When u mix up between galician and galatian(guilty)
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When u mix up between galician and galatian(guilty)
Wow I remember this thread, you really braved yourself deep in the crypts of this forum to bring it back among the living.
Well I say something on topic now I'm here:
When you know you have to do a lot of homework but keep checking this forum. (guilty)
~Fluvius
That makes two of us.
EDIT: You know you play too much EB when you revive a thread that was dead for the last 2 years.(Guilty)
When you have transformed into such a Celto-phile that your body is tattood with Celtic patterns and your hair is only a few centimetres from your nipples (guilty)
... When your girlfriend is studying for an exam on Hellenistic history, asks you about Alexandreia-Eschate, and you tell her you just conquered it... (guilty)
:laugh4: nice one
Excellent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Teucer
You know she plays EB too much when she knows what Alexandreia Eschate even was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Teucer
hehe... I wish. As it is, she just gives me funny looks for playing too much. At least she's a Classicist and understands the appeal.
EPIC...Quote:
Originally Posted by Teucer
Mine doesn't get EB at all... I can only play it when she's out, or alse i'm risking her being in a bad mood for the whole day!
haha mine thinks it's fascinating to listen to, and says the guys are funny looking when they run around.
And you know you play EB too much when you get annoyed if you think your professor says the wrong name for cities.
guilty of that :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biowulf
How do you make the non-Classicist understand the appeal?! I need to know how!Quote:
Originally Posted by Teucer
Does she have a sister who's a classicist? I really need to meet more women in my major!Quote:
Originally Posted by Teucer
Guilty also. -MQuote:
And you know you play EB too much when you get annoyed if you think your professor says the wrong name for cities.
You know you play too much EB when you think the Romans were only successful because everyone else was playing on VH/VH and they were on E/E.
...when you begin to explain your professor, that the Hellenistic kingdoms are cheaters, because they can form phalanx boxes.
Or if you believe that Pyrrhos and Caesar were killed by CTD's.:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hannibal Khan the Great
~Fluvius
Or, when arguing whether Alexandros or Hannibal was a better commander, you say they were the same and just had different names to prevent a cloning CTD!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluvius Camillus
When the cop says to drop your weapons, you cry "MOLON LABE!" before being riddled with bullets.
Also, you pronounce names of ancient states or cities correctly, such as Epeiros, Makedon, or Qarthadast (although I am not so far gone that I refer to Greece as Hellas or Rome as Roma).
Also, when you watch Lord of the Rings, you find yourself mentally replacing the types of soldiers with ancient counterparts (if applicable).
Also, you don't have a girlfriend because whenever you are around females you are too busy with discussions about Central Asian nomadic warfare to talk about ponies or fairies or lesbian fantasies or whatever it is that girls talk about.
When you see a small hill on the way to a camping expedition, and think how would you arrange the troops so that they would fend off the attackers
When you look for a potentially better spot in order to have more tactical advantage
When you remember the hill on your way back
When you imagine you're a: hoplitai, principes, leves (or akontistai), accensi, etc...
When you imagine that your tent's bag is an hasta (or doru) and a bag full of sheets is your scutum (or aspis)
When you say perfectly all the roman/greek/celtic/punic things the unit say
When you say perfectly all the names of the soldiers you use in your campaign
When you say all this when doing the same actions they mean
When you imagine formations in order to fight imaginary battles
When you imagine you are in a movie about EB
When you hate that modern warfere use gunpowder instead of old-fasioned ruthless spears and swords and unforgiving tactics
When you imagine that in your country (where there was no european until 1503 IIRC) there were battles between the roman republican army and the celtic armies
When you take the time to remember all this and write it instead of playing EB
All guilty as charged your honor
MISTHOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKIOI?
Is there any reason why the defendant made this... actions
LOCHOS VADEL!
Apparently he hasn't played EB for 2 days your honor, and there's no time to play it today
TAXEIS EXCITE!
Good lord, i want him to play EB ASAP for at least 3 hours
EXPUGNATE!
