haven't been telling us much. The Flax has started contributing, but civplayah still isn't really.
unvote:theFlax, vote:civplayah

[Skooma Addict]

Some short brainstorming. Sorry if I am merely stating the obvious

List of alive players 8/14
pevergreen - not mafia with ATPG, I think
TheFlax - Lurking - possibly mafia, or useless townsperson
Seon - Scummy behaviour, but not mafia if Landlubber was
God Emperor - Passing just below the scumdar. Seems protective of ATPG (?)
Death is Yonder - Slinked into the background after the run-up against me. Not mafia with ATPG, God Emperor or Seon
Civplayah - Lurker, like TheFlax.
Askthepizzaguy - He's the Pizzaguy! I'm not that good at reading him but if he's mafia, GE might be his accoplice
autolycus - might've been Landlubber's associate (if LL was mafia) - otherwise, strikes me as mostly townie

I used the same type of faux analysis when I was mafia in pizza's game.

Plus he openly admits he may "Charge without orders" He is one of the rogues, my fellow toys. I believe he is the one that made me "disappear" or whatever horrible undeserved fate has befallen me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Point of observation: civplayah is often silent for long stretches as town or mafia.

[Beefy187]

Correct me if I'm wrong ATPG and Civplayah is tied on 2 votes.
I'll wait until tie breaker.

[Death is yonder]

Unvote: ATPG

I readily concede that I am guilty on all accounts of negligence, however while logic brings no reason of his guilt, I must admit the gut remains uncertain.

[Beefy187]

Civplayah lynched.
Incoming write up... Scrap that. I'll do the write up when I wake up.

[Beefy187]

Day 4 summery
Mighty Molga was getting more and more annoyed as his operation kept on failing.
He was Hannibal of modern times. He was the Rommel! He was the Karl Lichen Schubaltz of Beefys toy squad.

To comment completely out of character, his operations were actually perfect. Problem was that this girl was beyond common sense and usual imagination and also because he had to be Sherlock Holmes rather then all the war general types.

Anyhow, the group has decided that Civplayah was to be lynched today.

"Civplayah! You must be destroyed today. Any last words?"
"Imagine.... the world without me.... Imagine Beefy without me."

.................................................................................................... ...............................

"Those guys just don't give up... do they?"

Commander (Prince) Beefy of the Ottomans was standing above everything, staring at his army.
Civplayah standing beside him commented on the current situation.

"We've secured the vital resources of early stages. Stacks of trained Axe men and Battling Rams are getting trained up as we speak."
"Enemies?"
"For now, we only have to worry about Malinese Kingdom whos on the top of the ladder, and the English Kingdom up North. Situation on the western front is stagnated. We've beated back the Malinese stack made up of Skirmishers. But those Skirmishers are invincible guarding the cities.... English on the other hand aren't too hard to beat. They aren't trained very well, and our Axe men are far better then the English axe men."
"Bad news?" asked Beefy.. He already knew the answer.

"Finance. You my friend are skilled strategist, but when it comes to finance... You really ought to try harder" teased Civplayah.
Indeed his country was one step away from strike. Running on 30 percent technology research rate. Beefy had no choice but to spawn military units with the current available technology, and the result was large army. Two cities constantly under attack was fairly safe, but the army was unnecessary large. Beefys Ottoman was made from 4 cities. With 1 cities recently made on poor coastal area. His rivals made it impossible for Beefy to expand further, with their cities located on far better position.

"Next move?" asked Civplayah.
"What do you think my friend? WAR!!"


With "Writing" finished, Beefy quickly made peace with Mansa of the Malinase Kingdom
Beefy shifted all the axe men on the western front to the northern front and started to march them towards the English territory.
"KAMIKAZE!"

Cool looking Ottoman Axe men quickly trampled over English city of York. In less then 20 turns, Beefy conquered London and Nottingham.
It haunted the finance even harder, but now Beefy was able to disband some of his units. Now Beefy was on the top of the ladder in his first go at the Prince level.

(Using the Legend of Revolution mod on Civ 4. Richer Civ 4 experience! Cool looking units and so many more!)

.................................................................................................... .................................................

"Beefy won't last 5 turns without me!" cried Civplayah.

