Let's assume that I'm taking her to my home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
What am I going to do with her?!
~D
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Let's assume that I'm taking her to my home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
What am I going to do with her?!
~D
For the following situation, I need help.
A good looking girl, without a boyfriend. She declared to me that she is waiting for him, and she also said that she is not looking for any guy. Nice and sweet. I asked her, what is her favourite type of guy. She said: " I'm not telling you".
Now, how do I "conquer" her!? :embarassed: :help:
Fly me to Romania and for a small fee ill take care of this "Guy" ~D
Shall I give you some flowers while you travel?! ~;)
~D
If you can't figure it out then you don't deserve to know.Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Just kidding....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
Can you help me, BTW?!
Where how often and how long do you see her we need logistics before we can unleash the master plan ~D
First you need to figure out if she's worth the effort.
at 14 dont even bother with girls, seriously, just go out and party with your mates till you hit about 17, then its more worthwhile, but in the end most are still too flippant untill thier 20'sQuote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
HEY! Horses more valuable than women at the time of Chales IV... ~D I mean...he was an Emperor...Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
They're seriously emancipated man..... And very developed ~D (if you know what I mean)Quote:
Originally Posted by Alrowan
@ strike for south:
I see her often man. Just yesterday, I went with her and other 4 girls and 2 boys, strolling in the park.
Just pull your *thing* out. That's what I always do, and it works! :dizzy2: ~D
Too direct ~D
You have to take a girl easily, then progress slowly. ~D
I dunno sounds like a plan to me ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
I have a cunning plan! Hire someone to attack her or something, then suddenly you step in and save her (having first arranged with the attacker that he falls down unconscious after just punching him once). She thinks that your her hero, and hey presto, she's yours.
I think it'll be to obvious....
She'll hate me after that!!!!! She only likes me as a friend. No relationship between us. ~:mecry:
Oh man, stop sobbing and make her yours! Pull of a dinner somewhere, trust me she'll get the message. That is... if she likes you to begin with, nothing we can do if she doesn't find you attractive enough to date, but you can try.
If you give up everytime they want to be just friends you'll never get anywhere... like me:sad:. So just do it.
Ohhh the ladder theory!Quote:
Originally Posted by BDC
Basically an easy way of getting a good eye full of her rear end ~D ~;)
~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: no comment
I need help also :help: :help: :help:
I suggest, if you want to be really corny, get a band together and outside her house sing Blue Swede's Hooked on a Feelin'.
Oh man....
This ladder theory is great! ~D
I love it! ~D
Whatever you do, don’t give up easily. ~D
Not that it is a concern for any of you, but it will explain some things; I just ended a relationship that lasted for about four years, and have been “no woman, no cry” for three months now.
That is not an issue. The real issue is that I haven’t dated a woman for four years now (besides my own one). Odd, how you can’t get it right from the start. ~D
I meet this girl, a very tough nut. Straight as hell in her way of acting and speaking, but still toying, elusive, mocking, arrogant and sexy, even if short. ~D Damn, I want that biatch! First evening I make my move, still reluctant how far should I go (I never go for sluts, no fun in it, and you never really know where she’s been :thinking: ), and that little nutcase plays me so nice. Damn, she is dancing around me like Cassius Clay, landing jabs, dodging my poor attempts to knock her out, beating the shit out of me. I get frustrated, she drops her guard a bit, lets me come closer and “WHAM!”, right in the nuts! ~D Damn her, but I know, all is fair in love and war.
Would you like me to put it in TW terms?
:book:
I set up my hastily recruited army, line them up and start testing her resolve with few volleys of archer/catapult fire. She responds calmly in the same measure, buried in the ground, defensive stance, provoking.
I hit her left flank and she bends, right flank striking out. I pull back, go after the right flank, and in an incredible gracious harmony she pulls back her right flank, striking back out with the left. I lose my nerves and hit straight at the center, she falls back with her infantry and starts enveloping me with her both flanks. I barely get out of it alive. ~D Damn, that chicks has some mean moves, and she’s been playing Jedi mind tricks on me quite well. ~;)
Multiple advices. Don’t choose a tough nut for your first war objective. Take something less challenging. ~;) Also, do as I did, fight at several fronts, do not put all of your eggs in one basket. In the meanwhile, I’m getting some good results with other ones, but none is as intriguing as this one. Also, do not give up. Learn from your mistakes. Try different approaches. And take it easy, m8.