Yes your honor
~Jirisys (can't play EB today, darnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
You spent too much time playing EB campaigns instead of working in your own half-way modding project (guilty)
I am guilty of this too.... I got a 1500+ word research paper due tomarrow and only got about 150 words in started and im still checking this forum.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluvius Camillus
I cant seem to concentrate!
ouch.....
Bon chance!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcus Darkstar
When you think every day to change your nickname, which you choose for yourself long time before EB, just for it to look cooler in an EB-way
guilty
You know you play too much EB when you make the EB map your desktop background and start thinking on potential expansions or new ares to conquer while listening to some EB music, when you should be making your homework (quilty).
and start feeling annoyed if you put an EB screenshot of Hyspaspitai as your desktop background and your College pals start asking "what romans are these?" (almost guilty)
As long as you don't kill that guy for insulting Hellenic pride..... :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by HunGeneral
... when reading this thread.
hehe... too true, too true...Quote:
when reading this thread
Or when you spend some time to make a kata-purple-cute-wolf-thingy image as your signature...:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
Guilty.Quote:
Originally Posted by HunGeneral
Couldn't have said it better myself! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by plutoboyz
When you're playing, your girlfriend calls, ask you what are you doing, and you answer that ''you're learning about antiquity history and tactical warfare''...
guilty...
Well, maybe I should made the Wargozez version soon (looking for duguntz to see and scream OOOHHHHHH MYYYY EYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSQuote:
Originally Posted by vartan
Oh no, Duguntz... We have to stop Cute Wolf's diabolical plan to ruin all the badass units of EB!
well, spartans will have cute faces too, and sacred band will have my racoon counterparts, change Gaesatae's face so they will be Obelix, and the Roman Legions will have rat faces...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hannibal Khan the Great
Mwahhahahahahahahahaah... cha chu pika!
Hannibal Khan The Great, , we will stop the evil... his brain must have been washed by the Barbaroi. This great evil doer can't be the cute wolf we knew before, some psychological distortion must be at work.
And cute wolf... Touch a hair of the Worgozez, and I'll take the plane right up to Bandung, and I'll burn your computer XO
I won't only touch their entire hair... just change their body to a pinky purplish wolfie with heart mark at the front..... *back to photoshop*Quote:
Originally Posted by Duguntz
Come if you dare, bring on your best unarmoured warriors, when I've prepare tons of Horse Archers here...
As well as my own Sweboz warriors...
...you start activist groups in the forums to promote justice.... (guilty)
p.s. Duguntz, I'm considering of giving you a title, a march and a charge. =]
Count me in aswell. I'll just bring some heavy armoured nobles strait from the Steppe - well see what horse archers and (traitorous) sweboz troops can try to stop that....Quote:
Originally Posted by Duguntz
My God! That earthquake in Indonesia must have been worse than I thought!
Cute Wolf, you see, Many assembled under the Baneer of JUSTICE, Stop your machiavelic plans and Indonesia MIGHT stay untouched... continue, and you shall see Sweboz warbands under my banner running from the west, dreaded horse archers under HunGeneral, crushing indonesian soil under their hooves, Hannibal Khan The Great will also lead his troops and many more, with their military might, will unite under one same Banner : JUSTICE TO THE BADASS
@Satalexon : With that title, I shall march toward the ennemy and mightily make him tramble in front of a furious charge ;)
Then true to your passion for jousting, you shall be the Klibanophoros Ton Rhomaioktonon. =] You shall have your serfs and march to provide you with arms, horse, and retainers. May you charge and run down all our foes.
Your Charge: Die Ewigen kriegstreiber. (excuse my poor german, I may have left bits off here and there..)
With all honor, Basileon Ton Makedonoa, I accept that title, and side by side with our mighty armies we shall enter Barbaropolis... Glory and plunder await!!!
It will! Coz, me and my horde will join. guy I'll wait you in Bandung. lets stop this maddness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons
My Hetairoi, Thorakitai and Hysteroi Pezhetairoi army will set sail from Pella tomorrow. Where should I land my army fellow Hetairos?Quote:
Originally Posted by plutoboyz
Assemble the Army!
hey, be careful when you guys fighting here! its My hometown! if make even slightest damage here, I'll make this war into three-way war!Quote:
Originally Posted by Duguntz
land at 'B'. then follow the blue line.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&sour...83026&t=p&z=10
be careful. the route will be dangerous and tiring!
my Saka horde will greet you there.
