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    When you're playing, your girlfriend calls, ask you what are you doing, and you answer that ''you're learning about antiquity history and tactical warfare''...
    guilty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vartan View Post
    Or when you spend some time to make a kata-purple-cute-wolf-thingy image as your signature...
    Well, maybe I should made the Wargozez version soon (looking for duguntz to see and scream OOOHHHHHH MYYYY EYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS

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    Oh no, Duguntz... We have to stop Cute Wolf's diabolical plan to ruin all the badass units of EB!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal Khan the Great View Post
    Oh no, Duguntz... We have to stop Cute Wolf's diabolical plan to ruin all the badass units of EB!
    well, spartans will have cute faces too, and sacred band will have my racoon counterparts, change Gaesatae's face so they will be Obelix, and the Roman Legions will have rat faces...


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    Hannibal Khan The Great, , we will stop the evil... his brain must have been washed by the Barbaroi. This great evil doer can't be the cute wolf we knew before, some psychological distortion must be at work.

    And cute wolf... Touch a hair of the Worgozez, and I'll take the plane right up to Bandung, and I'll burn your computer XO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duguntz View Post
    Hannibal Khan The Great, , we will stop the evil... his brain must have been washed by the Barbaroi. This great evil doer can't be the cute wolf we knew before, some psychological distortion must be at work.

    And cute wolf... Touch a hair of the Worgozez, and I'll take the plane right up to Bandung, and I'll burn your computer XO
    I won't only touch their entire hair... just change their body to a pinky purplish wolfie with heart mark at the front..... *back to photoshop*

    Come if you dare, bring on your best unarmoured warriors, when I've prepare tons of Horse Archers here...

    As well as my own Sweboz warriors...
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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    ...you start activist groups in the forums to promote justice.... (guilty)

    p.s. Duguntz, I'm considering of giving you a title, a march and a charge. =]




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    Quote Originally Posted by Duguntz View Post
    we will stop the evil... his brain must have been washed by the Barbaroi. This great evil doer can't be the cute wolf we knew before, some psychological distortion must be at work.
    Count me in aswell. I'll just bring some heavy armoured nobles strait from the Steppe - well see what horse archers and (traitorous) sweboz troops can try to stop that....
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    My God! That earthquake in Indonesia must have been worse than I thought!


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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    Cute Wolf, you see, Many assembled under the Baneer of JUSTICE, Stop your machiavelic plans and Indonesia MIGHT stay untouched... continue, and you shall see Sweboz warbands under my banner running from the west, dreaded horse archers under HunGeneral, crushing indonesian soil under their hooves, Hannibal Khan The Great will also lead his troops and many more, with their military might, will unite under one same Banner : JUSTICE TO THE BADASS

    @Satalexon : With that title, I shall march toward the ennemy and mightily make him tramble in front of a furious charge ;)
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    Then true to your passion for jousting, you shall be the Klibanophoros Ton Rhomaioktonon. =] You shall have your serfs and march to provide you with arms, horse, and retainers. May you charge and run down all our foes.

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    With all honor, Basileon Ton Makedonoa, I accept that title, and side by side with our mighty armies we shall enter Barbaropolis... Glory and plunder await!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons View Post
    My God! That earthquake in Indonesia must have been worse than I thought!
    It will! Coz, me and my horde will join. guy I'll wait you in Bandung. lets stop this maddness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plutoboyz View Post
    It will! Coz, me and my horde will join. guy I'll wait you in Bandung. lets stop this maddness.
    My Hetairoi, Thorakitai and Hysteroi Pezhetairoi army will set sail from Pella tomorrow. Where should I land my army fellow Hetairos?
    Assemble the Army!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Duguntz View Post
    Cute Wolf, you see, Many assembled under the Baneer of JUSTICE, Stop your machiavelic plans and Indonesia MIGHT stay untouched... continue, and you shall see Sweboz warbands under my banner running from the west, dreaded horse archers under HunGeneral, crushing indonesian soil under their hooves, Hannibal Khan The Great will also lead his troops and many more, with their military might, will unite under one same Banner : JUSTICE TO THE BADASS
    hey, be careful when you guys fighting here! its My hometown! if make even slightest damage here, I'll make this war into three-way war!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons View Post
    My Hetairoi, Thorakitai and Hysteroi Pezhetairoi army will set sail from Pella tomorrow. Where should I land my army fellow Hetairos?
    Assemble the Army!
    land at 'B'. then follow the blue line.
    http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&sour...83026&t=p&z=10

    be careful. the route will be dangerous and tiring!
    my Saka horde will greet you there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by plutoboyz View Post
    land at 'B'. then follow the blue line.
    http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&sour...83026&t=p&z=10

    be careful. the route will be dangerous and tiring!
    Ah good, thank you for the map information my friend.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur, king of the Britons View Post
    Ah good, thank you for the map information my friend.
    your welcome.

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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    The above is what you get for playing too much EB, then spending too much time on the forums.
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    I'll bring from 1050 A.D. a horde of battle-hardened Engliscmenn and teach this possessed CW why we were the ones who defeated the spatha, kontos and longbow to take over those wannabe Barbaroi! But be careful, my allies..... the Romaioi will probably send reinforcements. P.S..... It might be that philoromaios Sonic that's behind all this! Keep your guard up....
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    OT!! OT!! OT!!





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    When you forget, that you will write an exam today morning. (guilty)
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    What means OT?????
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    i know i play too much EB when at 11pm when i need to write my essay on the military history of Afghanistan when its due the next day i decide to play EB instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duguntz View Post
    What means OT?????
    Off-Topic, almost ever it is meant as "go back to topic!"

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    Hey, calm down... all I do is only add some cuteness on Wargozez, Aeldry Ayzamblade, and Dorkim Khdoshim...... well, you can look them on my facebook wall.....?

    And why are you against all of this? maybe I should give pikachu's face for Hypaspistai though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    Hey, calm down... all I do is only add some cuteness on Wargozez, Aeldry Ayzamblade, and Dorkim Khdoshim...... well, you can look them on my facebook wall.....?

    And why are you against all of this? maybe I should give pikachu's face for Hypaspistai though
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    But in Soviet Russia, History Craps ON you!

    It does, if you think about it, all their hype about being the 3rd Roman (Barbaropolis) Empire n stuff...Even when it's the October Revolution that ended it all......argh...it's crapping on me already.

    Me thinks the Amerikanoi are the true and spiritual heir of the Roman Empire, probably the 5th of 6 Roma (Barbaropolis) technically




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    Quote Originally Posted by satalexton View Post
    But in Soviet Russia, History Craps ON you!

    It does, if you think about it, all their hype about being the 3rd Roman (Barbaropolis) Empire n stuff...Even when it's the October Revolution that ended it all......argh...it's crapping on me already.

    Me thinks the Amerikanoi are the true and spiritual heir of the Roman Empire, probably the 5th of 6 Roma (Barbaropolis) technically
    Who were the 4th Rôme then O Basileus?


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    Again:



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