The current situation; she has the high ground (yeah, I know, its over, Anakin ~;)), defensive stance, her troops are fresh, she has all the benefits on her side. I have only one thing that speaks to my accord; time. I will wear her down. I will pound on her again, and again, and again, until I breach those walls, tear open the cursed gates, destroy the culverin towers, break into the town, cut down all the defenders, loot everything and molest the cattle. ~D Imagine she going straight to me “Well, I must hand it out to you, you are a tall, sexy mofo with some brains, there is no decent competition for you around here.” And then just grinning, like, “your move, m8, and you better make it good!”. ~D
I will quote “Bloody” Richard after his seduction of the young and beautiful Lady Ann: “I will have her…But I will not keep her long…” :evilgrin:
Patience. Sooner or alter, the Dark Side will prevail.
That's some real stuff right there mate! ~D
This ladder theory(haven't read it all) brings me to one question:
Why do girls like assholes, outlaw bikers and other crap men?! ~:confused:
No they don't, it's just the fact that assholes don't take crap from nobody so the women have to make an effort. That's just how it works. Also the asshole wants "break down the walls and molest the sheep" far quicker then the nice guy who by first glance looks like he just wants to talk. Boooooring. You have to be prepared for battle my little medival friend. Say what you want and get it.
Yeah but, I'm not the nice guy who wants talking. And I'm not the asshole either, because it's not in my groove, except when I'm with my idiot classmates.(class camp on Monday, bleah)
I'm the middle guy.....
rofl@the ladder theory
it makes a kind of sense...someone hit me!
Yeah.... It's really off da hook....
Well, I'm meeting her today. I'll simply ignore her. Let's see how she faces it.
Ok well don't just ignore her, because she might ignore you back. Instead push her around, and get really close to her face and smile till you get a smile back. That should work. You have to an apeman, if you want to understand human mating. Logic won't work in your favor in the game of love. You have to be random and aggressive.
We're going to a mall, with a couple of other girls and 2 of my friends.
When we meet, hugs and kisses with everybody(except the boys!). So, not that hard. But after that, it's a different.
She's a good girl, and she's mostly smiling. We're going to a movie, hopefully a horror one so she'll jump on me ~D
And about aggressive, you're very right. :bow:
But not too much, or it's gonna have very bad side effects.
The force of unreason is strong in this one. ~D
Yeah definetly not abusive, just a little pushing. Tease her and go up really close to her face, and not just for the greetings kiss. Do it when you are alone with her. Like tell your friends you and her are getting candy or something. You'll find a way. The unreason will take a hold of you, and nothing can stop you after that. You are unstoppable. ~:cheers:
Enjoy your new found powers, and use them wisely young padawan.
One problem:
She won't go nowhere with me, especially alone. I tried it several times.
We'll see how am I gonna manage it.
Plus, hopefully I won't see a guy that I know. I had an argument with him, and he said when we'll meet again he'lll "pump" me. He's an idiot, bad marks at school, and visits the mall where I go very often!!!!!!! Hopefully, it won't happen.
Well, here's how it went.
Nothing special, only hugs and kisses and the beginning. She didn't want me to sit next to her, I really got angry after that. I tried almost everything but no avail. I'm ~:mecry:
Looks like she's slipping some words out. I told her who's my "enemy" to her heart, and she said: "Enemy?! No way!!" After I asked her what's the meaning of it, she said: "Nothing. Seriously, it's nothing". Very fishy.
What do you guys think she wanted to say about that?! ~:confused:
:help:
Err I'm confused, you said "enemy" or did she say "enemy"?
Did you get really close to her, and grab her hand?
More importantly did you try to kiss her on the lips?
These things are important, forget the enemy crap.
If she still doesn't like you then you should try asking her why, straight to her face. It clears things up and you get to move on. You'll have plenty more opportunities, just don't get hung up.
Here's the stuff.
I said enemy first, and she said also,after. I tried that also. The only thing that worked is that she allowed me to hold her hand. From the ground floor to the 2nd floor of the Mall. About 1 minute and a half.
Ok. I'll try that also.
Tried it.
She said "What question is this?!". She completed"What fault do I have that I don't like you?!"
"I just can't tell my heart to love somebody"
"I can't fall in love at command"
But most important, watch this.
"I fall in love, without knowing it."
Damn it...you turn it in all the ways possible.... ~:mecry:
And now is good time to ignore her completely and watch her drool. ~;)
I can't believe it's this hard though, you have to try and schedule some dates. Seduce and destroy! That's the way.
She is right by saying that she can´t love on command.
Maybe you can help her by seperating a bit as BP suggested. If that won´t work, move on I´d say.