Ah good, thank you for the map information my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by plutoboyz
your welcome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons
The above is what you get for playing too much EB, then spending too much time on the forums.
:p
I'll bring from 1050 A.D. a horde of battle-hardened Engliscmenn and teach this possessed CW why we were the ones who defeated the spatha, kontos and longbow to take over those wannabe Barbaroi! But be careful, my allies..... the Romaioi will probably send reinforcements. P.S..... It might be that philoromaios Sonic that's behind all this! Keep your guard up....
OT!! OT!! OT!!
:spammer:
:focus:
:nospam:
~Jirisys (OT!! OT!!)
When you forget, that you will write an exam today morning. (guilty)
What means OT?????
i know i play too much EB when at 11pm when i need to write my essay on the military history of Afghanistan when its due the next day i decide to play EB instead.
Off-Topic, almost ever it is meant as "go back to topic!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Duguntz
Hey, calm down... all I do is only add some cuteness on Wargozez, Aeldry Ayzamblade, and Dorkim Khdoshim...... well, you can look them on my facebook wall.....?
And why are you against all of this? maybe I should give pikachu's face for Hypaspistai though :grin:
Because if you do it, you CRAP on history!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
~Fluvius
But in Soviet Russia, History Craps ON you!
It does, if you think about it, all their hype about being the 3rd Roman (Barbaropolis) Empire n stuff...Even when it's the October Revolution that ended it all......argh...it's crapping on me already.
:clown: Me thinks the Amerikanoi are the true and spiritual heir of the Roman Empire, probably the 5th of 6 Roma (Barbaropolis) technically :clown:
Who were the 4th Rôme then O Basileus? :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by satalexton
Again:
:focus:
Take the barbaropolis discussion to the Romaioktonoi group.
Thank you, Satalexton. As an Amerikanos and a Romaiophilos that's very gratifying to hear. -MQuote:
Me thinks the Amerikanoi are the true and spiritual heir of the Roman Empire, probably the 5th of 6 Roma (Barbaropolis) technically
Comming from Satalexton, i'm sure it was ment as a compliment...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Just because he meant it as an insult doesn't mean I have to take it as one. :happy2: -M
:focus::focus::focus::focus:
Please, post something useful instead of little chit-chat
~Jirisys (20% less OT!)
You know you play too much EB when you start acting like a mod.
Don't post when you are drunk and deppresed :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by jirisys
Nah I agree with him, it was quite an anarchy here earlier this week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons
~Fluvius
That ain't not cause i play too much EB fellaQuote:
Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons
~Jirisys (tired of anarchy and spam, and likes to be a mod-impersonator)
Jiri is right. His totalitarian nature is, well, his nature.Quote:
Originally Posted by jirisys
jaja, let's OT for a bit here, since nobody has posted anything related to this thread since 10 posts agoQuote:
Originally Posted by vartan
i'm not entirely totalitarian, i'm just, disorder-hater, i can't stand when my classmates bark like elephants, i feel the need to get a grenade and to blow them up to pieces (i'm a wanted serial killer in nebraska, florida and arkansas; unfortunately, michigan's constitution doesn't declare me a wanted fellan, i need 324 more murders in order to get it (i have 5846 summed up by today)) but anyway, i think this thread will get locked because of your irresponsability, i found nothing wrong with but as my nickname suggests, i'm a professional thread killer (and moderator & member pain in the ***) but since i have not much to say or do, i would like to show my talent on textures in order to be part of the EB helping team for skinning, but i also want to edit the images for my AAR, and also play EB, since doing all three is not possible, i will go for the AAR editing, thanks for your wonderful interest in this post
Edit: Why the hell can't you write the rest of my name????? writing "sys" is going to take too much off you day, well anyways i'm drunk (with coke) so i'm gonna get me some pizza rolls, anyone want a pizza roll? email me if you want a pizza roll! Pizza rolls! Pizza Roll!
~Jirisys (boooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing)