Hey, nobody is hosting this Large Mafia [Concluded]

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yes I see that now, but I posted from my computer. That is strange, but my computer is a laptop, maybe any device that is not a desktop is classified as mobile. Okay, it may not mean anything then.

Nope, I'm on a laptop right now and it doesn't say "mobile."

MAFIA

[BSmith]

Me too.

[Diana Abnoba]

Don't know why it says that, all I know is I'm on my laptop, in my home office. Believe what you want to believe, I can't change that.

[Visor]

Visorslash are you drunk or posting from your phone, (or both)?

Oh wait, I see, 'posted via mobile device', that's a mafia scum tell on this forum. (from a previous game)
(I think it even made it into the "rules" list IIRC.)

I was drunk. And ever since I used an iPad to go online here and post, it says posted via a mobile device. Even when I use a computer.

[Nightbringer]

I'm surrounded by mobile device scum!!!

[Chaotix]

If only Subotan were here...

[Double A]

What?
Bunny launchers?
What?
Vampire ninja zombie jesters?
What have I gotten myself into?

An ATPG game, duh.

[Askthepizzaguy]

"So.... you think you can host this mafia?"

Edse just kept snoring.

"I think that's pretty funny. Hysterical, even. As a matter of fact, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. You make me laugh, Edse. You're quite the comedian. Or, perhaps, a clown. Do you like clowns, Edse? Because you remind me of a clown. I think your face just needs a few more finishing touches...."


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Believer stirred in his sleep. He heard what sounded like a helicopter off in the distance. Yawning, he hopped out of bed and went down the hallway to the bathroom.

"Release the package." A shadowy figure ordered.

Believer didn't hear the trapdoor beneath the shipping container slide open. Believer didn't see the trapdoor releasing the contents of the suspended metallic box into a freefall. Believer didn't realize that one thousand bowling balls were about to drop silently through the air. Believer didn't know that they were being dropped from several thousand feet up, onto a freshly-painted bulls-eye. Believer didn't know that bulls-eye was painted on his roof, just above his bathroom.

Believer didn't realize that he was about to become the world's messiest bowling pin.

"Drat. Out of toilet paper."

As the first of many bowling balls struck him on the head, he realized that he would never again be able to squeeze the Charmin. And now, he is too dead to host this mafia. And he didn't even like to bowl.





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Edse heard the alarm go off, and rolled out of bed. He stumbled groggily toward the bathroom, flipped on the light switch, and looked in the mirror.

He saw a clown staring back at him.

"Not clowns! Anything but clowns!" screamed Edse. He ran toward the bathroom window and jumped out.

Except there was no bathroom window, so he ruined a perfectly good wall before he plummeted ten stories to his death on the concrete below.

On his way down, he decided to finally face his fear of clowns. He reached up and honked his big red nose.

"Hey, that's actually not so bad!" said Edse. "If only I had time to learn how to juggle!"

I regret to inform you, he did not learn how to juggle.











Possibly alive enough to host this game: [29/33]

Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Tiaexz
Visorslash
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [4/33]

Askthepizzaguy
Seon
Believer
Edse




BEGIN DAY TWO!


Day ends Monday April 23rd at 8AM eastern time, USA. (GMT-5)

[Greyblades]

...Dear lord I've been away way too long.

...I vote we bury ATPG's body under 10 ft of concrete before proceeding.

[Jarema]

If someone likes clowns, he also loves mimes...
C'mon, if you love mimes, sign up here

[DaveShack]

So many interesting ways to die.

Of course not much to go on this early. Let's start with someone on the Chaotix bandwagon, for example Visorslash.

[Chaotix]

So many interesting ways to die.

Of course not much to go on this early. Let's start with someone on the Chaotix bandwagon, for example Visorslash.

What's the matter? Too afraid to make the first vote yourself?

Vote: DaveShack

[Visor]

Well he kinda did.

Vote: Chaotix

[Arjos]

Well he kinda did.

Oh yes, do help out your scumbrother in arms...

Vote: Visorslash

[Jarema]

Oh yes, do help out your scumbrother in arms...

Vote: Visorslash

But he was right...

vote: Arjos

[Chaotix]

But he was right...

vote: Arjos

No he wasn't. Dave never actually voted, he just bolded Visorslash's name.

EDIT: I would vote for you here, but I'm already voting for someone else. Sorry Jarema. No hard feelings, ok?

[Beskar]

It isn't Chaotix, as if he was mafia, he would have killed me.

Vote: Visorslash

[Zack]

Well he kinda did.

Only someone who wants to host this game would pay such close attention to it.

Vote: Visorslash

[Visor]

Well that was a remarkably quick bandwagon.

I swear that I'll go all Fluffy on you all if this continues. Memes, memes everywhere.

[Diana Abnoba]

I swear that I'll go all Fluffy on you all if this continues. Memes, memes everywhere.

As in The Fluffy One...NOOOOOOOOO, you are truly cruel, you must be mafia. Vote: Visorslash

[rickinator9]

Vote: Visorslash because I'm following the others

[DaveShack]

[*]Votes must be bolded.

I don't see anything about requiring Vote: , just that the vote must be bolded.

[DaveShack]

But just in case, that was indeed Vote: Visorslash.

[BSmith]

Vote: Visorslash because I'm following the others

vote:rickinator9. For being lazy.

[White_eyes:D]

Vote:rickinator9 for jumping on a bandwagon too quickly.

[CountArach]

I don't see anything about requiring Vote: , just that the vote must be bolded.

It is Org tradition to bold the name of another member, so it would get confusing without the "Vote:" part.

This bandwagon is stupid. Vote: Arjos, for this post:

Oh yes, do help out your scumbrother in arms...

Vote: Visorslash

Keep in mind that this post is the one that started the current bandwagon and you might care to re-evaluate whether it is worth killing Visorslash.

[Kagemusha]

Vote: White eyes for starting the counter bandwagon.

[SalmonSoil]

Yeah I don't like this Visor wagon. I'm going to have to vote: Arjos

[Csargo]

Why don't you like it? The threat of memes adds to the excitement imo :cheer:

[Double A]

One cannot simply meme into mafia.