I'll try to ignore her completely. Though it's very hard for me ( you know what I'm talking about), I gotta do this because I love her too much. Plus, yesterday we went to a movie: "In Good Company". Kinda romantic, too bad she didn't let me stay near her. Damn it!!!!! ~:mecry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Oh well, one conclusion: Love is blind. :smitten: :sweetheart: ~D
Many boys told me that she is very beautiful, so I have acquired a great virtue: Refined tastes ~D
And watch this, my ex-girlfriend told me: "Uh uh. No chances with her."
Any more tips guys?!
I don't want this thread to fade away.....
Let me ask you: Do you have a girlfriend?!
I had a...few, but now I’m collecting trophies only. ~:)
Even though my moves are rusty, I still know all the basics.
Number one rule is: do not give up.
If you are messing it up, mess it up real good, and learn from it. There are always other fish in the sea. But that you do at the very end.
Went to see the Evil One again last night. I climbed the hill, watched my troops swarming around the camp, raising trebuchets, digging trenches. This will be a siege, and I am getting a feeling that it will not be a long one. I feel the old strength returning, the Dark Side taking back the hold of my wicked heart. The walls of her city are high, the towers are ready to reign destruction and fiery death upon my troops, boiling oil is set up at the gates. And there is she, standing at the wall, seductive, elusive, challenging. Few more occasions for easy loot have appeared in the last few days, but iron against the steel is no test of strength. I want this city, I want to see these walls crumble before me, I want to set up my banner high in the ruins of her castle. I’m gonna beat her into submission so sweetly that she will praise the day I came to take her into my own private harem. ~D
Going by the schoolbook, and with few surprise sneak attacks I was at the gates last night. Then I pulled back. Oh, the sweet suspense! Once conquered, the sweet taste of victory begins to fade. I will have my time with this conquest.
Patience, my young apprentice. There is no speed in terms of speed, merely the issue of whether the things are in rhythm or not.
“Thus, though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.” Be mindful of this as well.
I won't even think of giving up. She's a real trophy. Very gorgeous girl ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by voigtkampf
She doesn't have a boyfriend, but she likes a 16 year old(bleah!).
Patience and cleverness is the thing.
Edyz, from the sound of that she doesn't feel very comfortable in your company - a bad thing.Quote:
Plus, yesterday we went to a movie: "In Good Company". Kinda romantic, too bad she didn't let me stay near her. Damn it!!!!!
I think that should be your first priority ; making her enjoy yor presence - not get scared ( for want of a better word ; ) when you hint on wanting to sit next to her.
As many have said before , make her laugh - go out with her a lot , and let her bring friends if she wants.
Don't make her feel uncomfortable by telling you love her - how noble this may be .She will think you want to go way to fast, since you guy's don't have a real ''relationship'' yet.
Just do the next best thing, tell her you like her ( sounds less intimidating than love ) and preferably when you're alone or when you really thing that she'll respond in a better way than she did before.
:balloon2:
Yeah.... This is the thing. I said to her that "I love you", so maybe that's why she doesn't feel comfortable with me. I meet her a lot. I've seen her many times this week.
Now it's the hard part. I really love her, and I won't let it slip away.
Edyz, how long have you been in love with this girl? cos there is like an "invisible barrier of time" where it stops being cute and gets wierd. It happened to me last year, i had speant a whole year going after this one girl and on a school trip to spain she came up to me and said back off this is getting weird. My point is, if she hints that it is getting weird, back off and love her from afar (not literally) be friends with her for a few months, even help her with any guy trouble and then once you've become really good friends you'll know weather to ask her out or not...
Good luck and when it works....buy me a beer
I like her for about 2 weeks. And I went with her and some friends out many times. Yeah, it's kinda of a restart.
And ok, I'll buy you a beer! :barrel: ~:cheers:
So you've said you love her? Missed that part… ~:verysad:
You are boxing with Mike Tyson and you just willingly tied your right hand behind the back. :help:
Rule number two: never say that you love them, especially if you do.
You are in a world to hurt, m8, Godspeed. :embarassed:
GAH! You never told me you said "I love you"!!!
That changes everything, no wonder she doesn't want to be with you, you creeped her out now she thinks you are some monster.
Ok now you REALLY have to ignore her if you don't want a restraining order.
Guess this is the only way.
I have to restart the whole thing, got damn it. But, how much do I have to ignore her?! That's the hard part.
Well stop showing intrest in what she's doing all the time , you can of course stop ignoring her when she starts talking to you- there's no need to be mean ~;)
And if you can manage it , stop / reduce the time's you see her ,but don't overdue it and make it seem that you might hate her.
:balloon2:
Or you could just talk to her.....say that your sorry for freaking her out and that you dont love her anymore, say that a friendship is all you want then be the best friend you can to her, wait around two months and start showing intrest again
just so you know, you saying that you dont love her will be a lie! but the key is communication, both lack of and abundance of. At some points you may be required to 'ignore' her (not be a close friend) and times where you pay close attention to her(when your out alone for example, this does not mean getting "close" if you understand me) but soon, if your a good friend, she get around to loving you as much you do her, its just that you need patience.
BTW is this girl hot?
I think this advice kinda fits well in the part of an intellectual whore, you know. Kinda risky...Quote:
Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16
~;)
Be funny, be confident, be yourself.
Well, you messed up big time, no doubt about that.
But only valid advice is to push forward.
Stop talking about love, hold your ranks firmly together and slow down your advance.
Once you jump into the water (by saying the dreaded “L” word) you can’t change your mind half way in the air.
You can only prepare for the impact. ~;)
Well,
I'll talk to her, no need to be mean, as Dutch_Guy said. I've assured my back anyways, because she knows that I also like another girl(actually I don't, I just said that so I can make her gelous, to find out if she likes me). So, I think I'll stick to that, so she won't think that I still love her.
I'll have to wait for a month or two, then restart the whole thing. But this time, progressively, or it's the Abyss for me, just as the Ladder Theory says.
@ian_of_smeg16
Yeah, she is. But I won't give you her messenger ID or phone number. ~D
Have Patience Edyz my friend,patience.Think of this like a siege.If you cant crush her gates immediately.Exhaust her with time.You have to think what she likes and offer her that.The confession about loving her made this really hard for you.You have to think to go around it and make her forget it.Its all about needs and how to deliver for those needs. :bow:
LOL Crush her gates...what an innuendo!Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
but he's right, have patience my brother and things will work out ~:cheers:
yeah , that's a good idea actually . And this way you'll know by her reaction if she likes youQuote:
because she knows that I also like another girl(actually I don't, I just said that so I can make her gelous, to find out if she likes me). So, I think I'll stick to that, so she won't think that I still love her.
:balloon2:
She said:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
"Just to tell you, Sonia(the other girl) is in the park".
Also she had her hair in a pony-tail and she also said: "This(she had that thing which keeps the girl's hair in a pony-tail) is from Sonia".
Not much of an evidence that she likes me though.
:embarassed:
You guyz have a girlfriend?!
If so, how have you "conquered" her?!
The DArk Side is powerful, my young apprentice.Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Actually it was a blurry and confusing night (my birthday party), due in part to the amount of alcohol ingested. We had known each other for a few months now, but the alcohol kinda tipped the balance in the right direction. ~D ~:cheers:
HAHA! Of course the secret variable to this equation is alcohol. Why do you think it's so popular in bars and teen parties. It helps get people so loose that they don't care about being who they really are.
En vino veritas, is what the Romans said, or somthing. It means in wine the truth is revealed. And it's couldn't be truer.
Finally....
I overcame the hard part. I told her that I don't like her anymore. I asked her if we are gonna remain good friends and she said yes.
Now, assemble the army for a one month march to Constantinople(she).
@ Swords Master
Lucky dawg.... You got a birthday and a girl and birthday presents!!!!!
Well guyz... Bit of update
I told her that I don't love her anymore and the result: she's a bit more communicative with me!!!!! ~:eek:
Oh well. I'm preparing the army. I have to be very prepared for the siege. Couple of Siege Cannons, Trebuchets, Heavy Onagers, Sap Points should do the work, coupled with dismounted Kataphraktoi and Varangian Guards.
~D
So let us put this into military terms. You assembled your armies in preparation of the invasion of her country. Any attempt to make a reconnaissance of her forces/feelings were met in force by her armies. Then you tell her that you plan to annex/love her. She responds by putting more troops along her borders. Not a good sign. Far from an amicable invasion, it seems as though hostilities are about to break out. You decide to open diplomatic relations/talk to her. You tell her that you are interested in another country/girl and feint a withdrawal of your troops. She still keeps her troops put. She is not budging. Finnally you open diplomatic relations once again. You tell her that you have abandoned all plans to annex her and request the resumption of normail friendly relations. She agrees.
Well my friend, militarily this does not look good. Your morale has been a bit dented and any invasion would be uncertain in its outcome. Should it fail, morale will go down more. Somehow you need to convince her that an occupation of her country would be a good thing.
Yeah, well, I haven't prepared sufficiently.
My name is "The Ottoman Sipahi" who at least on the 3rd try conquered Constantinople ~D
My morale has not been dented. It would have been dented if she hadn't agreed the normal diplomatic relations.
Damn, I think I shouldn't have made this comparison with love and medieval war. ~D But older patrons might know that this is my running gag for a long time here on .Org, even before I joined it.
Edyz, you are in a mess now, the faint with the “I don’t love you any more” has brought you a little more maneuvering time, but do not fool yourself; you are on swampy terrain now. She is still on alert from you, like a startled animal that has heard a wig cracking underneath the hunter’s foot, ready to run away at the slightest sign of danger. If you pull another frontal assault any time soon, you’ll mess it up for good. You need patience now.
When on surrounded ground, plot. When on deadly ground, fight. You are now on surrounded ground, fighting will be your demise. Maneuver carefully around her, wait for your chance, learn all about her, get to know your enemy. You can take a completely different approach, hell, you must. And never, ever again say “I love you”. That is always dangerous and works only in movies, in my experience.
Not to brag around, but the last night I made some complicated maneuvers, fainted an attack on the west gate and hit the central gate instead, massing my troops and sending in a wave after wave. Then I stop, regroup, attack again. I have fought a lot of battles before, and perhaps my edge is not as sharp as it was few years ago, but I believe it has more to do with the fact that she is a tough negotiator. ~D
The result? I broke open the gates, the outer wall has fallen.
Not bad for someone who has been in 4-year long relationship and hasn’t dated any other woman in that time. Rusty, perhaps, but no old iron yet. ~;)
But I have come to respect my opponent greatly. I think I will push for an alliance rather then for a merciless destruction. She will pledge allegiance to me, and yield before my power, but she will remain free. It is a great joy to observe such a defiant warrior woman, proud, skilful, fearless and, last but certainly not least, beautiful and intelligent.
But for now I think I’ll enjoy some looting. ~;)
Oh, yes, the bad side is that I will have to pass on another WoW instance run this weekend. Damn, this real life thing is getting in the way of my gaming habits. :help:
Voigtkampf,
You're a real Siege Assault Expert ~D
Yeah, well I'll let her cool off for a month, and then start off again. But this time, march not rapid march, or the abyss for me.
But, after I become very good friends, how am I gonna jump the ladder?!
From the friends ladder to the "real" ladder!!!
Hard to say. There is no general advice on this a subject, a fail-safe recipe to follow.
Avoid bragging, yet inspire the notion that you are a cool, smooth operator. Behave with her almost as you would behave with your friends. Most of the time you should ignore her as a female, but from time to time comment something on her, how good she smells that evening or that you like her hair that way better or that she has a nice dress/outfit.
Wait for the right moment. You should feel when it comes.
Of course, if all else fails, try to get her drunk. :book: Cheapshot, but it works. ~;)
Then why the hell are you using Varangian Guards? ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
yes , but if you are that desperate , you must make sure she really is drunk, that way if something goes wrong, you can deny it on the spot; ''well I sure as hell don't remember doing anything like that , it didn't happen you hear me ! ''Quote:
Of course, if all else fails, try to get her drunk. Cheapshot, but it works.
And she might have forgotten it all the morning after.
Still I would recommend doing it , however if you're that desperate , it might work.
:balloon2:
heeh hee heee heee lol
This thread is a riot. :laugh4:
With my concealed and impetuous 8 valour Mangonel, of course!! ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
But seriously, I made her laugh. I made her laugh her arse off, and for some reason she kept calling me up.
I got engaged to her last weekend. ~:cheers:
Shave your body. ~D
Congratulations Roark. ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roark
Oh, you poor bastard. ~D You know what they say; marriage is what comes after life and before death. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Roark
Well, honestly, congratulations! ~:cheers:
I was engaged twice, dropped it twice. :duel:
Got “disengaged” some three months ago.
Now getting engaged in some immoral activities only, with varying oponnents. :charge:
That kind of engagements is what I prefer now. :smug:
Well done Mate ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roark
Any advice for us "un-comitted" chums of yours?
Remember-
"Marriage is a coffin and every child is a nail being pounded into the lid"-Homer Simpson.
My dad had a good laugh there. ~D
I'm baaack in business!!!!
Now, since I'm back from the horrible school camp, it's time for preparing and conquering ~D
Or, in the words of a drunk (and therefore wise) friend of mine:Quote:
Remember-
"Marriage is a coffin and every child is a nail being pounded into the lid"-Homer Simpson.
My dad had a good laugh there.
"Marriage is like a tatoo. Expensive, good looking for a while and the less you think about it the less painful it is." ~D