Ooh Nice L C Cinna! Balloon for you! :balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayce
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Ooh Nice L C Cinna! Balloon for you! :balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayce
So you've got some Gestatae staying with you at the moment?
That's right. Twelve of them.
Where are they going to sleep?
Anywhere they like...
Some young mothers went with their young children to a mother-and-child meeting. When they got there they found out that the greek who was taking it had rung in sick. The replacement was a Naked Fanatic.
at brave: :inquisitive: ???
A skit involving the Nubian, TPC, and a whole lot of other people.
The Nubian Pontic Thorakitai: Whats up guys
Ambros, Xenophone and everyone else: WTF, you can speak greek!?
TNPT:Indeed, so whats up?
All of em: Nothin much, just hopin our unit doesn't get cut out in EB 1.1
The Persian Cataphract: Greatings, and indeed you will. You will instead be replaced by more regional horse archers! One for every province in Persia!
Everyone but the Nubian: WTF NO WAY
TPC: Indeed, wait, TNPT, why aren't you stupified?
TNPT: Cause olive flavored cracka, Parthia got replaced by Nubia.
OH NO! Say it isn't so!
An archer enters a tavern, shoots an arrow and hits a krater in bartender's hands.
- I'm Perseus, captain of Bosphoran archers.
Several minutes later another archer enters the tavern. He shoots an arrow and hits a small kylix in bartender's hand.
- I'm Ajax, captain of Cretan archers.
Finally a militia toxotes enters the tavern. He shoots an arrow and hits the bartender.
-I'm sorry.
whoo lool:laugh4:
I like that one Andronicus.
Another war breaks out. On his way to join the assembled troops, a soldier stops to consult a street side fortune teller.
"Oracle!" the man cries out, "tell me if I will return to my modest farm and live to see my children's children play in the olive groves?"
The fortune teller looks at him and the fine panoply the man has. The divinations are made and the soldier is impressed by the arcane proceedings.
At last the fortune teller addresses him directly. "Honour the gods, trust in your friends and obey your commander. You will return to your wife and live to a fine age content in all things."
This greatly pleases the man. "Thank you, sage! When I return I will give you gold and silver for this news!"
The fortune teller looks thoughtful.
"If it is all the same to you," says the fortune teller, "pay me now."
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The Oddysey- the worst excuse any man has given for why he was late home and gotten away with.
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This Roman general conquers all Greece, and decides to reward himself with all kinds of honours. He goes to Athens and demands to be made head of the Academy there.
The elderly greek philosopher in charge is hesitant but the Roman insists, so finally the old Greek agrees, on one condition. The Roman must sit a test.
The day of the test arrives and the Roman general presents himself at the academy for the test, but he brings two legions with him for moral support.
The old Greek philosopher is natrually quite intimidated but he begins the test anyway. First question is a tough one one about a minor detail the Illiad which flummoxes the general completely. The old Greek is on the point of dismissing him out of hand when the mass of Roman soldiers breaks out into a chant "GIVE HIM A CHANCE! GIVE HIM A CHANCE!"
The Greek is stunned by this and move onto the next question, a very abstract point of Platonic philosophy but before the Roman general has a chance to muff the answer the legions take up the cry "GIVE HIM A CHANCE! GIVE HIM A CHANCE!"
Completely intimidated the Greek decides to pose a really simple question and get the farce over, so he says "what is 2 plus 2?". After a full minute of head scratching and frowning the roman general guesses "Four?"
Before the philosopher can congratulate the General on his success the legions erupt: "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
That joke was very sad... XD Well, there's always someone dumber than you, as they say.
That's classic. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andronikos
http://forum.cncreneclips.com/style_...cncre/lol2.gif Balloon for you: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/image...c-balloon2.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Andronikos
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have mercy Ayce-the movie clip was disturbing..(middle aged, poorly conditioned fellow, dancing? yuch!)
that was all a joke of course...:clown:
In EB 1.1, I'd like to see some remnant of the Beaker People.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...f0b96676-1.jpg
Two fully clad cataphracts walked into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have ducked ~:joker:
Like you guys didn't see that one coming. I had to provide some comfort to you after delivering the horrible news of EB 1.1 getting cancelled.
what?!?Quote:
Like you guys didn't see that one coming. I had to provide some comfort to you after delivering the horrible news of EB 1.1 getting cancelled.
April 1st isn't until Tuesday ...
*whines hopefully*
I think that was part of the bad jokes department development teams usually play on their public if the product they do is free.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disciple of Tacitus
In EB, every day is April 1st. Except those that are not.
But even those are a bit. Except some. Some that aren´t. But all are. Except those that aren´t. Which are everyone. Except those that are. Are are are are are are are are are are are are *snaps out of trance*
Sorry, I should lay of the chocolate, it´s not good for my head.
A, honestly that is like the only joke I know. Seriously. I'm horrible with jokes. I tell it and people just stare at me. It's sad, but it's 100% true. And by 100% true it is obviously 87% false if a team member is saying it.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract
Can anybody explain to me that cataphract joke? I've pondered but nothing brings a smile to my face.
It's based on a play on words and a twist on the traditional jokeformat of 'a man walks into a bar.' If I say any more than that I would be simply giving it away.
Oh yeah.
'A man walked into a bar. Ouch.'
Ah, I see now. Man that's lame.
Somewhere in between that "walking into a bar" joke and Gestatae there is a good EB variation on that joke. Just not sure... .
Maybe I've had too much chocolate...
After all this time finally i got to understand this...:laugh4: that could have been thanks the lucidity of a sunday morning... very funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by marodeur
the one on the three archers of andronicus was really funny too.
there are some ones i cant understand yet, but i come from time to time to re-read it again, who knows i could get that eureka... example the cataphract ones didn't understand yet...
Um, it's really just a pun on the word 'bar'. As in, a bar could either be a drinking place, or an iron bar. So if cataphracts walked into a bar... what kind of bar are we talking about? ;-)
ah, now that is quite funny, ok not pure genius (sorry TPC:laugh4: ) but i have understood it, thanks! so another one is archivied.Quote:
Originally Posted by pezhetairoi