Remaining toys looked at each other, silently discussing whether or not to shout out the obvious. Eventually Molga broke the awkward silence .
"You realize your not actually doing anything. Its just Beefy speaking to him self?"
"NO! HE always plays Civ 4 with me beside the laptop!"
"I'm sure the Ottomans will survive without you. His Confucius Buddy Portugal is on the top with Beefy on close second. Only threat is Hinduist Spain led by El Cid along with maybe Mali."
"But... But!!"
"And the finance is getting better. His running on 50 percent now. So cease worrying and be destroyed peacefully."

Molga loaded the ICBM (Molgas missile combined with Donkey Kong smacking the Missile) and took a shot at Civplayah.
After the 6th strike, Civplayah stopped. He stopped speaking, he stopped moving. He stopped thinking.

"Time for the next operation lads!"


List of alive players 7/14
pevergreen
TheFlax
Seon
God Emperor
Death is Yonder
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus

Lynched 4/14
Beskar
Diamondeye
Landlubber
Civplayah

Killed 3/14
Kagemusha
Skooma Addict
Romanic

Start Night 4! If there is a night 4...

[Skooma Addict]

Molga loaded the ICBM (Molgas missile combined with Donkey Kong smacking the Missile)

I'm lovin' the write ups Beefy.

[pevergreen]

I'm lovin' the write ups Beefy.

He talked like that IRL sometimes. I miss that.

[Beefy187]

I'm lovin' the write ups Beefy.

Thank you
I appreciate compliments

He talked like that IRL sometimes. I miss that.

I really gotta get together sometimes and play handball :p
I promise I'll visit Brissy soon.

[Beefy187]

Bit early but Night 4 summery to make up for the long day... Finale?



The end is near.
I remember seeing that phrase somewhere.
Maybe that was the movie Zombie land or maybe it was Resident Evil.
Anyway it must've been one of the zombie films.
I hate zombie films. And zombies... Bah.. Chuck in all horror movies as well.
I don't hate ugly creatures or ghosts. I rather think their adorable.
But what I hate about the horror movies are the sudden movements and noises.
Thats what it gets me.

Now zombies aren't like that. They're slow.... Ignore 23 days/weeks later. Thats an exception.
Maybe they like to creep out the shadows all of the sudden with a fearful roar, but it doesn't scare me too much.
For me zombies above all are scary because they could be my family members or relatives. Or those I really love and care about.

I have zombie dream once in a while. Like 2 or 3 times per year. Few more if I end up watching Zombie films.
All of those starts well. Mighty Beefy... Starting with something casual like bamboo stick or baseball bat.
Slowly working up the hierarchy. Pistols to throwing stars to Kunais to Samurai Sword... Then ends with mystical asian power which controls all 4 elements of nature (Air, Water, Fire, Earth.... Then I got this "forbidden power" which is like Life and Death. Which is super powerful, but uncontrolable.... Maybe they should cast me for the next season of Heroes.)

Anyhow, I think you see why zombies are horrible beyond all imagination.
Now you need to guess why I'm talking about zombies.
Think..
Think..
Don't open up the spoilers till you've got your own answers.
I can guarantee you 99 percent you've got it wrong!

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Answer check
Well firstly because this fella is going to die tonight

Obviously with his Resident Evil game, when I first heard that the mafias are killing him, zombies are the first thing which came in my mind. You had a good run Pizzaguy (Or should I call you zombieguy). I'm sure you'll continue to participate in the game anyway, dead or alive.

Secondly, because the end is near. Can't tell you if its for the towns or the mafias. But the end is near.

Thirdly, because Molga my friend.... Strange thing popped in my mind. If my sweet girl turns into a zombie. Can I put a bullet in her forehead? My brain (BRAAAAAINS) says no. Shes someone I love. I can't possibly do that to her. I much rather turn into a zombie my self, and go hunt some fresh BRAAAINS as our routine date. I'll have jealous zombie buddies staring at me, I'll have zombie wedding, with human brains as wedding cake. Until our second death tear us apart, we shall be hippiest yappies zombie couples in the entire doomed world.

But my mind tells me something different. Once I start with my zombie killing spree, I would probably kill her without any hesitation. Maybe not if shes my first kill, but surely after the second, and thats not because I have crappy eye sight. Even if I can see her, identify her, and even if she had a sign which said "Look Beefy! Its me! Lets have some fun zombie life together" around her neck, I would still shoot her. Because I'm cold and dry person. Because I'm a loser who doesn't have any friends and in general, I trust no one but my self. So really... I really don't deserve a girl.

