Man - I have no idea what that means in the colonies - all I know right now is right here back home we just hit GIN oh-CLOCK.
ahem.
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Man - I have no idea what that means in the colonies - all I know right now is right here back home we just hit GIN oh-CLOCK.
ahem.
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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
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Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
Watch it, the colonies have the ability to wipe the motherland off the face of the earth nowadays.Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
@ Pizza
Maybe you could have a set time for all the rounds to end, so we don't have any more confusion. These mafia games used to always have this, but lately that seems to have changed. This is up to you of course, you are the ghost host with the most,:laugh4:, but if there is a vote, I would vote for a set time. Thanks.
Um... that was a bit of an overreaction Zac.
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Originally Posted by Zaccino
au contraire! - That had a beat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Greyblades
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Originally Posted by Greyblades
Eh, Vodka is better. :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
I was at work when the round ended, uneventfully might I add.
Okay let's see a tally...
Seon 6 (Nightbringer, CountArach, Andres, Chaotix, SalmonSoil, Double A) :skull:
Chaotix: 5 (BSmith, Kagemusha, Jarema, Seon, Visorslash)
GeneralHankerchief: 4 (issaikhaan, Believer, Zaccino, Rickinator)
CountArach: 2 (Csargo, edse)
Visorslash: 2 (Diana, LazyMcCrow)
Andres:(Arjos)
Believer:(GeneralHankerchief)
Populus Romanus: (PRII)
Diana Abnoba: (atheotes)
kagemusha:(Ishmael)
edse: (CaptainBlackadder)
'SalmonSoil: (Tiaexz)
rickinator9: (Robbiecon
Robbiecon: (DaveShack)
Pharoah rameses II: 1 (Populus Romanus)
Nightbringer: 1 (White_eyes:D)
"You know, we've got a large group of people here. Maybe Askthepizzaguy was right... maybe we should play a mafia game, right here in the Gameroom!"
Everyone looked at Seon.
"Am I correct when I hear that as 'I volunteer for the position of game host'?" asked Andres. "Maybe you don't yet realize my power as Forum Admin. I could force you to become the game host, or smite you with lightning bolts!"
"Well, I wasn't volunteering, per se... I was just saying, you know, maybe a nice game to pass the time." said Seon.
"Are you familiar with the term 'an offer you can't refuse'?" said Nightbringer. "We'd like you to host the game."
"That's okay. Really, I'm cool." said Seon.
"I'm pretty sure you'd make a great game host. I insist." said Chaotix.
"No, it's quite all right fellas! Maybe Chaotix could host it instead!" pleaded Seon.
"You first." said Chaotix.
"Do it! Do it!" said Double A and SalmonSoil.
"I vant to suck your blood! Ah ah ah ah!" said CountArach. :vampire:
"Okay that was random and unnecessary. Perhaps we could put it to a vote!?" Seon said as he began slowly backing out of the Gameroom.
"Well it just so happens I have the results of the polling right here." said Andres, snapping his fingers. A deafening boom was heard throughout the entirety of the .org, and the sky began to tear itself apart. Lightning bolts, rain, hail, flaming rocks, and live frogs fell from the heavens... as well as a gigantic stone statue clutching a tablet, whereupon was carved the tally.
"Oh my goodness. I've never seen anyone make it rain before." said Seon.
"Yes, I'm quite good at that. I even used fresh water this time. The blood was a bit much." remarked Andres. "By the way, you're the new game host."
"D'oh." said Seon.
"So, what's the game gonna be?" asked Double A, curiously.
"It's gonna be.... an all-Jesters game. And they all have Force Breath." said Seon.
"Then there's only one question that needs to be asked. Will there be vampires?" asked CountArach.
"Yes. There will be vampire jesters, with Force Breath. Who are also secretly ninjas, who practice their martial arts from beyond the grave." said Seon.
"Wow. Zombie ninja vampire jesters with Force Breath!" said SalmonSoil. "That game sounds awesome."
"Not only that, but you're not allowed to type the letter t, or you get modkilled." said Seon. "So you can't even vote properly!"
"I've come back from the grave just to play a game that awesome." said Askthepizzaguy. "There's just one problem with that idea, Seon."
"What's that, zombie Askthepizzaguy, who is also a ninja vampire?" said Seon.
"Look behind you." said Askthezombieguy.
Two men wearing masks were standing right behind Seon, brandishing firearms. They fired their bunny launchers, gunning down the hapless Seon without mercy. Seon was dead before he hit the ground, buried underneath a pile of furry carnage.
"And I also died again for some reason" said Askthepizzaguy, who inexplicably suffered a fatal zombie ninja jester heart attack.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [31/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Believer
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
Visorslash
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [2/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
BEGIN NIGHT ONE!
What?
Bunny launchers?
What?
Vampire ninja zombie jesters?
What have I gotten myself into?
The most teryfying thing is zombie ninja jester heart attack. If it can happen to zombie ninja jester, it can happen to anyone at any moment!
In the words of Nicholas Cage... I'm a vampire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw
Vampires suck. Liteally, but besides that, theyu are reatrded.
But ninjas are cool.
Watch the language, please.
-Chaotix
I would like to be in reserve :)
Visorslash are you drunk or posting from your phone, (or both)? :laugh4:
Oh wait, I see, 'posted via mobile device', that's a mafia scum tell on this forum. (from a previous game):stare::yes::laugh4:
(I think it even made it into the "rules" list IIRC.)
She say's while posting from a mobile device... :creep:
Are you somewhat fond of the reserve, or do you have some ulterior motives for such wish?Quote:
Originally Posted by God Emperor
:laugh4: Yes I see that now, but I posted from my computer. That is strange, but my computer is a laptop, maybe any device that is not a desktop is classified as mobile. Okay, it may not mean anything then. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by BSmith
Nope, I'm on a laptop right now and it doesn't say "mobile."Quote:
Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba
MAFIA
Me too. :bow:
Don't know why it says that, all I know is I'm on my laptop, in my home office. Believe what you want to believe, I can't change that.
I was drunk. And ever since I used an iPad to go online here and post, it says posted via a mobile device. Even when I use a computer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba
I'm surrounded by mobile device scum!!!
If only Subotan were here...
An ATPG game, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Greyblades
"So.... you think you can host this mafia?"
Edse just kept snoring.
"I think that's pretty funny. Hysterical, even. As a matter of fact, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. You make me laugh, Edse. You're quite the comedian. Or, perhaps, a clown. Do you like clowns, Edse? Because you remind me of a clown. I think your face just needs a few more finishing touches...."
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Believer stirred in his sleep. He heard what sounded like a helicopter off in the distance. Yawning, he hopped out of bed and went down the hallway to the bathroom.
"Release the package." A shadowy figure ordered.
Believer didn't hear the trapdoor beneath the shipping container slide open. Believer didn't see the trapdoor releasing the contents of the suspended metallic box into a freefall. Believer didn't realize that one thousand bowling balls were about to drop silently through the air. Believer didn't know that they were being dropped from several thousand feet up, onto a freshly-painted bulls-eye. Believer didn't know that bulls-eye was painted on his roof, just above his bathroom.
Believer didn't realize that he was about to become the world's messiest bowling pin.
"Drat. Out of toilet paper."
As the first of many bowling balls struck him on the head, he realized that he would never again be able to squeeze the Charmin. And now, he is too dead to host this mafia. And he didn't even like to bowl.
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Edse heard the alarm go off, and rolled out of bed. He stumbled groggily toward the bathroom, flipped on the light switch, and looked in the mirror.
He saw a clown staring back at him.
"Not clowns! Anything but clowns!" screamed Edse. He ran toward the bathroom window and jumped out.
Except there was no bathroom window, so he ruined a perfectly good wall before he plummeted ten stories to his death on the concrete below.
On his way down, he decided to finally face his fear of clowns. He reached up and honked his big red nose.
"Hey, that's actually not so bad!" said Edse. "If only I had time to learn how to juggle!"
I regret to inform you, he did not learn how to juggle.
Possibly alive enough to host this game: [29/33]
Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
Visorslash
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino
Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [4/33]
Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse
BEGIN DAY TWO!
Day ends Monday April 23rd at 8AM eastern time, USA. (GMT-5)
:speechless:
...Dear lord I've been away way too long.
...I vote we bury ATPG's body under 10 ft of concrete before proceeding.
If someone likes clowns, he also loves mimes...
C'mon, if you love mimes, sign up here
So many interesting ways to die.
Of course not much to go on this early. Let's start with someone on the Chaotix bandwagon, for example Visorslash.
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Originally Posted by DaveShack
Vote: DaveShack
Well he kinda did.
Vote: Chaotix
Oh yes, do help out your scumbrother in arms...Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
Vote: Visorslash
But he was right...Quote:
Originally Posted by Arjos
vote: Arjos
No he wasn't. Dave never actually voted, he just bolded Visorslash's name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
EDIT: I would vote for you here, but I'm already voting for someone else. Sorry Jarema. No hard feelings, ok?
It isn't Chaotix, as if he was mafia, he would have killed me.
Vote: Visorslash
Only someone who wants to host this game would pay such close attention to it.Quote:
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Vote: Visorslash
Well that was a remarkably quick bandwagon.
I swear that I'll go all Fluffy on you all if this continues. Memes, memes everywhere.
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As in The Fluffy One...NOOOOOOOOO, you are truly cruel, you must be mafia. Vote: Visorslash :laugh4:
Vote: Visorslash because I'm following the others
I don't see anything about requiring Vote: , just that the vote must be bolded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
But just in case, that was indeed Vote: Visorslash.
vote:rickinator9. For being lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by rickinator9
Vote:rickinator9 for jumping on a bandwagon too quickly.:bow:
It is Org tradition to bold the name of another member, so it would get confusing without the "Vote:" part.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveShack
This bandwagon is stupid. Vote: Arjos, for this post:
Keep in mind that this post is the one that started the current bandwagon and you might care to re-evaluate whether it is worth killing Visorslash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arjos
Vote: White eyes for starting the counter bandwagon.
Yeah I don't like this Visor wagon. I'm going to have to vote: Arjos
Why don't you like it? The threat of memes adds to the excitement imo :cheer:
One cannot simply meme into mafia.
Posts incoming. All relating to mafia.
https://i.imgur.com/GiOtW.png
https://i.imgur.com/LwQCr.png
https://i.imgur.com/ygcLm.png
Sage advice:
https://i.imgur.com/RL9P5.jpg
Good times.
https://i.imgur.com/aYv6l.jpg
my eyes hurt
Vote: Visorslash
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Oh and Unvote; Vote: Arjos
vote: Visorslash for putting up bright colours that make my eyes hurt. Also, I don't tend to join in on bandwagons all that often, and so I figured I should try it out. Actually, it's quite fun. I should do this more often. :yes:
Vote : CountArach
vote:ishmael for blindly joining the bandwagon! and for using recycled reasoning of eyes hurting!
He's also killing my bandwidth usage, if that helps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightbringer
I believe this is the first time I've been targeted by the mafia early. I would vote for someone unaware of my general behaviour that always seem to come across as scummy.
Vote:visorslash for pretending to be the greatness that is Fluffy.
To be honest, it's really not interesting. Though I'm really not inclined to play this game considering I don't even have the luxury of the votes on being random. I don't know why almost any of the votes are on me besides the fact that it seems like the thing that people do today. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Greyblades
Looks to me like you brought this upon yourself. You just kept voting for me, and even though I didn't retaliate, people just don't like to see their kind and caring moderator being voted for like that. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
Chaotix is truly the master of oxymorons.
vote: Visor until he explains his vote.
