And while Plutoboyz are running arround in Numidia, Cute Wolf suddenly come and shout : "Wheere are you going!?!? Finish our damn modding project first!" and then both plutoboyz and Cute Wolf found themself teleported back to Bandung.
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And while Plutoboyz are running arround in Numidia, Cute Wolf suddenly come and shout : "Wheere are you going!?!? Finish our damn modding project first!" and then both plutoboyz and Cute Wolf found themself teleported back to Bandung.
"the reason I was there is to find a good ship that can carry me safely to Java. unfortunately I have to gather some army to take over Kart hadast port. Parthian blocking land route. so I have to use sea route." said him. while back to mainland greece, Alexandros's empire were troubled by several Illyrian pirate...
The pirates were angry because they weren't allowed to compete in the Olympics. But the Greeks said that the pirates could compete in the Olympics if they went to Rome and smashed the Barbarian temple there.
And so the pirates did that, without anyone interfering, for the romans took siesta at the time, but..
they accidentally attack Carthaginian navy while crushing Rome port. thus the battle became more and more complicated...
I may seem to think that this is very useless, uninformative, and frankly not EB related at all, if it is meant to be an AAR please move it so, but keep the EB forums free of spam (canned or fresh:clown:) :nospam:
Thank you
~Jirisys (please mods, do something about this)
Dude, it's related by EB by his caracters (dugfuntz, Pluto, wolf.. etc) before comming and scrap our fun, read the first post : Be as ahistorical as you want. meaning that if we want to send Caesar on Mars, captured by the zergs that sacked Rome we will do it! that thread is there to have a bit of fun, and never intended to be an hiostorical documentary! If you don't like what you read here, no one force you to come and read!
...(on the story again)... Jebi, having learned the pirate attack on his navy, sent a relieve force with the mission to sack costals village of Illiria, from where most pirates came, meanwhile, he also sent a ambassy to their capital to clarify that action undertook by the pirates...
... Jebi forgive the Illyrian. it just a small accident, anyway he have many ship, so it won't bother him. so Jebi hire the pirate to fight with him against Roman...
Unfortunatly, during the negotiations, the pesky Barbaroi had time to send embassy and subdue with their fat coffers, some greedy cities, hence, they considerably increased their navy and ground forces in no time... Jebi was now faced with a more serious challenge, and went to seek alliances with his fellow romaioktonoi round the known world...
And so the Great Chapter Armies of Romaioktonoi are summoned, The Baal Lords of Jebi's own chapter, The Wolf Riders of Lykos, The Steel Will of Duguntz and his Klibanophoroi Somatophylakes. A Massive Splinter Armada of the Vergina Sons and their associated marines approach by sea, under the orders of the Megas Basileus ton Basileon himself. Two crusades from Centrio's Sons of Makedonia marched north, one led by Arthur the Briton and his Bodyguards, the other by Hannibas Khan.
Although accounting for only a splinter of the Romaioktonoi's forces, the deployment of the Basileus ton Basileon and the Regent's own chapters meant the Barbaroi has annoyed the civilized people for too much. The 49th White Crusade has begun.
don't want to miss the party, a strange army come from east. everything from them was very unfamiliar. but the commander was looks familiar.
"ah, that boy! I was kick him from my port." said Jebi.
hearing that. the Roman come closer to the strange army. thinking that the stranger was on their side. but the Romans wrong. the legionaires massacred in minutes...
then one of Romaioktonoi shout, "go back and finish our mod first!"
"ahh... the party just begin. okay gentlemen, we must go back to mountains." said their commander.
"hmm... too bad. they can be good asset". said another Romaioktonoi.
But the Romaioktonoi were unaware of the secret Romani plan to invent a time machine, suddenly a squadron of Spitfire's and P-51's joined the newly founded RAF (Romani Air Force).
(Duguntz said as ahistorical as you want, then you get it).
~Fluvius
seeing some metal bird flying, the strange boy became exited. "Ah.. I should call My buddies out there!" Suddenly, countless flying saucer came from sky and quickly purge the sky.
The Rômaioktonoi however invented their own time machine and brought with them some 5000 JAS 39 Gripen from the barren homelands of the Swedes, which they used to destroy all Romaio Aircraft, with aid from the Plutonese of course.
its Plutonese! not Alien! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons
:P fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by plutoboyz
Due to lack of power sources however both time-machines were broken.
...until plutonese scientists created hundred of thousands genetically engineered mountain goats, generating a massive time space vortex by stampeding through the Po valley.
Everybody watched anxiously as...
..the Italian peninscula was completely obliterated.
along with its inhabitant and all their history. known today as Atlantis...
Unfortunately, Julius Caesar and some other Romans had built a spaceship and went to the planet Mars, where they met some zerglings that seemed to make great house pets.
Until they noticed that the zefglings had giant nasty fangs after which Julius along with his crew fainted. The zerglings of course later ate the romans.
The Romans, leaded by Caesar was walking through the alien's stomach. "look over there" said Labien to Caesar. And they saw a starship, swallowed by alien before. But some Gauls already build their village there and called it new Gergovia. "Hm, it reminds me something" said Caesar. After the massacre, Romans captured the starship and using blasters killed aliens from inside and went to the Earth.
This time, Romaiktonoi, having no enemy left started to search new one. Their alliance was messed up. Gauls went on war with Swebozez, Ptolies with Seleukids, Carthage with Lusos...
until they noticed that the romans were back, after which they formed up as Romaiktonoi again, and killed every roman, destroyed every trace of roman DNA every timemachine ,etc. :P
ugh.. late
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they even managed to kill the 'wolf'
But once Rome was destroyed, the Romaiktonoi seemed to have no purpose. They needed something to do, but all that anyone could think of was getting drunk and fighting each other.
They turned their attention to the Philoromaioi instead, most of them located in America.
but philoromaioi give no fun. they just back and building economy. waiting for another roman.
One week ago.
"So, who can operate starship?" asked Caesar his followers.
*silence*
"Commander, thes err... creature says he can" said some legioner from 10th Legion
"Can you? What is your name?"
"Adiral Akbar! Ready to serve!"
"We must return Rome" exclaimed Labien.
"No! It is a trap!" said Admiral Akbar "Lets conquer the galaxy instead"
"Good, Labien, you can go there in extra module" said Caesar "While we would make new Pax Romania with blackjack and *** ;-)"
So, Labien and his followers were captured in a trap on the Earth and they all die. While Caesar fought cosmic Gauls, Pharaons, space Numidians and so on. He have build large Empire, but withought Earth, coz he generously presented it to Romaiktonoi. Who cares about one planet, when you can afford all of them?
but the boy from former planet saw this as a threat. He send his best scientist to teach Romaioktonoi "How To Build an Space Armada".
So, out of boredom he came here and started the 121869th thread about the release date of EBIIQuote:
Originally Posted by Mulceber