Beefy, talking to him self... Actually to Molga besides him.
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Too bad this isn't going to end like Toy Story.
In that story Toys lived on happily ever after and so did Andy.
But in this story, we're already living in hell and never getting out and you could end up in the same place Beefy.

I also heard this Beefy and so did this fellow Pizzaguy.
Pizzaguy and Molga agrees with you. They are the real royal toy of yours, because they are doing exactly what you would like. Break it up with the girl, laugh it up. Then back to normal life all over.

But Beefy. I've been watching you ever since you were a skirt flipping perverted 5 years old. I've seen you lie to your brother when you hid that GTA game under your bed (Then playing "Super being Smashed by my older brother") I've seen you being sat on by your school mates with pokemon theme song ringing in the back ground. I've seen you completely smashed but smiling after a mad graduation party. I've seen you cry as you left Australia on a plane back home. I've seen you depressed for a while, then happy when you got in Uni.

And most of all, I've seen how happy you looked when your talking about the girl.
How worried you looked when you heard that shes depressed.
You've been jumping up and down when you get text messages from her... I mean its just a text message! And you've been banging your head on the wall when you didn't get a text for more then a day.

I've seen you. And I know you. Your in love Beefy.
No matter how many bad qualities you think you've got.
No matter how many times you stuff up.
No matter what bull you tell your self.
And as long as you roll around in your bed, whispering her name in sleep, I'm going to do everything and anything to support you. Even if that means silencing my fellow toys as long as you keep fighting to get her.

So sorry Beefy. I'm going to betray you. I'm going to splash water on your sorry face, and slap you every time you say "I give up". Because this naughty rebel toy loves you and will always be there for you, even if you can't do the same to me.

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With Askthepizzaguy joining the new list of "MIA" while his attempt of "Operation Bad poetry/ novel writing skill", six remaining toys were rallied by Molga.

"Line up all of you." said Molga. "Next 24 hours is going to be hell for all of yous. Start voting!"

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List of alive players 6/14
pevergreen
TheFlax
Seon
God Emperor
Death is Yonder
autolycus

Lynched 4/14
Beskar
Diamondeye
Landlubber
Civplayah

Killed 4/14
Kagemusha
Skooma Addict
Romanic
Askthepizzaguy

Start day 5!

[Askthepizzaguy]

I recommend a vote analysis. Can someone post who each living player voted for during and at the end of every round? (It's been a long day for me, or I'd do it myself)

[Diamondeye]

pevergreen and TheFlax, in that order

At least, that's my take on things. God Emperor as a third, mayhaps?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Agree on pevergreen. He wanted me lynched, I was nearly lynched, then I was murdered immediately. Either mafia ESP or someone is trying to frame pever.

I'd like to see the vote record before I make my final recommendation though.

[God Emperor]

I can make the voting record if you like. Give me a little time and I shall have it ready

[God Emperor]

pevergreen -

phase1: civplayah , Phase2: Diamondeye , Phase3: No vote , Phase4: ATPG


The Flax -

Phase1: Diamondeye , Phase2: DiY , Phase3: No Vote, Phase4: Civplayah

Seon -

Phase1: No vote , Phase2: DiY , Phase3: Landlubber , Phase4: No Vote

God Emperor:

Phase1: ATPG , Phase2: DIY , Phase3 Landlubber , Phase4: pevergreen

DiY -

Phase1: Beskar , Phase2: Diamondeye , Phase3: No vote , Phase4: No Vote
Autolycus -

Phase1: God Emperor , Phase2: Diamondeye , Phase3: Landlubber , Phase4: Civplayah


This list obviously only contains the votes of the living players. it does not contain earlier votes before unvoting; Vote:

[Askthepizzaguy]

List of alive players 6/14
pevergreen
TheFlax
Seon
God Emperor
Death is Yonder
autolycus

Lynched 4/14
Beskar
Diamondeye
Landlubber
Civplayah

Killed 4/14
Kagemusha
Skooma Addict
Romanic
Askthepizzaguy

Just to place it visually near the other thing.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Death is yonder and pevergreen, by voting pattern, and choice of kills. My recommendations.

[autolycus]

My gut says this is a frame job on pevergreen. It's too neat.
vote: Death is Yonder