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Originally Posted by Andres
What are you doing Andres? You can't be doing that! Vote: Andres
Andres was scum yesterday and my guess is he's still scum today. vote: Andres
Okay, this is all very funny, but let's not have this become a runaway bandwagon on Visor (even though he may have brought this on myself, and I still have my doubts that he is town). We need to put some pressure on others as well. Unvote: Visor Vote: GeneralHankerchief. What was with the "voting closed" post from last lynch phase? Trying to manipulate the thread/vote count? :sneaky: At the time of that post, Seon and Chaotix were tied with 4 each, but Chaotix was 1st to reach 4 votes therefore the leader at the time. Were you trying to close the vote then, to save your mafia partner Seon or bus your mafia partner Chaotix? As far as I know you had no authority to close the voting at that time from Pizza, so either way this is very scummy play. :no::stare:
Actually, that's a very good point. GH's post fooled me into thinking that voting was closed for awhile. Very strange behavior. unvote, vote: GH
GH's is a good case...
I'll unvote; Vote: Atheotes, waited a bit to see and I hope a mafia jumped on the wagon...
Either way I FoS from the 3rd voter onwards in the first wagon and those in the counterwagon...
I don't like his reasoning for voting Arjos.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Why is it relevant that Arjos' vote started the bandwagon on Visorslash? As if Arjos could have had predicted that?
Trying to fabricate a reason for your vote is something scum often does. Mafia often feel the need to explain themselves, but because they are mafia, they need to fabricate something. And this reason for CA's vote on Arjos is so rubbish, that it sounds fabricated.
CA is scum.
I think Chaotix might actually be town, because he would have typically responded with a laughing smilie then comment ":laugh4: Good logic", only to attempt to fool and trick me, he hasn't! So he isn't worried about being seen as scum.
Or, maybe I specifically didn't comment to make you think that! You see, Mr. Beskar, I know how you think just as well as you know me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiaexz
I know that this is yet another post attempting to bait me to make a comment on it.
And I will not fall for it. No, I will most certainly not.
What's this Beskar/Chaotix thing...?
Goes back to some game a long time ago where I was mafia and Tiaexz (at that time called Beskar) figured it out and got me lynched or something like that. Then in ATPG's Star Wars I got a neutral role and since I suspected Tiaexz would be suspicious of me I first-night killed him. Funny part was that he was actually the mafia.Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
Ever since, in every game Tiaexz and I have been in, he has posted something about me not being mafia because I didn't first round kill him. Then he uses my response to that comment to determine I am mafia and get me lynched again.
It always works. It's pretty uncanny.
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Originally Posted by Chaotix
Then the last game, I worked it out it was you and we could have worked together (since I was a neutral), but you killed me anyway! That was evil. You killed me for being right.
It was a better reason than people have for voting for Visorslash and I was fishing for a response from Arjos as much as anything. It also served to get a bit more attention that served to remind everyone why they were lynching Visor. At this point all our voting is still completely random so really there was never going to be any good reasoning behind a vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
If I had truly wanted to vote for someone to deflect votes away from Visor or someone else I could have just voted for anyone who was bandwagoning him and that would have been valid enough. If I had wanted to keep a low profile I would have just added to the bandwagon. Of course that is WIFOM.
In regards to the above: It could either be townie trying to stop a lynch he thinks is wrong, or scum snuggling and trying to look good. It could be either and there are fair cases for it.
Good luck.
good pointQuote:
Originally Posted by Andres
unvote; vote: CountArach
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Originally Posted by CountArach
You felt the need to vote for someone and give a "legit" reason, but that "legit" reason you gave for voting was actually rubbish and sounded fabricated. That's why I think you're mafia.
Vote: Visorslash
Choo choo