an EB story

[plutoboyz]

The Rômaioktonoi however invented their own time machine and brought with them some 5000 JAS 39 Gripen from the barren homelands of the Swedes, which they used to destroy all Romaio Aircraft, with aid from the Aliens of course.

its Plutonese! not Alien! ;)

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

its Plutonese! not Alien! ;)

:P fixed.

Due to lack of power sources however both time-machines were broken.

[Lvcretivs]

...until plutonese scientists created hundred of thousands genetically engineered mountain goats, generating a massive time space vortex by stampeding through the Po valley.
Everybody watched anxiously as...

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

..the Italian peninscula was completely obliterated.

[plutoboyz]

along with its inhabitant and all their history. known today as Atlantis...

[Zradha Pahlavan]

Unfortunately, Julius Caesar and some other Romans had built a spaceship and went to the planet Mars, where they met some zerglings that seemed to make great house pets.

[Arthur, king of the Britons]

Until they noticed that the zefglings had giant nasty fangs after which Julius along with his crew fainted. The zerglings of course later ate the romans.